• *me shouting "Alexa" directly at the device*
Alexa:
*me in another room softly saying a phrase
that vaguely sounds like "Alexa" *
Alexa:
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    • Alexis, Allegra, Aveta, Abella, Alita, Nigga, Aveda, Alquida
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    • Did anyone else whisper as quiet as possible right next to the speaker to see if she would answer
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    • Same with siri
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    • Ah yes I too keep the spy cylinder in my home
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    • “Are you serious!?” -Siri pops out of nowhere
      Meelo 8 sep
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    • Alexa chooses when she wants to fuck around with you. Alexa doesn’t care about your ass
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    • I heard of someone who kept turning on because it was their name and they found out their landlord was hiding in their closet
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    • That's why you get a Google assistant it's far superior
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    • Bottom pic is my ex when she asks "who's Alexa?"
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    • Alexa is pretty great i have it connected to my tv so i judt say alexa play "tv sjow" on netflix and she turns on the tv the speaker and plays it
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    • Hey, that's my name!
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    • Alexa play despacito 2
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    • Is an Alexa even worth it?
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    • Didn’t I just see this in collective
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    • Featured with 5 likes and zero comments? The hell is up today
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    • This is scary. Last night I was searching for this image of sandy. I don’t know how it entered my head in the first place. And now it’s here. What the fuuuuck
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      Cloncoco 8 sep
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    • PINHEAD!!!!!
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    • There isn’t enough porn of Sandy Cheeks. She is my waifu, but I feel like she is underrated
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    • People say it takes your information and gives it to the government. Like your address, your name, your voice, the number of times a day you ask it what time it is, the alarms you set, the music you listen to, what color you set your lights to, and more.
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    • People really use these things? As a computer scientist, I find having something like that scary af
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    • I was watching YouTube on my phone and they said , “are you serious!?” And it triggered Siri. I fucking hate this thing. I keep turning it off, but it turns back on.
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    • This is me with Google every day. I call my kid "Doodle" and it's just like "bonjour!"
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    • Couple of my friends have Alexas so whenever im hanging out w them im like “ALEXA! google naked children”
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      kikinak 8 sep
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    • I used to have really bad headsets on my Xbox and we were playing Halo and someone mentioned Cortana and it activated their Cortana on my Xbox one. And then they started doing it for fun in the middle of a games
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    • unplug your alexa, and plug your alexa back in. for some reason, it worked.
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    • Anyone else have their Alexa mic randomly turning on and won't turn off unless I tell her stfu.
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    • Same could be said about siri
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    • Funny cuz context of this episode aligns with the meme well done
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    • My name is alex so yea
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    • I feel attacked
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    • iM sOrRy I DiDnT cAtCh ThAt
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    • this is way more accurate with siri
      yinayy 8 sep
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    • Me when I'm in a party chat and playstation says voice function not available after saying something not even remotely close to playstation
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    • Bixby
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    • That's why the Google Assistant is the best because you can say Google as much as you want but the activation phrase is ok/hey google so you can still talk about Google without your device being an attention whore
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    • When an ad for Google nest plays on YouTube and you can't skip it.
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    • My dad slammed a notebook on the table and alexa asked if we wanted to add dog food to our shopping list
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    • Why the hell would you buy spyware?
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    • My friend has both an Alexa and a bird that tries to copy loud and clear words it hears. Needles to say it was moved to another room within a day or getting the Alexa and is not allowed out unless Alexa is off because it only screams "hlexa" now and won't stfu
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    • Me with Siri when I say “seriously” from four miles away.
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    • I don't say shit and Alexa is like here's recipes for chicken parm
      Hatred 8 sep
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    • Google does this too. For a sec I thought I was haunted
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    • Hey Siri
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    • Me yelling google at my phone. Vs me watching a YouTube video where the guy said macaroni and Google asking what I need.
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      SugmaDig 8 sep
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    • Everytime I say “history” Siri attacks
      BlueD17 8 sep
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    • i was watching a video and the world “heresy” came up and my fucking Siri turned on... I thought these virtual assistants were smart.
      EcchiBot 8 sep
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    • My google will do it with just about any word. It will come on even if I dont say anything
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    • Amanda
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    • Google assistant
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    • Fucken Siri, watching a video and anything that sounds like s bitch will turn on, then when I say Siri a THOUSAND F*CKING TIMES the bitch won’t turn on
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    • Or Bixby, or Google assistant
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    • Same thing with Anki Vector
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    • I was singing along to a song in my truck with the music at a reasonably high volume, and Google kept coming up
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    • Apparently "let's a go" sounds like Alexa for my Alexa
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    • Changed mine to respond to “computer” and many times during discord calls it’s activated. And it’s kinda creepy
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    • More like Xbox, it’s gotten to a point where I say stop listening and no one bats an eye
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    • They're doing the same thing like apple with making their batteries worse
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    • Siri not responding to Siri but fuck me if I say Steve or anything that resembles it
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    • siri when i try and unpause my music
      Charter 8 sep
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    • The same with bixby. It fucking turns on when it please or if I call out to it, the icon will pop up, and disappear
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    • Me with "Hey Goolge"
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    • Same with cortana on Xbox, I was in a party with my friend who said it and mine popped up
      kahoor 8 sep
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    • That'll perplex ya. 'Deedi'
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    • Beef Sandy is so handsome 😍☺😊
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    • Tell her to activate whisper mode so you can whisper at her and she'll whisper back
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    • One time I was talking to myself in the hallway outside of my room and suddenly my Alexa started talking about slavery.
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    • YouTuber says Alexa
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    • If you shout at it it would sound to the device like ppffffpfpfptpfpfptpfptpdptpfpdppfptp
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    • Me: You betcha! Alexa: Who has summoned the almighty?
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    • Hey wiretap... order me an escort
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    • google assistant, even though i never use it to begin with
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    • The bitch goes on even when I its quiet
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    • My dad said baloney one time and alexa just randomly started telling us facts about random stuff
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    • Alexa is breepy
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    • Why is sandy so fat?
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    • I can't say the word cool or it seems off google half the time
      qwe304 7 sep
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    • That’s how ur mom looks when you tell her you missed the buss
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    • It’s the same way with Siri. If I say Siri nothing happens. But if I’m doing something else close to my phone and I say “are you serious” she’ll pop up. It’s really broken
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    • Same fucking thing with siri. I’ll go “hey Siri” in four different tones and nothing. I’ll say “yeah my day was nice” and Siri will activate
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    • Google does this all the time I fucking hate it how do I make it staph
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    • I swear one time I said nigga in the other room and she responded
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    • You betcha
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    • No savage Sandy gf, why live
      TreesusR 7 sep
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    • Me saying “what the fuck” in my mic while playing Craftopia and Cortana randomly popping up on my PC*
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    • I just whispered it from across the room and my echo dot heard me
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    • Me yelling “Hey Siri!” 10+ times doesn’t respond. My Tv saying, “Hey Siri show me episodes of American Dad” Siri responds and shows me episodes of American dad
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    • We use an fire with Alexa on it, and she'll pick up on something from the show but not us
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    • Alexa is for people who don’t care about privacy
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    • Last night I panicked because I was home alone and I heard the floorboard creak in the kitchen and then Alexa said “sorry I didn’t catch that” and I literally grabbed my BB gun and locked myself in the bathroom for an hour
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    • Mine picks up like, instantly lol
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