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    • Instructions unclear, vagina got stuck in the ceiling fan
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    • I wish parents had to pass a test before they could legally procreate
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    • Ironically, evolution has backfired. Because humanity is so powerful, basically all of us can survive and natural selection does nothing, but the smart people and ones with restraint aren't having kids because the population is already too big and it's a financial nightmare. So now everyone's dumb
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    • Personally, I am not pro life or pro choice. I am pro abortion. I believe all babies should be aborted, and no one deserves any say in that.
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    • But dumb people fucking is how humanity continues
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    • I honestly wish we could enforce that!
      30_06 1 aug
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    • You stole that from the beginning of scary movie 5
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    • Y’all know the deal. Any time one of my posts gets featured, someone has to lick my toes. I just got back from the gym so they’re sweaty and I’m a man so they’re hairy. Who’s first?
      JustSTFU 1 aug
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    • Absolutely ingenius
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    • Joke from scary movie V
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    • Bruv, this is a joke taken from scary movie 5
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    • Jokes on you, i have terrible aim
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    • That’s not a pregnancy test.
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    • Years ago, I had a dream that I had a toilet app on my iPod and it was just a joke, kind of like the mood reader app and the lighter app and things like that, but my friend actually peed on my ipod, and I was really mad.
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    • Sadly people would actually fall for this and piss on their phone.
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    • Genius!
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    • just think of the lives saved if more babies were aborted
      5lb_dump 2 aug
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    • Like in Scary movie 4 or 5😂
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    • thevadar 1 aug
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    • Haha scary movie reference
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    • True story: I love to test people stupidity and this person I worked with was telling me how she thought she could potentially be pregnant and I told her just take a test, this person was pretty dumb but I didn’t think it would work but I joked (she was in her phone) and said....
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    • I miss the "Putting your phone in the microwave will charge it" phase just because so many actually believed it
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    • To prevent stupid idiots from having children, all women should have an IUD put in once they start their first period. Then when they want to have kids, them and their partner have to go and take a test and be examined to see whether they are financially stable enough, that way no child is born 1/2
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    • This 1/2
      _Gengar 3 aug
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    • What if I already have kids
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    • But how would it be able to tell if you were pregnant or not tho?
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    • My gf pisses on me and I don't think shes pregnant
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    • I showed my wife the results. Proving the kids aren’t mine.
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    • This is why I don't use other people's phones
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    • But by then it may already be too late
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    • Absolutely fucking brilliant, there should be a license to breed. Which my schools health teacher had lol
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    • If you’re playing a game, and there’s a puzzle section that you can’t figure out and you have to look up a guide. Does that mean you lost the puzzle or does it mean the developers failed at making it clear at what to do?
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    • So what’s the app for
      G01d3n 6 aug
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    • Except those are the people that already have 4
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    • Intelligence is not necessarily genetic, if you were to take a baby and stimulate his brain by teaching, he could end up very smart despite his parebts being dumber than a box of rocks
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    • Jkes on tou, I alraady hvee kidd
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    • What's it called
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    • If you drop your phone in the toilet, you ARE pregnant
      Chenneko 5 aug
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    • This man is about to single handedly wipe out half the future kids
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    • I actually looked up a taser app for shits and giggles. People were upset that it wasn't an actual taser and it just vibrated. I hate retards
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    • it then asks if you pissed on it and an asylum is immediately notified automatically.
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    • It has too many ads smh
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    • There though be a license to have a kid.
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    • Oh so it’s better than birth control?
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    • What if we used a similar activation ingredient that is used in pregnancy tests to determine positivity, put it in the toilet water, and have the water change color if the test is positive.
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    • World really does need a Thanos and before you all get butt hurt thinking I’m one sided. I’m in with becoming dust
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    • Just like in Scary Movie
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    • I believe in abortions up to 18 years
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    • Why is my name suddenly green?
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    • But, it’s important to have the video rolling and that you send the sample to me
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    • content not available more
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    • Error: This App requires access to: Camera
      slyrix 4 aug
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    • Blondes would loose you at “I Have”
      ptspiano 4 aug
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    • I wrapped my phone in plastic wrap! Works like a charm!
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    • ah shit bf cummed in my boy pussy am i gonna get f agpreggers now
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    • He stole this from danny gonzales
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    • Does this work for men?
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    • what if youre so dumb you miss the piss so its on the floor instead of your phone
      Anaconja 4 aug
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    • Like to vote YES if you'll like 'Parental Common Sense and Financial Stability Test' to be a requirement before having vagina goblins.
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    • I’m not pro choice or pro life. I’m anti life and anti choice
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    • Was that a Scary Movie 5 reference?
      Cobot 3 aug
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    • Genius idea
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    • There's people who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. You really think some piss on their phone is going to stop them?!
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    • And that’s why abortion should be legal
      Cravage 3 aug
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    • Fair app.
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    • Stole the joke...
      DannyS06 3 aug
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    • Those already exist
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    • He stole a joke from a Drew Gooden video 😔
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    • Instructions unclear, I am a male.
      Umbrex 3 aug
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    • I just want a girl to pee in my mouth
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    • This reminds me of the scale app and all the dumbfucks breaking their screen by putting heavy shit on it.
      Mac1634 3 aug
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    • Thats so fucking genuis
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    • I laughed out loud at this
      ZER0K00L 3 aug
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    • clarification: you will immediately be sterilized*
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    • Julian Smith- One bad app. This came from the depths of my mind after seeing this tweet.
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    • But are they pregananant?
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    • s m o r t 📈
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    • So it's more like a pre pregnancy test then huh
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    • Unfortunately, I read the first two and a half lines and acted on them before I remembered that men can't get pregnant .
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    • "Pregnancy app" would like access to your camera
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    • Wait, what? I don't get it
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    • I have a drawing app on my iPad that is really good but I fuckin hate that it's called procreate.
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    • Bruh
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    • Invest
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    • That sounds like something dr. house would say
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    • And nuts
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    • Genius
      JoMan 3 aug
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    • What if they miss? Are they allowed to then?
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    • I finished reading this and then my screen turned yellow because of the night mode
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    • You shouldn't own a phone either if you do that
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    • What if I'm a guy
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    • We need a plague....
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    • Here’s a free idea to anyone smart enough to pull it off. Make a tinder app but you have to be verified with up to date std testing to be able to use the app.
      pppcccc 3 aug
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    • U would be surprised how dumb I am- American npc
      yokimmer 3 aug
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    • But can the app run crysis?
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    • After having a kid, every parent should take 3 tests. A basic attitude test, a compatibility test, and a child care test.
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    • Too bad there is numberous apps actually like this
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