• yall dont sleep wit the door open??
So the evil shadow from the hallway
can get in? No
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    • I keep my door open so the creepy demon that’s in my room can’t trap me in there. I can take the hallway demon he’s a bitch.
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    • hey so I know nobody on here is gonna care but I just recently started collecting bugs and I found a female stag to add to my collection and I'm really really happy about it so I just wanted to say it somewhere
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    • I have cats. I can't close the door or they will SCREM
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    • Bruh, door closed and locked, fuck that shit
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    • I sleep with it a crack open. I would close it every night if I could but but cat likes to leave and come back and will SCREAM if she can't get in
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    • Anyone who sleeps with their door open has to be very unintelligent. Wanting to be in a safe enclosed place while sleeping and vulnerable is a survival instinct. If you don’t have that instinct, then you’re the kind of person who would die if we were still letting natural selection do its job.
      _Godless 24 jun
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    • Sleep with your door shut incase of a fire to prevent fure spreading to your room
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    • I love how there's 2 kinds of people. The people that are scared of the hallway deamon and the people that are scared of the room demon.
      markvk2 24 jun
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    • I sleep with my door
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    • i wish i could sleep with the door closed but i have to leave it cracked open so my cat can get in and out
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    • Not to get political but orange slices
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    • I have an interesting living situation. I'm still in high school so I'm with my parents, but I dont sleep in the house. I got small barn/shed and it's my room. AC, Mini fridge, tv, wifi, full sized bed. My own apartment really. I even have roommates; My cat and bearded dragon.
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    • When I was a kid I lived in the shed in the back yard. It was air conditioned and shit, but I wasn't gonna leave that door open.
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    • For me it’s because my family makes too much noise like 24/7
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    • I keep that shit closed incase of a fire.
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    • No one keeps it closed because they masterbate? Or are y’all just lying?
      matman34 24 jun
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    • PorkSword 24 jun
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    • Bold of you to assume I can get comfortable enough to sleep
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    • Wheres my not afriad of the dark gang at
      Juan10132 24 jun
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    • I like airflow
      MatPatGT 24 jun
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    • I keep my door open because I think it would be more creepier if a demon were to open the door and take a sneak peek at his midnight snack, plus I feel trapped if its closed all the way at night
      Jailhouse 24 jun
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    • Y’all sleep with the door open? So everyone else can wake you up?
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    • I can’t trust people who leave their doors open at night, niggas got every creature under their bed waiting for that sleep paralysis to kick in so they can moonwalk their way into your view.
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    • No one needs a quick get away if the monster under the bed gets your uncovered foot?
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    • I'm scared of the room demon and the hallway demon, but the room demon hasn't eaten me yet so I've decided he protects me from the evil hallway demon
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    • Bro I was high as balls in my room last night and I heard a bang on my door but everyone was asleep, sober me would’ve got up to see what was there but high me was scared shitless
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    • I keep a coin sock under my bed just in case
      MrClonk 24 jun
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    • Hey guys I know this isnt the place for this but I could really use some support I cant stop crying. For about a year now my boyfriend and I have been living in Japan together. It's been amazing but this visa is expiring and he has to return to our home country tomorrow. I love him more than anythin
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    • Who else fu.cks with the door open?
      SkyAnthro 24 jun
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    • I've never seen a single person who sleeps with the door open
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    • Fire code requires you to close your door so that you live if there is a fire
      Sawys1 24 jun
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    • I have cats. Gotta leave it open a crack
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    • People who sleep with the door open are as brave as the men who fought in WW2
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    • People who sleep with the door open also eat Kit Kat’s like a normal chocolate bar
      Cornbred 26 jun
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    • I damn well sleep with my bedroom door locked and shut if y'all sleep with an open bedroom door you have no instinct of sleeping in a safe place would you sleep in an open field or agaisnt a tree?? Plus don't none of y'all have roommate's or family cause I like my privacy!
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    • I keep it open to hear what's going on in the house and to let the cats come and go. Baby's door stays shut for the exact opposite reasons.
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    • I keep it closed, but not latched so my dog can get in.
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    • I beat my meat at random times throughout the night so I don’t want someone walking by with the door open while I’m pulling on my ding dong
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    • I keep my door open for air circulation
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    • I’m rarely even allowed to close my door
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    • How else can my dads girlfriend kiss me goodnight
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    • I keep it open so my cat can come and go as she pleases
      OverAnime 24 jun
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    • Privacy gang, i live with 3 other people, idc about demons or shit, i just like knowing my room is closed when im asleep
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    • It’s darkest when the door is closed. When my door is open the moon light reflects of the ass of my anime pillow and I get jealous of the moon then shrink it and steal it Gru style
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    • I sleep with the door open in case the ghost in my closet decides to try and attack and I can make a quick escape
      libinih 26 jun
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    • I leave my door open cause my cats will start screeching
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    • I still sleep with the lights on
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    • My brother went through a drug phase where he'd sneak into my room to steal stuff to sell for extra money. My dad was/is and alcoholic and I became afraid of what might happen late at night. I haven't been home in almost 10 years and I'll still lock the door.
