• society: trains require tracks to drive
The Polar Express conductor about to Tokyo
drift a fucking train across a frozen lake:
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    • One of the most badass scenes in a kids movie to date
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    • Is this a mf polar express meme??!?
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    • Hell fucking yeah it can the Polar Express can stop fucking TIME of course it can drift
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    • All Conductor did was say right and left, Engine man did all the cool shit.
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    • Nothing more epic than watching a steam train just fucking drift like a boss across a frozen lake.
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    • The conductor from polar express was a fucking CHAD
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    • Polar express soundtrack is a real banger though
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    • And then the dude has the audacity to line it up perfectly to land on the tracks on the other side....nigga just be Santa Claus at that point
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    • I read trains as trans and I think I need to take a break from politics
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    • DEJA VU!
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    • HOT HOT
      Urbanxx 7 jul
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    • Tom hanks don’t give a care about those kids
      eddevlin 7 jul
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    • Finally a real fucking feature I’ve been stuck in the fake feature loop
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    • Fr that scene was dope
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    • Yeah that conductor nigga went stupid
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    • Absolutely badass
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    • And the asshole says there’s no way they went over a lake
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    • Yep, I too heard the Tokyo drift theme song bell chimes
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    • Mother Fucking fact of the day Steve bing was one of the most biggest investors in this movie dropping a whopping 60 mil for the movie with the star TOM HANKS premiering in it , Fun fact he died a week before Ghislaine Maxwell was arrested from an apparent suicide from his 27 floor luxury aprartment
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    • Kids movies don’t have seems that top that shit. He was pulling a Deja Vu for sure
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    • Shiii man drinking hot coco with Marsh mellows watching polar express before Christmas break with the homies was the best
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    • Krystal 7 jul
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    • ding ding ding ding ding ding ding DING DING DING DING
      Jombie 8 jul
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    • Ah another Larry the Lobster meme
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    • That scene was epic
      Weird 7 jul
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    • _Oppy 7 jul
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    • No clip???
      kingjamz 7 jul
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    • Car fact: Eurobeat > Tokyo Drift. Fat and Furious Tokyo Drift was indeed the best movie in the franchise but there was a huge missed opportunity to use Eurobeat
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    • There’s a lot of hypnosis porn?!?!
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    • HOT HOT HOT HOT CHOCOLATE. HERE WE ONLY GOT ONE RULE (here we only got one rule) NEVER EVER LET IT COOL!!!!
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    • Someone please make a video of that scene with the Tokyo drift music
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    • Trains are cool ngl
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    • Observe
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    • Ok but all it takes is a bannnan
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    • That mf went hold my hot chocolate
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    • Ec fuking skuze me, the polar experience came out years before Tokyo Drift. Tokyo Drift polar experience their movie.
      Himad 7 jul
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    • That mf was a G
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    • Wow way to totally forget the engineers
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    • I read this as Trans. My only thought was "What now?"
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    • Aw yeah, we live in a society
      YeetBoot 7 jul
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    • Easily one of the best childhood/Christmas movies ever
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    • Choo choo motherfucker we’re going to the North Pole
      pworple 7 jul
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    • I thought that said trans and I was like “wtf are tracks?”
      lasoreth 7 jul
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    • The Polar Express as a movie was 100% catholic propaganda and its the worst thing I've seen Tom Hanks in other than Toy Story 4.
      Clarity 7 jul
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    • Yes
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    • STBlackST on YouTube would like a word with you.
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    • Wait as someone who hasn't seen polar express is this true?
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    • CARIBOUUU
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    • My family has a tradition to watch this every year, and for the past 3 years I play the TD theme on that ice scene. I’m the only one who finds it funny.
      Utamuro 10 jul
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    • Nah, thats larry gettin his pipe busted 🗣
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    • So i just got an ad in between features that said something about sexual assault and Boy Scouts of America filed bankruptcy
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    • You mean Tom Hanks
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    • Confident I could whip a locomotive after watching that movie
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    • We really do live in a society.
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    • ok but this movie slaps so hard (cause it's the best fucking Christmas movie of all time- only second to Jim Carrey's Grinch) and I'm glad it's getting SOME form of attention
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    • Bro I just realized that they were bout to throw a 11 and under kid off of a train
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    • Conductors*
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    • Ah yes
      Djcaat 9 jul
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    • And he dabbed while doing it
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    • Snow piercer could drift. 1001 cars long
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    • Why did i suddenly get the urge to have his face put on abby's body. I guess i've just been waiting to see my fav lobster boi get his ass clapped...
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    • I just been in the place before
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    • Trains also need sand
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    • Random fact: The Polar Express had a flux capacitor in the engine.
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    • The engineers were doing all the work!
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    • Pu$$i Boy
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    • Ah here it is
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    • obSWERVE
      Koi_Gang 8 jul
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    • As much shit as this movie gets, believe it or not that scene was actually based on a true story! In 1803 the Russian tundra a train conductor by the name of Tupoy Osel (which actually means Train Hero) was in a desperate fight for his life. A truly astounding man is you have time to read about it:)
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    • The only issue is there’s no way to steer the depiction in the movie is false as that’s not how train physics and mechanics work
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    • Get us the blazes out of here
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    • Serious question how the fuck did they get back home that night
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    • The conductor gave the directions. The engineer did the drifting.
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    • Wait a fucking minute, since when did we just start bringing all these good memes that died a while ago?
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    • That begs the question. HOW TF DID HE DO THAT?! TRAINS DON'T HAVE STEERING MECHANISMS
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    • Society determines physics.
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    • unpopular opinion: Polar Express is just a christmas themed Mad Max
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    • This is an inappropriate meme for this time of year
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    • I fucking love that scene
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    • LEFT!!!
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    • That’s the one where they go to the North Pole to meet Braxton Werthers
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    • God I fucking love the polar express
      Bitchys 8 jul
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    • Kansai dorifuto?
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