5 Year Old Me: can't wait to grow up."
Adult Me:
SpareParts SpareParts
23 oct 2020
5 Year Old Me: can't wait to grow up." Adult Me:
Amish people after they listen to rap music for the first time
_SCP173_ _SCP173_
26 apr
Amish people after they listen to rap music for the first time
munchkinbear munchkinbear
24 sep 2020
TikTok Why is Dwayne Johnson called the Rock ?
When you just watched your human and the dog you constantly fucked with but secretly loved get yeeted by the Langley "Death of
Freedom" Debate Team and you know there won't be any more Fancy Feast ever again so you mash your face into a pile of the
Colombian Catnip, strap on John Arbuckle's nods, and head out into the embrace of a wintery death for a chance to avenge Odie and give those Fedfucks 7.62mm's of the
Ole Raze Dazzle...
SpamRadio SpamRadio
22 sep 2020
When you just watched your human and the dog you constantly fucked with but secretly loved get yeeted by the Langley "Death of Freedom" Debate Team and you know there won't be any more Fancy Feast ever again so you mash your face into a pile of the Colombian Catnip, strap on John Arbuckle's nods, and head out into the embrace of a wintery death for a chance to avenge Odie and give those Fedfucks 7.62mm's of the Ole Raze Dazzle...
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
27 sep 2020
Foo said im never watching the flash with my dog again The flash
God: Congratulations on making it this far into 2020. Your reward is
Steve in Smash and Minecraft Cave update.
The remaining 20% of the human population:
Whine Whine
5 oct 2020
God: Congratulations on making it this far into 2020. Your reward is Steve in Smash and Minecraft Cave update. The remaining 20% of the human population:
Your breast growth in pregnancy might predict your baby's sex
Plus, here's how your baby's sex impacts your breast milk composition.
Yep. You're not imagining it. Your boobs are bigger when you have a boy. And evidence backs that up.
vain_uncannedbeanss vain_uncannedbeanss
13 mar
Your breast growth in pregnancy might predict your baby's sex Plus, here's how your baby's sex impacts your breast milk composition. Yep. You're not imagining it. Your boobs are bigger when you have a boy. And evidence backs that up.
Nirvana fans in 1994: We want another album
Kurt Cobain:
Nirvana fans in 1994: We want another album Kurt Cobain:
wankerdanker wankerdanker
24 sep 2020
PEELING MY BALLSAGK FROM MY LEG WHEN ITS HOT OUTSIBE
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position."
- Muhammad Ali
MartinPurple MartinPurple
18 may
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position." - Muhammad Ali
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work
God:
You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child
@goldlung_420_insta
Dustin_K Dustin_K
16 oct 2020
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work God: You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child @goldlung_420_insta
companies as soon as pride month starts
HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW HOMOSEXUALS?
companies as soon as pride month starts HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW HOMOSEXUALS?
What part of ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU!" Don't you understand?
highDankruto420 highDankruto420
6 nov 2020
What part of ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU!" Don't you understand?
SWITCHING JOBS FROM SERVICE DOG TO DRUG SNIFFING DOG IS THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE.
OH YEAH, WOOF OR SOMETHING
BasedNervousAri1616 BasedNervousAri1616
28 sep 2020
SWITCHING JOBS FROM SERVICE DOG TO DRUG SNIFFING DOG IS THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE. OH YEAH, WOOF OR SOMETHING
In the presence of light, the Stygian
Owl's eyes can give a brilliant red reflection. In Brazil, they are known as
"coruja-Diablo" or Devil's Owl
HallowsGrim HallowsGrim
25 mar
In the presence of light, the Stygian Owl's eyes can give a brilliant red reflection. In Brazil, they are known as "coruja-Diablo" or Devil's Owl
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood
This is
GamingNerd101 GamingNerd101
28 nov 2020
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood This is
When you take NyQuil and
DayQull... at the same time
_FAFA_ _FAFA_
5 feb
When you take NyQuil and DayQull... at the same time
THE_COMMENT_TROLL THE_COMMENT_TROLL
27 sep 2020
My 90 yr old neighbour came to say goodhye to my dog...
BILLY-BOB YOU LIKE THAT TOILET BRUSH GOT CHA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
WELL MAW GOING BACK TO PAPER
Moneyluv Moneyluv
24 sep 2020
BILLY-BOB YOU LIKE THAT TOILET BRUSH GOT CHA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? WELL MAW GOING BACK TO PAPER
eres only an age difference o three days between these two.
JonSnowandGhost JonSnowandGhost
22 jan 2021
eres only an age difference o three days between these two.