• not having a nicotine addiction might
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    • Doesn't really count if you're an alcoholic
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    • Nicotine is gross as fuck
      Vikerish 18 jan
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    • We’re all addicted to something. Some are addicted to feeling morally superior on the internet apparently.
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    • She probably got a dicotine addition
      Barleyy 18 jan
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    • I have never taken any drug ever like weed, tobacco or nicotine and never drank alcohol or any alcoholic drink but my friend keep convincing me that weed is not bad for you. But im scared that im gonna get addicted
      Hapt_D 18 jan
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    • This > lizzo’s music
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    • Not being obsessed with social media and spending ungodly amounts of time alone on the internet might actually be the biggest flex
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    • Vaping is the most retarded thing ever. “dude I exhaled visible water vapor saturated in an addictive substance. I’m a badass.”
      Guoh 18 jan
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    • Not being a woman is my biggest flex.
      PERIPHERY 18 jan
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    • Imagine your breath and clothes smell like shit all the time and you lose like a quarter of your day to smoke breaks. Fucking junkies.
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    • Part 1:Insulting people will not help there addictions if anything it makes them worse. Im 2 years sober with heavily addictive personality. so I personally don't support drugs or alcohol. This is also why I'm an idiot with bad grammar. My head still feels cloudy after 2 years.
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    • Idk man. The biggest flex is probably not being a whore in today's world (boy or girl) and/or actually being in decent shape. That's a fuckin flex. Knowing you could get it while knowing you don't need it.
      Milltech 18 jan
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    • Nicotine never really clicked with me but I smoked weed everyday since I was younger and have been looking to break the habit this year. Havnt smoked since New Years so far
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    • My sister drinks, smokes, vapes, and uses e-cigarettes. My dad has told her to at least stop smoking multiple times and she always says she will but never does. We got into a fight about it once and I said she was going to die before she hit 30 and now we don’t talk that much anymore because of it.
      yikings 18 jan
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    • Does anyone have any advice? I messed up my sleep schedule during break and now I stay up till 5am then sleep all day. I just want to go back to normal sleeping patterns...please help!!😭🙏
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    • Good for u hoe
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    • Girls that don’t smoke and actually take care of themselves is hot af
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    • I don't get addicted to anything, I've smoked multiple cigarettes and quite a bit of weed and I don't feel the urge to do it again, I know weed not "addictive" but I didn't have the urge to do it again
      AIIanW 18 jan
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    • Reality check: bragging about not having an addiction like it is a badge of honor is just as annoying if not more annoying than thinking you're cool because you have an addiction.
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    • I hate people like this think they can brag but Probablyfucking drink like 3. 24 packs a day or some shit
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    • Having a nicotine addiction is a bigger flex. You have to have a lot of disposable income
      istnet1 18 jan
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    • That’s a good flex to have
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    • Ahh nicotine 😍🤤😳
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    • Quit drinking and smoking pot, now I just burn through two packs a day and cigar before bed.
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    • Nicotine, alcohol, caffeine, porn, video games, which one are you addicted to?
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    • Imagine purposely giving yourself a nicotine addiction
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    • As I'm smoking a cigarette damn it really is a flex
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    • My food and alcohol addiction aren't any better though.
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    • I’m a casual drinker and a nicotine addict and I feel like I’m a nice person but fuck me I suppose. That shouldn’t define me.
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    • I've been drinking and smoking for 7 years and it's been a month and 2 weeks since I've touched or wanted one... pretty proud of myself since I told mom I didn't need them & I wasnt addicted the whole time, My will to live is more than putting negative shit in my body
      AlldatK 18 jan
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    • Haha same
      Ruft 18 jan
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    • "Eeew nicotine." "Hehe pot :3" -all of yall
      OGJon 18 jan
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    • Is it that hard to not do any form of drug or be an alcoholic to the point you cant take control of your life?
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    • It makes you feel like absolute shit. So glad I stopped
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    • Currently smoking.
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    • Tits 18 jan
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    • I wrote a heart felt comment about my addiction to dipping since I was 16(I’m 26 now) and telling the younger users on this app to never start. Comment was eaten by a black hole so fuck yall smoke if you got em.
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    • I just don’t understand smoking or vaping. It doesn’t get you high like weed and it doesn’t get you fucked up like alcohol. It just puts your health at risk with no significant benefit.
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    • I've never been addicted to nicotine. I vaped for about 3 years and in an attempt to see if i was actually addicted or just liked it i stopped. I had absolutely no problem stopping for more then a year now and haven't started again. Maybe I'm just lucky
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    • Kinda sad tbh
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    • I don’t care if your fat, addicted to any drug, or lazy, I really don’t care about what things someone else is doing.
