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fencing coach: how are your legs feeling after that
workout?
me: sore
fencing coach: //suddenly in a Russian accent]]
Good. Make your thighs big as mother Russia. You
know what they say about women with big thighs,
yes?
//also in a Russian accent]] Can crush head
between legs like watermelon.
fencing coach: //stil/ in a Russian accent]] You and I...
we have very different fantasies
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    • I bought my crush a watermelon because she wanted to try this and she indeed could do so, very hot indeed
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    • I want a woman with thicc thighs so I can use her thighs like a pillow and sleep
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    • Idk why but I read it as fencing roach
      jtrouble 31 jul
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    • What was the coach's fantasy then?
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    • can you crush man skull like sparrows egg between thighs?
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    • I took fencing. It's fun, but also really exhausting when you start learning. You mostly move with these sort of lunge/sideways jumping motions, and the gear is pretty hot
      KILR0Y 31 jul
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    • Shoutout to when I was either the fifth or sixth best highschool fencer in NJ back in 2015 during my senior year
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    • Okay so one time I was fencing in a pretty big team tourney right. Going up against a really good team and my coach said if we get the first point he basically had to grant a small “wish”. I go up, first ten seconds in the bout I get the first point. He had to coach with a Scottish accent in 1/2
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    • I did fencing in HS. We had the privilege of being the best HS team in the state. Only because there was 1 other team in the entire state, in the neighboring town, and they sucked. We sucked too, but they sucked more
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    • Guys I just found out about George Floyd 😳
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    • My friend that i asked out wanted to become a police officer (haha whoops considering all things) but shes got muscles and holy fuck she gets more attractive every time i see her what the fuck
      Nokraz 31 jul
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    • What was he going to say though?
      NotYoDad 31 jul
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    • Shout out to all my fencing peeps
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    • I can crush a watermelon between my thighs
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    • My dyslexic a$$ read French coach
      EnomisV 31 jul
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    • D1 fencer here. Legs do be hurtin doe
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    • I had a Russian fencing coach, epee, when I was first starting off he’d only say two things to me: “oy yoy yoy” and “keep hand behind bell!” (Bell being the hand guard)
      Kyrock12 2 aug
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    • As an active fencer: yes, your legs hurt after practice. Especially in the beginning.
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    • What other fantasy is there to have?
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    • Jokes on you, that shit would make me hornier
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 31 jul
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    • A woman who fences? I thought only ivory league boys and maybe Europeans did that
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    • I used to be a fencer but ended up getting a knee injury and had to have surgery. I miss it so much.
      Blinkxr 31 jul
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    • I like thick thighs
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    • I THOUGHT IT SAID FENCING ROACH?????
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    • Is fencing any fun, I’ve thought about trying it out but I’m not sure
      BadBob20 31 jul
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    • So I’m guessing russian accents are common through out fencing coach’s cause mine did the same
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    • My fencing coach would smack our knees with his foil if we didnt have them bent. He also required us to keep our knees bent for the whole class after warmups. He eased up on it in the level 2 class and we no longer had to keep our knees bent all class, it was just to build strength and stamina.
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    • Mmm....davai tovarisch....more leg muscles. Babushka can crush three watermelon and you can barely crush one half tomato. Make the motherland proud!
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    • Man I miss fencing. It was the only sport I ever loved and I was good at it. I couldn’t afford to travel to tournaments though and I quickly grew out of my fencing attire. I fenced for 4 years.
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    • Fencing is fun as fuck, but the thigh burn is real
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    • I actually had a Russian fencing coach lol. I was really into it for a few years, then high school sucked my life away and I didn’t have time anymore.
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    • As someone who fenced Sabre for 3 and a half years, yes, the sport’s as pretentious as you think it is. A few guys from my team made it to the finals of states one year and the ref gave a 30 minute speech about his experience fencing before he let the bout start.
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    • Fencing is an absolute blast. Some of the best days of my life.
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    • Thinking of taking up fencing. Any advice?
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    • Tell me if I'm wrong but if a women pre cuts the watermelon it automatically becomes unattractive.
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    • I had a Russian fencing teacher and his name was Borris. Coolest guy I met and he made fun of me for having glasses and a big nose
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    • Ashley____RP wanna take up fencing?
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    • For some reason I read coach as roach and was thinking that a roach started speaking in a Russian accent
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    • Okay and
      Syllee 31 jul
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    • 2 comments? Is this a joke
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    • Zangief crush man’s skull like sparrow’s egg between thighs
      colesors 31 jul
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    • I want be a skinny bitch with a flat chest
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    • Olympic fencing is for wusses, learn HEMA or Kendo
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    • Fuck fencing. Do HEMA like a real man
      Riastradh 31 jul
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    • This didn't happen. If it were real, the coach would've been reported for sexual harassment.
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    • Is this supposed too be funny?
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    • vwatermelon*
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    • Didn't know it said fencing. Thought it said French
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    • Its werid how i can hear in Russian
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    • Every time I read something with a Russian accent in my head, it’s always the voice of Nikolai Belinski
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    • Marcus from borderlands is the voice that narrates russian accents male or female in my head
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    • Fencing is gay
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    • I use to be in the fencing team at MSU. I miss it
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    • Was a fencer for a community center and had this happen to me in a compatition
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    • Fencing kids are like band kids
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    • Scottish women > russian women. My 5'2 mother tossed my 6'1 german father through a window when they first started dating
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    • Soft porn no way! Watermelon and thighs? Vary hot
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    • Ngl i said this out loud with the Russian accent and all i got was a weird but surprised look from my kid and my mother. Lol im pretty impressed with my accent.
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    • I thought that was the only option?
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    • Always stretch your legs before fencing. Even if you only have 3 or 4 quick duels, you’ll feel that shit after.
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    • *Goes to fencing practice the next day* The Fencing Coach: (still in Russian accent)Welcome to the worst workout of your life!
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    • I read it as French coach lmao
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    • I could crush a watermelon in my thighs but I'm a guy so it's not impressive I guess
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    • She has wide hips, easy birth
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    • For some reason I went Scottish for this
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    • holy shit a fencing meme foilists rise up
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    • (Russian accent) finka crush whole watermelon with vigina
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    • Wait, what do they say about women with big thighs in Russia?
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    • Hhahahahahhaah
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    • I dont want a girlfriend i want a girl with thicccc thighs to crush my skull into fucking dust with her thighs
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    • As a guy, I already have bigger thighs. But I want them thiccums ya feel me? I ain’t workin at femboy hooters until I LOOK like I work at femboy hooters
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    • Go on
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    • What was the fencing coach gonna say???
      Celceus 1 aug
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    • Read “fencing roach” at first 🗡🦗
      ReddBoi 1 aug
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    • Crush my fucking head please
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    • But can you break a coconut with your bare thighs
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    • This happened
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      walllord 31 jul
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    • He was thinking thicc thighs save lives and she was thinking murder
      Diabhal 31 jul
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    • please guys i need thigh pics
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    • I want my skull crushed more than anything
      ilunachan 31 jul
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    • How hard is it to actually do this.
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    • I think the coach was trying to fuck her
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    • My fencing coach was the former Ukrainian Olympic fencing coach so this wasn’t too far off
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    • "...and I ask myself, 'Zangief, if you are not bad guy, who will crush man's skull like sparrows egg between thighs?'" -Zangief
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    • I read this in a russian accent, however it was all a male voice
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    • Xenia Obentopp over here
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