• 5 Daedric lords: *Will claim my soul when l die* Me: *Becomes Vampire so I can’t die* Me:
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    • Doesn't molag bal get your soul as a vamp
      gr1ml0rn a month
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    • Khajits hate him... Click here to find out why.
      SolHereaux a month
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    • When you want to be a good guy but a weird voice offers you a shiny object
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    • I love playing skyrim and you have been claimed by six different afterlifes and now another daedric prince is like your soul is mine yup get in line buddy 3 others and a couple gods are in front of you
      frightfull01 a month
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    • Only to realize that as the dragon born, your soul is part of Akatosh and so when you die, your soul returns to him regardless.
      Adamgray01 a month
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    • John Constantine sold his soul to 3 different demon lords, so that when he died there would be war in hell over his soul, so none of them would let him die, to prevent the war. Effectively making himself immortal
      kylebooth1 a month
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    • Dont forget guys. The dragonborn is such a badass that he can actually choose where he wants to go when he dies. If that ain't big dick energy I dont know what is.
      Deadpoolryan a month
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    • *Is Champion Of Cyrodill* *owes like 8 Prince's* *Becomes Prince too* So what now?
      NeggurFetus a month
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    • Actually Molag bal would get your soul, but in the game you basically give your soul to like 15 different gods, so either it cancels out and no one gets it or when you die all the gods fight over your soul plunging the world into chaos
      Vapingdouche a month
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    • I'm like 90% sure that Akatosh has dibs on your soul regardless of what you do in life.
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    • Fear it. Run from it. The 5 Daedric lords arrive all the same
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    • The most awkward shit is gonna go down when you finally die and have to somehow explain to all these fucking princes how you promised your soul to all of them
      awjeezitsme a month
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    • Talos and akatosh has all rights to the Dragonborn Soul even from the beginning because he Chosen and blessed before he was even born. Akatosh nullifies all of other gods claims because he's the most powerful as well
      gorfdedrater a month
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    • When the dragon born dies there is gonna be a war among the gods for who gets his soul
      stikdude a month
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    • Ficto10 a month
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    • The Dragonborn can do whatever the fuck they want and they’ll still go to sovenguard if they’re a nord, even the Gods look at the Dragonborn as a hero
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    • Can't lose your soul to a Daedric Prince if you become a Daedric Prince. *laughs in Sheogorath*
      Undermole a month
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    • Doesn’t being Dragonborn make you go to sovngarde no matter what.
      pisser a month
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    • As many people stated, your soul goes to Akatosh when you die because you are the Dragonborn and that's kinda more important than any daedric deals
      cinansnickem a month
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    • You are Dragonborn, your soul belongs to the the father of all dragons.
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    • Jokes on all those daedric lords. Akatosh still gets you cause you’re the dragon born
      MLGevi a month
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    • Being the dragon born actually prevents them from taking your soul anyway because your soul is a part of akatosh
      Kanrallen a month
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    • *gets killed by frostbite spider along the road to Whindhelm*
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    • Daedric Lords cant get the dragonborns soul because he's the reincarnation of akatosh so when he dies he returns to akatosh instead
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    • I feel like Akatosh kinda gets an executive override being dragon born and all
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    • Technically you're likely the physical embodiment of Shor and if after death a Daedra tried to claim your soul you could just tell them to fuck off so commit your soul to anything that gives you cool shit with no repercussions.
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    • Actually as Dragonborn it is your birth right to enter into sovengard when you die
      elm46 a month
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    • Yeah tbh depending on what you do in skyrim every dadric lord/god had a claim on your soul when the dragon born dies of old age war is gonna break out between the 9 and dadric lords
      beardlesszeus a month
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    • The Elder Scrolls has so much fucking lore it’s amazing. You can say what you will about Bethesda in their current state but God Damn are they good at TES lore. I’m still looking forward to Starfield and TES VI.
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    • Whoooooo though? If you join the dark brotherhood sithis claims your soul, if you are a werewolf Hircine claims your soul, if you are a Nightingale Nocturnsl claims your soul, if you are a vampire, Molag-bal claims your soul. if you are a Nord you go to Sovengarde
      Mary_454 a month
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    • As dragonborn your soul is an aspect of Arkay. He's basically aedra jesus.
      Aargph a month
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    • As Dragonborn you are guaranteed a place in sovengard (80% sure I spelled that wrong), and I don’t think even the daedric lords can stand up to the god dude who rules that place.
      MyNamesWASABI a month
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    • Would that start a daedric god civil war if you died? Like because they’re all trying to claim your soul?
      Verdunny a month
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    • Pretty sure that Akatosh has first dibs on the Dragonborn's soul.
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    • Yeah I always wondered how that works. I run around pledging my soul to anyone who asks for it so who fucking gets it?
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    • They can’t take your soul if you give it to all of them
      Chilaye a month
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    • Werewolves > vampires
      trollfeet a month
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    • Yaksen a month
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    • Fuck them all. My Nordic soul belongs in sovngarde. I will take the throne as the most valiant hero to grace Tamriel.
      Noramctavs a month
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    • Vampires suck and in truth all dragonborns are the incarnation of Shor so their soul is forever in sovrngarde that's also why when you visit sovrngarde during the main quest line he's not present in the hall of heroes no one and nothing can take a dragonborns soul except another dragonborn s
      DJDarkAngel a month
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    • You have the soul of a dragon none of them niggas are getting your soul
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    • Except any contract the dragonborn signs with a deadra is rendered moot when he dies, as he is the incarnation of Shor and therefore will return to his hall in sovengarde when he dies.
