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    • She peed on you bro
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    • You got pissed on dog
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    • Oh great, here come all the iFunny sexlords to tell us how a woman orgasms
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    • Piss boy piss boy
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    • I dont get it. Most the guys in these comments bitch about how they cant get laid or a gf. But now all of a sudden y'all experts on a womans orgasm?
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    • Valyrison 13 jul
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    • Yeah (Jenny) it’s me I just left this dudes house I swear to God it was so bad I just pissed and told him he was the first guy to make me squirt
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    • Well fuck. I guess she was just peeing all over the basement floor.
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    • You kids are lucky to have social media these days. I learned it was piss the hard way, brand new $2500 mattress ruined.
      NickSax 13 jul
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    • How you look after you saved a sponges life only to find out that the problem was that he ripped his pants
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    • yea i too have secks with a female.
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    • Got pink eye from it
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    • Yall know it’s not pee, there are 2 sets of glands that drain into the urethra so it appears to be piss. There is a small amount of piss in that because it does go through the urethra but not even enough to change the color. But if it’s yellowish or orangish then your girl is faking or thinking.....
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    • Being a girl on ifunny feels odd
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    • I’ve never met a girl that could squirt, maybe I’m lucky , maybe I’m not
      Nfruits 13 jul
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    • I honestly like it when my girl squirts. It’s quite a turn on for me
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    • Its piss. She didnt go to the bathroom before sex.
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    • It's pee, she peed on your bed and on you. You got played
      blue_too 13 jul
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    • squirt is literally a watered down piss
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    • You mean she pisses herself?
      kanep0e 13 jul
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    • Honest question for you guys and girls. Why do you think a guy that likes anal automatically makes him gay. Like I love it and I’m 100% straight. My girlfriend loves that I like it. It makes no sense when people say it’s gay when it’s my own body.
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    • Is someone gonna tell him?
      Tri_Volt 13 jul
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    • I’m astonished at how many men think squirting is pee. That’s pretty sad. Go brush up on your anatomy 😩
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    • You guys are fucking dumb squirting and piss are not the same thing you can physically feel what happening when they do it
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    • Its cumpiss
      VspTylore 13 jul
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    • Squirt aint real, she just pissed on u bro
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    • Everyone saying that when a girl squirts its pee. It's not pee, it's close but not entirely the same
      POGCHIMP 13 jul
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    • Man I don't care if it's pee. I'm thirsty
      Arteko 14 jul
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    • I wouldn't mind getting pissed on 😏 as long as she returns the favor
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    • Hate to break it to you but squirting isn't real
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    • Pissed in your mouth
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    • I felt like the fucking avatar, the bale one not the blue one, the one that could bend elements. The cum Bender.
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    • My girl is a heavy squirter, yes I know its basically pee but it doesn't bother me because I know she had an intense nut so it makes me happy that i can make that happen
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    • I'm a girl, and I've never finished when having sex with a guy. I think I just get too self conscious about seeming too into it or something because my first bf was super Christian and made me feel bad about anything sexual. Any advice?
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    • Cool. Just as along as we all understand its mostly piss and not 'cum', mmm'kay?
      RobQ1978 15 jul
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    • honestly having a girl squirt is scary bro
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    • Squirting is just peeing, y’all have pee kinks.
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    • Bro u git pissed on
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    • If you find squirting hot does that mean you have a piss kink?
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    • “Its fake. She just decided to take a piss on you” says all the guys who have never gotten a girl off to the point of squirting. Lol 😂
      ChibRock 13 jul
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    • Squirters are the best!!!!!!
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    • Most of you need to look up what squirting actually is. Usually is only a tiny bit of pee involved
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    • Yes... because everyone experiences sexual activities
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    • It is impossibly to piss if there is something in the vagina. The urethra gets blocked. So if she gets super wet while there's fingers or dick in there, she may have squirted. If a whole stream rockets out of there without blockage, its piss.
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    • I was hyped honestly because my performance is wildly unpredictable so women first...
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    • Lmao she pissed on your dumbass
      SonicREAL 13 jul
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    • Squirting is not pissing. Holy fuck. Heres a hint if she says its her first time. If it's a spurt she squirt. If it's a stream, get clean.
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    • When it smells so much of fish that you can now talk to it.
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    • zerosober 13 jul
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    • It's a great feeling showing your girl how to work a water pistol...
