• How shall I get the
Serotonin™ and
Dopamine® today??
A. Masturbate
B. Buy myself something I don't need
C. Eat processed food
D. Complete one (1) household task
E. All except D
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    • Bois, I’m proud to say I’ve found another source of dopamine— a beautiful loving wahmen that likes your boy for being your boy, I thank all of you for being my fellow gamers and being a part of this awesome community
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    • E.
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    • i spent $400 on college textbooks and lost my serotonin
      Coccyx 16 jan
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    • Challenge accepted ima do them all at the same time
      sharks343 15 jan
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    • I'm so broke I cant do any of theses things....
      snake_FAQ 15 jan
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    • Anybody else not even get pleasure from masturbating anymore
      Speck 16 jan
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    • Bruh my mind is so fucked up I really don't see the purpose of life or how I'm ever going to be truly happy.
      bzb1234 16 jan
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    • Play raid shadow legends
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    • E: sit shirtless for 45 minutes in sunshine for vit D, drink lots of water, workout for an hour, and read a book. That holds me with the goodness for 3 days. 3 STRAIGHT DAYS OF DOPAMINE AND SEROTONIN ALL NATURAL
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    • I cook food for my boyfriend cause it makes him happy and I feed off it like a leech
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    • E
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    • E is a terrible answer the D will get you the most dopamine! 😄
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    • I know it's a hard habit to break trust me, years went by and I didn't do anything but work and play video games, but pick up a hobby, go to the gym, you won't see physical results immediately, but the mental results are immediate
      Leon_muks 16 jan
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    • Smoke weed
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    • Or use this
      eljossu 16 jan
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    • Hedonism and rage against the machine, thats the only way.
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    • Exercise works too
      SirLight 16 jan
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    • I fucking did it boys, I fucked around and got myself a gf, I did one for the boys
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    • Exercise
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    • God this is sad
      Kryo 16 jan
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    • You're retarded (RETARDED)
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    • I think i have developed an addiction to masterbating. I was up to 5 times a day and tried to stop, but now i still do it like once a day or once every other day, but i can't seem to stop completely. My self control is utter shit :/
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    • F. Realise your self worth do 50 push ups over the day and realise things will and can get better
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    • I want to break my porn addiction but don’t know where to start
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    • That's not even serotonin. You guys are just getting high off dopamine way too much. Which is causing you to crash and have chemical imbalances. It's a drug that you guys are all addicted to. The truth is it's your faults and it's never gonna change until you do.
      NotinHere 16 jan
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    • Work out
      Yuur 16 jan
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    • Bmx is dopamine in sport/hobby form and you can't change my mind
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    • Never been in a relationship, but there's this girl that I'm interested in that I'm trying to talk to more. It's starting to look like she doesn't feel the same, since I'm the one that initiates conversation even through text. 1/2
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    • I masturbate...or so drugs. Both are acceptable
      blaumei 16 jan
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    • Cleaning my room feels good
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    • I did all 3 in under an hour! Yay
      titan215 16 jan
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    • I want to get my ass pounded by a busty futa so I can feel her tiddies on my back while she fills me
      dandjman 16 jan
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    • Or slam a fat shot of heroin
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    • I just shit my pants bois, fuck
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    • I choose....BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!!
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    • 1 like and I send pp
      YouWotM8 16 jan
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    • Smoke weed, work out, stay hydrated, get at least 7-8 hours of sleep every night, you’ll be golden
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    • F. Drinking Acetone
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    • E
      soph_ia 16 jan
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    • Sleep and sleep some more. Maybe you will have good dreams where your life isn't crap.
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    • Masturbation releases dopamine, doesn't it?
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    • I feel attacked
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    • Yes
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    • D never gives me dopamine or serotonin it makes my body start adamantly rejecting me
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    • This is even funnier the 7th time!
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    • A lot of hard work, drugs, alcohol, and sex
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    • Instructions unclear I fucked my cat
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    • Haha depression. I'm laughing so hard at your "depression" rn bro. So quirky
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    • I didn't come to this app to be attacked like this
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    • I’m in this post and I don’t like it
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    • Alcohol
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    • F. Go to the gym and pump iron
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    • Im about to do drugs for mine
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    • EndlessPain
      Get a life
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    • Lsd
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    • Cocaine
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    • You wont get serotonin you get serotonin from being healthy or other long term happiness
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    • A
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    • Bruh I can’t even complete half a household chore lmao
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    • Penis
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    • ALL EXEPT D
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    • I know I am grifting but I am trying to grow my YouTube channel tMParagon if some of you could check me out I would appreciate any support or feedback that can be given to me
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    • What I really want is oxytocin but my friend is always busy for hugs
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    • E. Smile, no matter how the fuck you’re feeling. Trust me, even that helps.
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    • I was suffocated by juicy thighs and was resurrected by the power of snu snu. I've come to spread my message to you all. Rejoice brothers.
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    • Trying to whittle down the list but I haven’t got the money to spend. Doesn’t it count if I masturbate twice ?
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    • I spam slammed E now I’m amazon shopping between sack claps and swallowing hot dogs whole, please send help.
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    • You can't be this real with me when I'm this drunk
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    • Yes goy, consoom product
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    • D only. Get it done now and you won't need to worry later
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    • Smoke weed
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    • B and C
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    • Wow man thanks for clarifying that one means 1
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