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    • Yo is their anyone else not addicted to nicotine, weed, their phone, social media, going out to eat like 3 times a week, and college debt.
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    • Let's feature this 3 more fucking times
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    • I quit almost 3 weeks ago after smoking for ten years, I finally got past the insomnia part of the withdrawals
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    • nicotine is gross and fucking hard to stop i literally hate it so much but i can’t stop, but i’m going to stop
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    • Not flexing is mine.
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    • Try sex.
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    • I used to vape a lot but I realized it’s bad for you, now I smoke crack because of the amazing weight loss
      mozehs 18 jan
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    • Biggest flexes in anime
      WeebShit_ 18 jan
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    • But when it’s the boys you already know
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    • So glad I never started smoking
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    • So I really don’t understand addiction because I was hitting a 50nic (salts) for a year because it helped with stress and this past month I just stopped because nothing stressful has happened and I’ve had no withdrawals sooo yea
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    • iFunny: fat people are disgusting! It's so unhealthy for them
      Lira169 18 jan
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    • Is it weird that I like to just smoke a cigarette? Like I can smoke for 3 weeks straight but if someone says stop it's easy for me to just go cold turkey. Smoked all of christmas break and havent had a smoke in almost weeks without any craving
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    • Vapist smokers and drinkers all are in their own piece of shit douche bag category.
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    • You cant get addicted to nicotine. I smoked for around 4 years and one day I decided that I was spending too much money on nicotine so I decided to stop and I did. When you get craving all you gotta do is drink cold water. That's what I did and it worked for me. It's now been 4 months since I smoke
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    • Not having any addiction to anything is mine.
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    • Thanks
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    • I'm 22, not addicted to nicotine, hardly drink and I'm a virgin. If that doesn't make me a unicorn, I'm fucking done
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    • Just cause she isn't old enough to legally buy nicotine anymore
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    • Yeah yeah yeah. Shut up I don’t care. I’ve got my issues and I’m sure your $70 a week habit of pot doesn’t “equate” to my nicotine habit. Shut the fuck up and take the log out of your own eye before you take it out of someone else’s
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    • Go flex somewhere else *fat juul rip*
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    • well lucky you
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    • any VICE counts....so unless you’re a completely boring person....I doubt it. Vices can be any habit....even playing video games
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    • I'm addicted to smoking weed tbh, turned really habit forming for me and now I smoke all day long daily and I'm having trouble quitting because I used it to cope for so long
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    • I just have a food addiction instead😭😭
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    • Ok.........BOOMER😂😂😂
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    • What if instead you were addicted to adderall
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    • Im thinking of picking up smoking
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    • Not being addicted to anything is my biggest flex and biggest character flaw
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    • I'll take my caffeine addiction over nicotine addiction any day of the fucking week
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    • Smoked for 3 years or so in the army, when I got out and home for good I quit cold turkey, done. Haven’t touched another cig since and find the smell repugnant now, I’ll still rip a bong with the best of em tho! Lol
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    • Plz stop saying flex
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    • How the fuck do people get addicted to drugs? Why do drugs in the first place??
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    • I'm not addicted to nicotine. I AM cripplingly addicted to opiates, however.
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    • Remember Zoro taking all Luffys pain at once....
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    • Nicotine addiction isn’t real
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    • Having one is my biggest flex
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    • Imagine not realizing it doesn't fucking matter in the long run... Your life is pointless anyways, you might as well enjoy a cigarette or cigar. Oh no! I lose a decade of life boo hoo. You wouldn't have enjoyed it anyways.
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    • Same and I don't drink
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    • The only thing im addicted to is porn and I ain't proud of it
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    • I'm in shambles tonight. I really want to smoke bud, but I have decided to quit spending money on it. Ill only do it occasionally with peeps. But my girl and i are in a weird spot rn, and im so sad and confused. Might just get drunk and play videogames and try not to puke.
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    • I'd say not being addicted to alcohol and weed like all you people is a bigger flex
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    • No but I think I have a porn addiction
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    • Same, and I still smoke.
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    • Fr
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    • People say this and then drink three pots of coffee and two gallons of green tea a day and act like caffeine isn't one of the most addictive substance on earth
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    • Not to flex but I’m 17 and have never had nicotine
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    • Smokers are gross. Enjoy your house being gross along with your clothes and breath smelling like ash and depression
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    • Lead is my nicotine
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    • Same... But then they always come back with but you smoke weed
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    • Wow don’t have to do us like that
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    • Same
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    • Those who flex make me not want to quit more
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    • Lucky cunt
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