• me passing someone: u slow bitch
me being passed: ok speed racer
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    • Damn we’re all the same person huh
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    • Shit if you pass me and im going 90 already you can fuck yourself
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    • Or when they don’t pass you and just ride your ass instead
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    • This old man pulled out in front of me on a 60 stretch to do 40, so I overtook him to do the speed limit. The next 40 zone after he overtakes me, I hang with him and find out he’s NOW doing 60. Man, fuck old drivers.
      Julmust 4 aug
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    • We live in a world of hypocrites that twist circumstances in their favor.
      GLoomis 4 aug
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    • To be fair, I usually pass people if it's some old fuck going 20 in a 45 zone and people who usually pass me are some dickhead with a million dollar, loud as fuck sports car or some fat bitch in a BMW with 3 screaming children in the back seat
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    • I say Lightning McQu3er but some might say it's offensive
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    • One time I was going close to 70 in a 55 and some dude just came FLYING past me like I was going under the speed limit. They ran a red light and T-boned someone a few minutes later
      Nexus22 4 aug
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    • I don’t get why people don’t like people passing them. It doesn’t affect you at all.
      matman34 4 aug
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    • I may pass you and you may pass me and that's all okay. But if you and another person drive side by side in the two lanes and don't let ANYONE BY, you're both raging cuntbags and should be shot in the ass with a glitter gun.
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    • Bruh I've never experienced such crazy drivers until I moved to nj they be zig zaggin brake happy mfs
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    • Left lane on a highway is the fast lane not the speed limit. I don’t care if your going 200mph if I’m going 210mph move over. Thank you - non-selfish American
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    • Jeez, you sure are in a hurry to get to that Red light... See you in a second.
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    • Speed responsibly
      moldydog 4 aug
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    • If you speed up when it’s a passing lane and don’t let people pass. FuCk you.
      MacDaxxy 4 aug
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    • Look: if I'm in the left lane, cruising at a nice 80 mph, and some guy speeds up to ride my ass, once I pass the next car (only reason I'm in the left lane is to pass), I get back over. If the guy riding my ass honks at me to move over, I slow down and stay right next to a car in the right lane.
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    • I like when people pass me. Let them attract the cops
      tweb 4 aug
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    • When someone passes me I mockingly sing the speed racer song in a retard voice
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    • i was doing 80 in a 60 and some dude was on my ass. like what do you fucking want from me? god damn lifted truck drivers
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    • Dang, I thought I was the only one that said speed racer.
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    • bry4n720 5 aug
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    • Sounds derivative of master comedian George Carlin. "Anyone going slower than me is an idiot. Anyone going faster is a maniac. Would you look at this idiot? Look at this idiot just creeping along. WHOA! Look at that maniac GO!"
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    • That's crazy speed racer is old af and the nicotine show wasn't that popular/good but we all know about it
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    • I dont care the only people i care about are retards that brake when merging unless its absolutely necessary
      yuisawa6 4 aug
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    • When i pass someone is going slow. When they pass me they wanna really speed since i always drive about 10 over the speed limit
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    • I dont mind it when slow drivers are in the slow lane, but when they are in the fast lane going either the speed limit or under it, its very annoying
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    • If you’re not going 75 in the fast lane on the highway then move the fuck over
      fuck_boy 4 aug
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    • So annoying driving up to the mountains where most people in boise have their cabins and slow drivers don’t pull over. Then on passing lanes and straight always they speed up from 45 to 70 so people can’t pass. I don’t understand their logic at all
      MacDaxxy 4 aug
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    • i love when im already speeding and people wanna ride my ass like guess what mf now we get to do the speed limit
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    • But when dude flies by me while I’m already 10 over, he’s just a dick.
      BigMorty 5 aug
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    • Me: " Jesus christ it says 45 AND YOURE GOING 44 GTFO" Also me: "Wow 55 in a 45? You're just asking for a ticket"
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    • Love when people dangerous swerve around you to go faster then you meet them at a red light
      R_A_M 4 aug
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    • If I'm doing 5 over and pass you, you're a slow cunt. If I'm going 10 over and you pass me, you're a moron. If anybody passes on the freeway entrance ever, they're a little shit-for-brains asswipe.
      Cacaonut 6 aug
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    • No inbetween
      Camus 5 aug
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    • Fun trick to not get mad on the road Will you see somebody do some dumb s*** I think have you ever done that on the road if I see somebody passing me I'll be like oh yeah I pass other people occasionally and I have a good reason so they might as well
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    • That’s a George Carlin bit
      RevFreek 4 aug
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    • If I cut someone off, it's cause they're slow. If someone cuts me off, it's cause they're an asshole
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    • Kachigga my ni9g@
      W33bShit 6 aug
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    • That's why I got a fast v8. You aren't going to cut me off in your fucking corolla
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    • considering i drive 85-90... yes
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    • Its all fun and games until your alignment is ruined by the speed bumps in the school zone.
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    • I live a little out of town, so going home, I always get assholes who go 45 on a 55, and as soon as I'm passing them, we both be going 70 down the road. As soon as I pass them, they on my ass for a little bit but end up always slowing down.
      Dabadore 4 aug
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    • I'm usually going just a little faster to get past the traffic, but then here comes a cunt in her Sentra texting on her phone at 65mph swerving through lanes
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    • that's me when I'm in my Honda shitbox going 170 down the highway and a cop ends up catching up to me
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    • If me going 10 over isn’t fast enough for you then you can go the fuck around me
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    • Dude I’m pulling out of my job to go home and I’m going almost 70 in a 55 and this fucking jackass passes me, flips me off as he passes by, nearly hits the car in from of him that he pulled out in front of, then roars off into the distance at easily 110+. Hope he fucking wrapped himself around a -
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    • I usually speed up to their speed. Or if they're actually racing through traffic, I'll race them because I'm bored and that shit is makes me feel alive. Dangerous though, don't do it if you're a shitty driver.