      Dont_Be_Sad a month
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    • Or become the champion of every deadra and make them fight over you like a bunch of sluts
      LaserNipsClan a month
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    • Biggest finesse I ever pulled. God knows how many Daedric lords “claim” my soul after I die, meanwhile I know damn well I’m finna go to sovengarde.
      Stormbreaker a month
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    • Skyrim is just twilight simulator. "Here you're either forcibly turned into a werewolf or contract sanguinare vampiris and have literally everyone hate you.
      SuperTumor a month
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    • Literally every daedra has to share your soul in skyrim yet you go to Valhalla for being with some of them?
      SomeFag74 a month
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    • Molag Bal
      i_took_an_L a month
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    • the dragon born goes to sovangarde he has the right of birth so I would assume that it just vetoes all the daedric princes and basically gets a get out of jail free card
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    • He probably ended up going to Sovangarde when he died since one would think that the Aedra would have more power over the princes. It’s also theorized that the Dragonborn was a reincarnation of Shor meaning that he most definetly returned to Sovangarde
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    • You’re a Dragonborn so no matter who you sell your soul to, the Dragon god gets your soul anyways
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    • DIO
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    • If I owe all the daedric lords my soul, does that mean they all get a piece when I die? If so then I know what piece Nocturnal can get.
      Aklak a month
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    • Seriously though, the fate of the Dragonborn after he dies has been a hotly disputed subject in ES lore.
      YonShadyGlenn a month
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    • I RENOUNCE MY HUMANITY BART
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    • *becomes vampire to avoid soul going to daedra* *subjugated by daedric prince of domination*
      Morkuls 25d
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    • Theres going to be a war between gods and Daedric lords for the dragonborn when he dies
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    • Man every daedric lord would technically get my soul, to solve the problem of which lord actually gets* my soul I'll just lead all the Daedra in the Oblivion Crisis Part 2
      CockSlam a month
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    • I’ve fought mud crabs more fierce that you!
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    • Idk why but I always wanted the Dragonborn's return to sovngarde to be canon. Maybe leave a legacy behind
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    • I’m satisfied at the thought of the daedric princes all duking it out for my soul while I’m getting lit in sovngarde (alternately, they just split my soul among them and condemn me to limbo for eternity 🤷🏼‍♂️)
      memeaddict1 a month
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    • Luci_ a month
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    • I reject my humanity, JOJO!
      N_W_P a month
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    • If you’re a Nord then Sovngaurde overrules all. Bitch no daedra is gonna fuck with all of the heroes of Sovngaurde that come to your aid
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    • Fuck that I see 5 daedric hearts 😈
      oomoney a month
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    • Those are rookie numbers, you needa bump up those nunbers.
      Mr_frido a month
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    • *gets dawnbreakered in the throat*
      AetherPriest a month
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    • Until a hamon user rolls up and rocks your shit
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    • No one can claim your soul if you kill the deadric lords
      The_Right_Nut a month
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    • My soul belongs to nocturnal, molag bal, merunes dagon, sheogorath, boethia, hermaus mora, clavicus vile, and meridia... I think thats it?
      Themagikman1 a month
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    • Black butler (2008-2010)
      Kingdomwho a month
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    • Literally every being in the galaxy gets my soul, even sithis and shor so I want to see the battle that happens once I off myself
      burglerpope a month
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    • Auri-El smites you with the sun because fuck you and your vampiric cheating of death in an atrempt to keep your soul
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    • Who even dies to enemies in Skyrim I die from a 10 foot fall
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    • None of the Daedric princes have any claim on the Dovahkiin’s soul anyways, he’s basically a reincarnation (kind of) of Lorkhan (Shor to the Nords) so he will be going to Sovngard
      xadeth1997 a month
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    • As dragon born your soul goes to sovengarde
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    • Actually if multiple beings try to claim your soul, akatosh steps in and claims it.
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    • Molag bal: stupid I'm not gonna let you get the chance
      crispy_memes a month
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    • I just like to think that since you're the champion of most daedric princes they're gonna argue over who gets you but you're dragonborn and have proven yourself worthy of Sovngarde so you just go there anyway
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    • Jokes on you: my character is ginger
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    • *loses all stamina during day and can only do missions at night like a fag*
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    • Fuck the Daedra comin strait from Whiterun
      iRaditz a month
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    • Victory Royale
      Poisoning a month
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    • Hermanus mora gets it by default
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    • Technically your soul would return to akatosh as you have a dragon soul and are a portion of his soul
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    • *Constantly gets attacked by Dawnguard*
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    • Ha DIO
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    • But then Molag Bal rapes you
      premy a month
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    • Thats why i became a necromancer
      SillyLilWilly a month
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    • It's possible that the Dragonborn (assuming we're talking Skyrim) is the Avatar of Shor himself aka Lorkhan, one of the most powerful gods in Elder Scrolls
      Jaster_Mereel a month
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    • If your the Dragonborn then only Akatosh can have your soul unless another Dragonborn takes it from you.
      Allzure a month
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    • Isn't this the plot of Black Butler?
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    • Damn near every Daedra lord, Akitosh the Dragon God, Magnus, and Sithis AKA the literal fucking void. If the death of the Dragonborn didn’t bring about an interdementional war idk what will
      Cedo_The_Mad a month
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    • Nah. Sovengard will trump all there power
      HellsBreach a month
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    • Can’t you just live longer if you master the arcane arts?
      Keper a month
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    • Well I gave my soul up to all them but I’m also a werewolf soooooo........ can’t wait to join Hircine’s unending hunt while the others argue with him about it
      RubyTurtle a month
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    • *has my soul owned by literally every demon*
      Ice_Water_ a month
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    • Todd Howard gets your soul. There is no escape
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