5 Year Old Me: can't wait to grow up."
Adult Me:
SpareParts SpareParts
23 oct 2020
5 Year Old Me: can't wait to grow up." Adult Me:
Well it was solid 5 days. Here's to
2022.
minhamra minhamra
7 jan 2021
Well it was solid 5 days. Here's to 2022.
Me: do you have this shirt in a XL
Hot Topic employee:
Samael Samael
1 dec 2020
Me: do you have this shirt in a XL Hot Topic employee:
Crows in Texas be like
Yee-Caw.
Crows in Texas be like Yee-Caw.
My computer watching me struggle to select all the boxes with traffic lights
bitchpudden49 bitchpudden49
23 sep 2020
My computer watching me struggle to select all the boxes with traffic lights
@PoisonPillar
Easy. That's fajita
Casey Dri @LeanandCuisine-
Ladies since y'all are so smart, who is this guy?
Show this thread
Death_Row Death_Row
25 sep 2020
@PoisonPillar Easy. That's fajita Casey Dri @LeanandCuisine- Ladies since y'all are so smart, who is this guy? Show this thread
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley
Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber?
TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
imminentSpillednut imminentSpillednut
12 jan 2021
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber? TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
hen you ask whos a good girl but she just keeps
choking on ur dick
All right, then. Keepfyour secrets.
hen you ask whos a good girl but she just keeps choking on ur dick All right, then. Keepfyour secrets.
When you need your arm twisted to play a board game instead of a videogame.
dp
DarthBoner DarthBoner
16 sep 2020
When you need your arm twisted to play a board game instead of a videogame. dp
Marry a short gal and keep your guns on the top shelf
She still might get ya, but you'll hear her dragging the chair across the floor
Marry a short gal and keep your guns on the top shelf She still might get ya, but you'll hear her dragging the chair across the floor
You've heard of Halo 3 rat, now get ready fe for...
HALO SEAGULL
Left_Liberty Left_Liberty
26 sep 2020
You've heard of Halo 3 rat, now get ready fe for... HALO SEAGULL
Me when I wake up: "I'm gonna have a good day today."
Me 10 minutes later:
the
I have contained my rage for as long as possible,
Me when I wake up: "I'm gonna have a good day today." Me 10 minutes later: the I have contained my rage for as long as possible,
Ryan Whitney Says He Could Identify
Every Guy On His College Hockey
Team Just By Looking At Their Dick
PM - Buffer
51 1,475
Kuznetsov Kuznetsov
13d
Ryan Whitney Says He Could Identify Every Guy On His College Hockey Team Just By Looking At Their Dick PM - Buffer 51 1,475
When the teacher almost caught
you cheating so you hit em with
peepman peepman
13 may
When the teacher almost caught you cheating so you hit em with
LIKE ACTUALLY MAJIN BUU BUT THINK HE'S LIKE MY SELF DOUBT OR SOMETHING
IR
Somedude2010 Somedude2010
24 sep 2020
LIKE ACTUALLY MAJIN BUU BUT THINK HE'S LIKE MY SELF DOUBT OR SOMETHING IR
Winning a World Cup semifinals match is an accomplishment, but beating the English two days before the of July and mocking their tea drinking is something else #PinkiesUp
MurkDirty MurkDirty
27 jan 2021
Winning a World Cup semifinals match is an accomplishment, but beating the English two days before the of July and mocking their tea drinking is something else #PinkiesUp
Ace_1 Ace_1
27 sep 2020
© Based on: puppy_love_humans
So I invaded my dog's personal space nd well...'