      GammaAF 6 aug
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    • Cant relate, i dont get passed
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    • I drive the perfect speed limit at all times. If you're slower you're fucking stupid and if you're faster you're fucking reckless.
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    • An old dude pulled out in front of me on a 55mph road so I had to slam on my brakes to stop. Apparently the person behind me didn't like that, so hs proceeded to pass me AS I was turning into my work (my work was on the left, he passed me on the left) Two fucking morons with no patience almost 1/2
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    • If we all agree to this... Some of us probably think they walk fast but are the actual people who are impossible to pass in the hall
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    • Never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
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    • So my max is 5 over, everyone leaves you alone and gets in the range lane if you're at 5 over and respectful. If you're not going 5 over and say doing 20 over because nobody does 10 over anymore, semi trucks will hog both lanes just as a fuck you to the asshole and I'll just go 10 under and get 1/2
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    • If I’m in the fast lane and someone moving faster than me comes up behind me I’ll move over as soon as I can, however if the come right up my ass and tailgate me even if I can’t get over you can be damn sure imma slow the fuck down
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    • "Everyone going slower than you is an idiot. Everyone going faster than you is a maniac." - George Carlin
      Steve409 4 aug
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    • I love when I go to pass someone like you on the right, then you speed up. 🖕
      Purenrgy 4 aug
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    • If that guy with the big ass tiny dick lifted tires see this go fuck yourself there was no reason for you to be tailgating my ass going 90
      mslilac 4 aug
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    • Passing someone going the speed limit or below is understandable. Most reasonable drivers go about 5 over the speed. BUT if you decide to to rev up and speed in an out of lanes you’re a dick.
      vulfdrek 4 aug
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    • Dont want to be passed? Dont drive like you're scared.
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    • If you try to pass my already speeding ass I don’t care I have a shitbox you can hit me your not passing me.
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    • So you’re built different
      Boat_Man 4 aug
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    • Cause I’m doin 80 and he passes me?!
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    • You can't pass me
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    • Ill go 60 on a 55 but if your going 70 or near 80 thats just unnecessary like literally last month i was driving back home and this chick was trying to pass me for a good ten miles on hills and damn near hits a guy head on trying to pass on a hill then finally passes and just speeds off to a ...
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    • It’s because I always go the speed limit. If I pass, it’s because they’re driving like a sloth in hibernation. If they pass me, they’re likely trying to audition for NASCAR in their shitty 2010 Ford Focus
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    • If they try passing you they’re actually just tryna race
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    • If I'm going +10 on regular street or +15-20 on highway and youre zooming around me (when I'm not in the passing lane) you are definitely a speed racer and an ass
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    • If this gets top comment ill piss and shit in a bucket for 2 days
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    • I have a fat cock
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    • Why I say the same words tho 😂
      1RAWD5 7 aug
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    • Speed racer was a great movie
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    • The exact words I use lol
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    • If I’m going 60 in a 55 and I’m being passed yea your speed racer
      mike1935 7 aug
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    • Because I’m already going 80. Why do you feel inclined to go 82?
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    • Dude, pass me all you want but use a fucking turn signal. Side note, AAA batteries go through Windows like gangbusters.
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    • In my car, if you pass me I’m chillin. But if I’m on my motorcycle, it’s like a game of nobody gets past me. Idk why the mentality changes but it does
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    • ok see I get you may need to exit in the right lane but for F***S sake you don’t need to go 20 mph under the speed limit when there’s just a plain open stretch of road with no cares in front of you
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    • This is pointless. There is a limit, its called the speed limit
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    • Lmao me
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    • We are always the heroes of our own story’s.
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    • That’s because we’re driving at the absolute maximum speed we possibly can without getting a ticket so if someone is slow they slow you down but if someone passes you then they are obviously going above that self made speed limit
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    • I have a bad habit of street racing. My friends dad just died in an accident and I'm starting to feel immature about it. I once did 140 in a 30. I only have one minor ticket for 89 in a 75. My fiancee doesnt know about it and I'm scared she will find out the hard way. Idk how to stop
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    • If you're going under the speed limit eat a dick. But, if I'm goin the speed limit and you pass me, also eat a dick.
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    • Yeah, except there is a difference between going slow, going the speed limit, and speeding.
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    • just got this app again and all i have to say is that you guys just need to download twitter
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    • Well im going 10 over the speed limit the guy i passed is going 10 under and the guy thats passing me is probably going fast enough to piss me off
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    • Accurate
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    • Context matters, people.
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    • If you don’t go atleast 20+ above the speed limit I will tailgate you, yes I own a truck
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    • If i catch you doing under 80 in the fast lane in Atlanta ill follow you to your house and break your fucking kneecaps. 6 fucking lanes and ur ass wants to do the speed limit in the fast lane. 🖕
      dude281 7 aug
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    • Yeah, smart people will pass me just to hit a red light so i catch up
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    • I once did this shit and I saw a car like darting after me , sped up unbeknownst to me, twas a cop
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    • I actually say speed racer omg
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    • My drivers test is tomorrow. Wish me luck guys. I’m a good driver. I just don’t want to make a stupid mistake like forgetting how to use windshield wipers or something stupid
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