5 things you JUST DON'T
D0 to people with
1) “wow you look so much better with
your glasses off!" just. please don’t.
2) take their glasses off their face and
refuse to give them back. it isn't quirky
or funny, it's really, really annoying.
3) “oh you got new glasses? i don’t
like them.” you obviously have no idea
a: how much those cost (hint: a lot,
unless they were free w/ insurance) or
b: how long whoever you’re dissing
probably spent picking those out.
4) “how many fingers am i holding
up???!?" i will break in to wherever
you are and flip you off.
5) poke the lenses of their glasses.
does this REALLY need an