• E library-mermaid
A little girl and her mom were looking at
me at the coffee shop this morning and I
heard her mom say "go on, it's ok!” and
the little girl shuffled up to me and said
"eX-cuse me please, do you have to put
on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or
does your mom help you?" I am d y i n 9
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    • let’s ignore the fact if this is fake or not, children’s questions are the best tbh
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    • “Actually i rip them off other people and glue their skin to my own. But yes my mom helps me”
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    • My cousin walked up to a guy in a wheelchair, who didn't have legs, and asked "hey guy! Where did your legs go?!"
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    • This is why I’m not good with kids. Like, what do I say? Do I tell them it’s permanent? Will the mom get mad if I do? Is she expecting me to and If i don’t, will she be mad that I didn’t tell her child the truth? It’s scary.
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    • Why does everyone on tumblr say their dying? Is it cuz they’re always using a shitty app or something?
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    • You guys really think those moms at a fucking coffee shop wouldn't encourage their kid if they said something naive so they can post about it online? It easily could've happened.
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    • When my daughter was little she thought my tattoos stayed on because i didnt wash good enough in the tub. 🤷‍♀️
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    • That’s...I love children brains
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    • There's over 7 billion people on this planet and y'all are telling me that because its a story it didn't happen? Also even if it was fake did it not give you enjoyment? Movies, tv shows, books, video games are all fake too?
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    • I think it's nice that the mom let the girl ask the question instead of just telling her, it helps build charisma.
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    • I remember hearing a story where this girl has parents with tattoos and asked “how old will I be when my drawings show up”
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    • Actually the girl was probably having issues with her mom putting the fake tattoos on her so honestly the correct response should have been “my mom helps me because moms are the best and if my mom helps me I can always guarantee it’ll b put on correctly”
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    • My little sister once yelled “mama why is that person chocolate”
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    • Kids are so innocent to the point they are hilarious.
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    • My 6 year old thinks meteorites are just sky burps.
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    • Library mermaid
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    • My wife was feeling down because her mom was diagnosed with the widow maker I took her out to eat and the curly haired little girl and her fat da comes up to her and the father said go ahead and tell her and she gushed out you’re pretty and she ran off making my wife’s day I still think about It
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    • once when I was a kid I told a guy with tattoos “your mom lets you draw on your arms? Lucky.” He laughed his ass off and I remember this man was super swole.
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    • I cant understand why and how people think covering your body in tatoos looks good. A couple is fine and perfectly understandable if they are concealable but theres no fucking reason to put them all over the place or in places like your face
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    • That was obviously an opening to get with that mother if I ever saw one. I would have said yes my mom helps me every day but she doesnt live here anymore. Maybe your mom can help me
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    • Then all the no-fat, no-gluten, low sugar, spiced chai, hot choco- mocha frappe lattes clapped
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    • That little girl spoke a spell to kill the barista??? Tragic that she is dying.
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    • This happened
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    • My nephew told me my tattoos would come off in the lake when we went swimming. So adorable!!!
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    • Me and my mates were walking round a store and one of them goes in context, "im kooky, im craaazy", next thing we know, a 7 yr old is following him around saying "you're not crazy", gets his attention and says "i dont want to hear you say that again", and leaves, unaccompanied. Militant kindness 😅
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    • Actually, earlier today, I was riding my bike, and this little kid was riding on a tiny toy motorcycle, and he saw me riding around, and started racing me. It was the cutest thing ever 😂
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    • Kids ask stupid questions all the time this could have happened
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    • The mom ushering her daughter to ask this question is the cherry on top
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    • When my daughter was younger she had one of those temporary tattoos and got mad when they started peeling off because mine don't lol. So I honestly don't find this that difficult to believe
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    • I have one around my wrist and I still have full blown adults ask if I draw it on everyday
      Kbiz3184 5 jun
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    • I'm sure if it's real the little girl probably thought that these are like the peel off tattoos that her mom has helped her out on in the past
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    • Well, which is it?
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    • I’m glad that her mom encouraged her to go talk to someone who doesn’t look “normal” and not be scared when from context the mom obviously looks “normal”
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    • Real or not, that's kinda cute. And kids do ask/say some of the craziest things
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    • I have spaced ears and was a camp counselor, heard it all but my favorite was when 4 kids were gathered asking questions and one boy just goes "Are they for holding your curly fries because that's how I would use them" I said definitely but not here cause all you lil monsters would eat my snacks !
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    • That’s so fucking adorable
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    • I remember giving my self a tattoo and feeling like a fucking badass
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    • Is this possible? Yes. Did it happen? Who cares! It’s funny.
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    • That sounds like a possible thing a little girl would say.
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    • He had a twin and he was more calm and caring. The twin was much easier to deal with but always wanted a hug. He got to a point where he wouldn't ask, he'd just come up from behind and put his face in my booty. Kids are honestly too much at times.
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    • That’s adorable
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    • The girl:
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    • That’s when you know you’ve got too many tattoos
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    • How cute! No I don’t have to put it on every day, nor does my mom help me. I paid a stranger to stab me thousands of times with an ink filled needle. It’s going to be there for the rest of my life!
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    • I know this didn’t happened because tumblr could never accept the gender of “girl”
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    • There was this little boy, maybe 5, who I ended up talking to about dinosaurs. I told him they evolved from birds. He asked how so I explained and he was so excited and curious is was perfect
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    • This is definitely just an excuse for this girl to talk about her tattoos
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    • Next up on, "I HAVE TATTOOS ADMIRE ME"
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    • i dont get it
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    • I have tattoos I'm quirky
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    • Notice only women tell these retarded ass fake stories all the time.
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    • Well do you
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    • It was funny until “i am d y i n g”
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    • That is adorable
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    • Then everyone clapped
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    • Then perish
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    • My mom paints them everyday, sometimes she trolls me and paints swastikas
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    • I’m more interested of your answer to the little girl.
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    • I’m an elementary school teacher and students constantly try to rub off my tattoo or ask if it’s a stamp. so innocent
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    • I have always taught my kids to ask new question of unique people they meet if its a safe environment. They've met a woman in Home Depot, with alopecia and asked why she has no eyebrows. I tell them outs better to ask the person than make assumptions.
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    • Little kids will either build you up or tear you down because they’re brutally honest
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    • Before you peepee pessimistic niggas say it didnt happen, i am indeed a tattoo every morning my master puts me on at 8:30 every morning. She eats ketchup with mac n cheese send help
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    • And then everyone clapped
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    • Didn’t happen
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    • Tattoos don't make you original or cool.
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    • Cute af
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    • Seeing as this is on tumblr I’ll take shit that never happened for 500
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    • No this didn't happen
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    • Stick on tattoos were the shit
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    • I hate when people give their kids permission to come mess with me. I don't feel like fucking with that shit.
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    • Guys call 911. She is dying
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    • Sounds like she was bashing her tats
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    • This did not happen
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