• I took my 8-year-old to the office on
Take Your Child to Work Day. As we
were walking around, she starting
crying getting very cranky, so I
asked her what was wrong. As my
coworkers gathered round, she
sobbed, 'Daddy, where are all the
clowns that you said you worked
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    • The co-workers
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    • And then the office clapped
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    • And then the impossible happened, the father himself became the clown
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    • Well? Man the fuck up, she gathered the circus. Might as well start taking roll call.
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    • Ouch
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    • If you want to look at the clowns, you’re gonna have to look at all the assholes too.
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    • Time to find a new job
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    • That’s when you just pack up your shit and leave
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    • Uhuh sure
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    • This made me laugh! Dang, I can only imagine dudes face 😳.... 🤣
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    • Exposed by an 8 year old. Better not go the next day
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    • He's got some explaining to do
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    • I'm not one to doubt internet stories, but the only eight-year-old I know who still says daddy has significant developmental delays. I don't think this is real.
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    • Children dont like clowns
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    • Then he got fired
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    • This is hilarious, made me actually laugh.
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    • i don’t usually beg for likes
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    • "oh, there goes some right now, baby!"
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    • If this happens to me I will stand up and look my co workers in the eye. I'll tell them, "What the fuck are you looking at, Bill? You want me to honk your nose? Get back to work, douchebags.".
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    • I took him to an island which belonged to a billionaire
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    • Probably didn't happen but I think it was meant as a joke in the first place, hard to tell if you can't hear it being told
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    • Then a clown ran out
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    • And then entrance of the gladiators began playing
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    • "Look around child they r all around u"
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    • Next up on ‘yeah that never happened’
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    • If I was one of the workers I would’ve just laughed honestly, I mean what are you gonna do, get mad at him in front of his daughter?
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    • "Daddy your boss isn't fucking a mother"
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    • look for a new job broski
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    • Fake no kids like clowns
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    • Boss- "Well your daddy no longer works with them"
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    • "why they are all around us sweetie"
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    • Then Obama stood up and gave him a medal.
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    • I went to work with my dad - I was expecting dicks and assholes.
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    • And then everyone got up and called and shitted and cummed simultaneously
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    • thathappened
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    • You might as well go to a different state
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    • I saw this shit back in 2018 you cant me laugh
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    • And then they all laughed. The end
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    • One of my buddies told me that a guy in a diff department at his work was kinda getting hit on by his gay boss and he ignored it and blah, then one night while hammered he went to txt his gf like “hey baby wyd” or some shit and accidentally sent to it to boss, like there’s no recovering from that
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    • My job is a joke but that doesn’t mean we’re clowns Kareolyn
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    • The retards that think they’re detectives for stating that this story is made up
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    • It’s true I was the office
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    • Honestly if that were me id be relieved to not see any actual clowns. They terrify me
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    • Never happened
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    • There's this really cute animated short called "take your demon to work day" it's really well animated, pretty funny, and very wholesome.
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    • My greatest accomplishment is getting 10k likes on a comment here once
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    • Kids hate clowns tho
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    • having a bunch of clowns as co-workers will make your day so much better.
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    • I bet that was awkward
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    • Didn't happen
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    • Real? Probably not. A legitimately funny feature? Yes.
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    • Fake all children hate clowns
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    • Shut the fuck up guy she did not say that
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    • And then obama shook his hand
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    • Kids STAY telling on you. I had a employee that secretly couldn’t stand me. Her daughter adored me, 6 years old comes to me at our company picnic and out of left is like”I don’t get why my mom hates this place. You’re the best boss I’m the world!” ....
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    • Y'all afraid to call your co-workers clowns? I call them much worse all the time.
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