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    • Bro, that’s me when I make JesterHoro squirt for the 8th time in a single night. I feel like fuckin’ Poseidon himself lol
      Bargo_ 14 jul
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    • What I can’t control when I squirt My boyfriend just does me well and my vagina is like “oh yea Time to release squirt juice”
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    • THE LIFEGUARD FISH OMFG I'M CRYING
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    • In 2007, Viennese researcher Dr Florian Wimpissinger (his real name) affirmed this, additionally finding that the ejaculate from two women he studied was chemically different from that of urine. In particular, it contained more prostatic acid phosphatase (PAP), so no you idiots its not piss
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    • "Oh great another relationship meme" "Oh yes I do the sex" "God I'm so lonely"...... "I have suddenly became a sex expert and squirt is piss"
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    • First time I fingered my current gf, she blasted in my hand lol
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    • Ok so how women orgasm is simple, they use a certain toy called a "vibrator", some women have a g spot that can be found if a certain dildo bend.
      Sagic 13 jul
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    • Making a girl squirt with your dick is the most satisfied a man can be
      iFlex 13 jul
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    • zerosober 13 jul
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    • Question. What is the difference between girls nutting and peeing
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    • Squirting isn't really are y'all 13 lol it's a great thing in my opinion.....
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    • Delete this
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    • Actually tho... do guys really like when a gurl squirts? And why?
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    • Ryuuk45 16 jul
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    • My girl wants to lose her virginity to me and I’m just rocking a 6 inch or so but I want to satisfy her. I already lost my virginity so I’m not a complete beginner but any tips?
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    • I made my gf squirt for the first time a few days ago in the back of my car
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    • This girl I knew had sex 9 times in one day and it ended with her farting in her boyfriends face while he was munching her carpet
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    • Notice how it’s all dudes in here who probably never had sex deciding they have the authority to speak on it and suddenly know how a female orgasm works. Lmao!
      Viera 13 jul
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    • I can make myself squirt in like less than a minute, if you know where the clit is it's not that hard my dudes
      Yoongi 13 jul
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    • For all you saying it’s pee, it’s not. When you’re aroused, it becomes very hard to pee normally. When you orgasm, your body releases an antidiuretic hormone which makes it more difficult to pee
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    • i felt disgusted actually i thought i got peed on but at same time I'm trying to get my current girl to squirt so far its not happen but i did perform an exorcism
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    • I used to squirt every time for 3 years with my ex in high school but now I haven’t in 9 years. Sometimes I feel the urge but can’t. I think it’s psychological because he started to lie to me and I could never trust him so I couldn’t relax completely. Any women have experience with this?
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    • Squirt is real guys, but it's extremely hard for people to get a woman squirt. There are girls who literally can't squirt but can have normal orgasms. My gf for instance can't squirt, but I know she orgasms because her legs start trembling a bit and her vagina walls start contracting.
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    • Piss you guys are really dumb.. Like Jesus there is a difference between the taste, look and smell between piss and cum ya virgins. God I feel sorry for your future girlfriends. If doctors are even unsure of the liquid you sure as hell don't know what it is bitch.
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    • Getting a woman to squirt is awesome. My ex was a squirter, too bad we broke up
      De34 13 jul
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    • I made my ex squirt like four times every time we fucked and started to like it. Like the feeling, you ever had a girl squirt on your tummy? Hot shit, dgaf if you think I’m getting peed on cause I loved that shit. And yeah, sometimes pee actually does come out with it, but eh. Win some lose some
      shroomeru 13 jul
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    • dms
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    • I was so confused the first time this happened. I was behind her and reaching around rubbing her clit and suddenly I was soaked. I was like did she just squirt? I'd never been sprayed like that before. Then I was going down on her and it happened again all over my face. I'm like yep I got a squirter
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    • Unrelatable
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    • how you feel after standing with johny depp
      Shimakaze 13 jul
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    • What if her butt squirts. What do I do then?
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    • Repent
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    • my dicks too small to do anything like that
      Zappone 13 jul
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    • Been there done that but after awhile of her doing it over and over the smell starts to smell
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    • They're all squirters
      chumly84 13 jul
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    • Nigga she pissed on you
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    • When a woman squirt, does it feel good to them? Or they just act
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    • She pissin on you, man
      Geiswyr 13 jul
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    • That's pimp chimpin
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