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    • No. It’s still like 90 at night. Gotta keep that cold air trapped in my room
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    • I keep the door closed and locked bc I don't trust my parents. (They have a key but they'd have to go out of they're way to get it)
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    • I sleep with the door cracked open because my cat is retarded and needs to come in and out 20 times a night
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    • Nah see if the door shut then its hard to escape, so I have a pull-up bar in my door solely to keep any ghostly demon ass bitch from slamin it shut
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    • I keep my door open so my dog can come in and sleep with me and leave when he wants to
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    • Man my room gets hot af if I close the door
      LuigiWah 24 jun
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    • Tf I leave it open cause if it gets in I can escape quick
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    • I sleep with mine shut so the cats don't jump on my face
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    • I used to have it shut in high school, but now that I am 26 and married with a daughter, we leave it open
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    • If you have a bedroom looking down the hallway and your door is open you’re insane. If it’s across the hall and the door is open then it’s fine.
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    • I have to keep it open. My kids get into everything in the middle of the night so I gotta be able to hear them. The only time I close it is when I get booty.
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    • My cat tends to puke in my room, and only my room.
      LoLx13 24 jun
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    • I leave the door open to welcome my succubi.
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    • When I was younger, I saw an angel in the hallway, no open doors since
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    • I do, but only so my cat can come in and cuddle when he feels like it
      zanna3 24 jun
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    • I sleep with my door closed and locked
      Cajun 27 jun
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    • I sleep with the door closed and no feet outside of the bed so the monster cant grab it from under the bed.
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    • Gives me time to react if someone trying to bust into my room
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    • Anyone scared of the bathroom demon?? No?? Go walk by the bathroom at night with no lights on and come back and let me know.
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    • I have to leave mine open so my cat can get in and out. Otherwise he’ll paw at the door all night. I haven’t slept with the door closed for 12 years lol
      Spira 24 jun
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    • I sleep with my door closed cause I live with a violent alcoholic
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    • Just a friendly reminder to close your door before bed. It can save your life in a fire. Same goes for your kids bedrooms. Look up “Close Before You Doze” UL study
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    • I went from getting scared when the door was closed to getting pissed when its open, times have changed.
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    • If your house catches fire and your door is closed, you have a much higher chance of surviving the fire.
      k_ramz 24 jun
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    • So that some intruder will see me before I see them oh hell no
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    • Jewel 24 jun
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    • Fuck the evil shadow in the hallway, all my homies hate the evil shadow in the hallway.
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    • What kinda fucking psychopath sleeps with their door open? Do you want to get stared at by a paralysis demon?
      Weence 24 jun
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    • Door open, butt naked
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    • i keep the door open shoo i can watch that mf cause he know he ain't aloud to get me when I'm asleep
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    • I prefer my door closed, but I leave it open so my cat can come in if he wants
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    • I don't get how the picture of the chick makes this any more or less relatable
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    • I do. Its an invitation for the shadow people. They know I want to fight and they know il win. Its a powermove.
      Medkips 24 jun
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    • I have to keep it open or else my cats lose their shit
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    • No sleeping with it open and unlocked is weird
      MangaCaps 24 jun
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    • So the cat can get to the litter box
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    • I have my door closed for boundary reasons. So people knock before entering cuz I sleep with nothing
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    • i dont sleep with the door open so my dogs wont pee on my bed while i sleep
      DatIdiot 24 jun
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    • I keep my door shut incade there's a fire ill be able to escape with out suffocating from the smoke or burning alive in bed
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    • I dont want to trap my dog in my room when sleeping so I keep the door open so she can roam as she pleases
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    • I used to see shadow people in my old house. Now I have two small hell spawns and a half pitbull. Also shadow tiddies
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    • Apparently you can customize what your night demons look like by abusing your peripheral vision. So for the longest time I had won this giant inflatable alien from a carnival and apparently your brain will fill in the gaps of what they see in your peripheral vision. It also changes the demons.
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    • If I was an only child maybe, but I’m not so no
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    • We used to sleep with our bedroom door closed, but then we got a cat
      bigwerdz 24 jun
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    • I have a cat so I have to have it open
      Loags22 24 jun
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    • So you can quickly suffocate in a house fire?
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    • I have to keep my door closed so the air conditioning actually keeps it cold
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