• Judge: Do you swear to speak the truth and nothing but the truth
@fundankabel
Me: no
Judge:
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    • Aaaaaaaand contempt of court, off to jail with you
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    • U are actually found guilty instantly
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    • Going to jail no clip speedrun
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    • You’re immediately found guilty of being in contempt of court, you would be arrested and persecuted
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    • That’s contempt of court. A better way is to say yes when being sworn in, then you can say I plead the 5th
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    • Pls don’t do this, you’ll be found guilty
      emak69 6 aug
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    • “My client will plead mentally retarded, he uses iFunny”
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    • If I remember right if the person being charged says that they automatically find you guilty
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    • Your honor, my client pleads oopsie daisies
      Boat_Man 6 aug
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    • My client would like to plead insanity, the music made him lose control
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    • They literally just do this
      Noolcool 6 aug
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    • U go to jail immediately for contempt
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    • Speed run any %... aaaaaaand that’s immediate jail...
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    • Imagine being able to wipe 80% of a persons attractiveness off with a wet wipe.
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    • I still hate that they have you pledge over the Bible. Like... that means nothing to a lot of people.
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    • Isn’t there a law that says you can’t be forced to testify against yourself?
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    • Then you get tries for contempt of court
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    • “Go to jail do not collect $200”
      fat_sal 8 aug
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    • You are instantly held in contempt and brought to jail
      pigles1 7 aug
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    • If you do that you get taken to prison
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    • No you just get thrown out of court retard
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    • straight to jail
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    • *leans over to court reporter* “What the fuck do i do now”
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    • If you do this the judge can immediately hold you in contempt of court and throw you in the county jail for up to 60 days
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    • That's illegal and you literally go straight to jail.
      Xeshi 7 aug
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    • Your honor, my client would like to plead “it was a fucky wucky moment”
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    • funny thing is how everyone is lying to the jury lmao
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    • How to speed run court trails
      godnops 6 aug
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    • Court speedrun strat
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    • Lol don’t do that tho
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    • "Separation of church and state". Alright now just legally swear over the bible.
      Namatame 8 aug
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    • It sounds like a super cool thing to do, but you'd be held in contempt
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    • Then you go to jail.
      xBrandon 6 aug
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    • Prison any% speedrun
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    • Contempt of court
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    • So was that the truth?
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    • What happens if u don't swear on the Bible
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    • 10 second jail speed run
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    • Guilty instantly
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    • And instant prison
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    • Understandable, have a great day.
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    • You have been found guilty of contempt of my asshole. Any closing statements from the court of femboys?
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    • to jail with you!
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    • Contempt of court my guy
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    • You can say no but its contempt of court and you get charged.
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    • The picture does not relate to the caption in any way
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    • Instantly guilty
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    • Hardy har har I will tell judge no and caption image and meme time funny
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    • content not available more
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    • Donald Trumptard wherever he is at the time.
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    • The one with the old blonde lady is way better than this stupid Ariana Grande one
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    • I believe that qualifies as contempt of court.
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    • How long will you be in jail for contempt?
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    • If you say no, you're convicted immediately
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    • Ok you're going to jail on account of all charges
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    • It’s a trail speed run bug called contempt of court
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    • Plead the fifth
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    • So what happens if I was subpoenaed as a witness for a crime and said no? Assuming I wasn't being charged with anything myself
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    • You immediately lose the case if you do this
      nobodie 9 aug
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    • Woww tharty
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    • Nah that’s just gonna be immediate contempt of court
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    • I love how I came to the comments section hoping to find out what happens if you do this irl, and IMMEDIATELY got my answer
      BSRK 9 aug
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    • I hate that bitch almost as much as I hate anime
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    • People with -1iq: ‘oh this is so funny’ people with iq above room temperature: uhhh no
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    • If your not the one being charged and your called as a witness or something and you say no to the question you’ll be asked to leave.
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    • Your honor my client would like to plead oopsie daisies
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    • No you go to jail for contempt
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    • So many people think they’re smart cuz they copied the comment that mentioned contempt of court
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    • Immediately guilty of contempt of court
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    • You can be charged with contempt of court for that.
      James_C 9 aug
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    • Fair warning. If you do this you're going to have a very bad time
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    • What if you say yes, but still lie
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    • That’s a guilty plea, plus a contempt of court charge on top
      Rdurst97 9 aug
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    • You actually get sent straight to prison
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    • If you truly are what you eat, then I am an innocent man
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    • Contempt of court and prison time.
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    • I think that immediately makes you guilty of contempt of court
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    • To prison you go then
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    • That would be contempt of court
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    • Nope you’ll just get arrested on the spot
      BigGoku 8 aug
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    • Pretty sure that’s an automatic contempt of court
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    • Apparently you can actually do this but you're automatically in contempt of court
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    • Contempt of court time
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    • You will promptly lead off the stand and be held in contempt of court and charged a fine plus whatever else the judge throws on for fun
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    • That right there is a go to jail speed run
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    • You literally go right to jail
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    • 12 years dungeon. No trials
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    • Your honor, my client pleads fucky wucky oopsie daisies
      Smfept 8 aug
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    • Jail immediately
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    • PURGERY
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    • You'll just get arrested for contempt of court
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    • Where's the Tumblr post
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