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    • To me it's just another day
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    • I hate receiving underwear for my bday
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    • Stop shitting on socks if i get a new pair ill gladly slap dems on my feet
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    • I just get reassured that I'm one year closer to dying and to hang in there
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    • Nobody showed up to my birthday last year
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    • I just want more socks thanks.
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    • Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbb b. 🙅‍♂️
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    • Bro I hate growing up inviting people over and having 0 people show up fuck birthdays one more year you can say your closer to your death
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    • Because my parents clearly like my brother more and get him all kinds of shit for his birthday so its gotten to where theres no point in celebrating it if no one cares.
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    • No one cares about my b day ;-;
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    • I actaully like it... I hope thats not just me..
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    • Also it literally means you're another year closer to a natural death, congratulations.
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    • God damn that accurate asf
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    • I spend all of my birthdays alone doing nothing.
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    • My birthday is on the 29th of May and my baby brother is in the 30th of May. I’m obviously to old for toys so I get money for a gift. But tell me why this little fucker gets 10x the amount I get
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    • Each birthday marks another year wasted, and another day closer to death.
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    • Not that I care what I get, what we do or if we celebrate my birthday but like I’m just saying. I need that 40-60 dollars I got on my 5th birthday more then that 5 dollars I get now
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    • Facts
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    • I hate being reminded of the day I was thrust out into this terrible existence
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    • Gifting sex isn’t so bad of a gift
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    • Jus another day closer to death tf u celebrating 😂😂
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    • Usually for my birthday I just want to be left alone and I can just do my own thing. I’ll also say thank you to my mom.
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    • I hate realizing no one actually cares
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    • He could have just said Cruises. All cruises are taken on boats. Well, technically ships, but you understand.🤷🏼‍♂️😂
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    • Maybe it’d be easier to shop for y’all if you ever just said what you wanted. Y’all talk about women mind games and then throw shit like this at us on your birthdays
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    • I get nfl Sunday ticket every year for my bday so u know it’s my fav time of the yearrrr
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    • Because I don’t know what I want, therefore neither does anyone else. I’m aware of this and accept it. The only problem is that when I find something I want I don’t get it. I’ve been asking for a butterfly knife for 3 years now. (I’m not an adult so I can’t just go buy one myself)
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    • My parents usually forget it's my bday
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    • I try shopping for guys based on their hobbies. My boyfriend likes tech and games so I’ll research things like computers updates and graphics cards. My dad likes fishing and travel so I try to get him cruise tickets or travel dates. It’s not that hard.
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    • Na when u got rich relatives you fuck with your bday for life.
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    • I don’t like the attention 😬
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    • Socs are a Christmas gift you uncultured swine
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    • It is just another day, like any other. I mean, if you really think about it, by that logic you should get gifts everyday because you get older everyday by a day.
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    • Alot of women seem to like birthday's because they get to have a day that's all about them. Most men don't need or care for that sort of validation so they rather it just be another day.
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    • Preach it
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    • Get me nice dress socks and I’ll be happy. Decent pens or a $40 or less watch that you think id like is worth more to me than my Bulovas, seikos, or even my rolex
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    • Celebrating birthdays if fucking pointless, ok cool we were born, we dont need to be fucking told it every single fucking year
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    • And I see no point to celebrating a regular day when something was born if it’s a day we will expire on too when we reached our limit as human beings
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    • Honestly I feel like everyone in my friend group has gotten a surprise party but me. Shit low key hurts my feelings every year
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    • I don’t celebrate my birthday cause it’s just another day and if I try to celebrate it I will just depress myself since I would be the only one celebrating
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    • not bad
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    • I don't like celebrating my birthday it's not really a big deal unless I were rich than I would be maybe or sit in my mansion watching movies all night lol
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    • When you kept getting Lynx Africa cleaning pack every year. 😑
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    • I hate getting stuff, for just feel guilty getting stuff other people bought
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    • Because who gives a shit that's why. Here is how it goes. You have b days 1yo through 10 then 13 because you are a teenager. Then 16 because you can drive then 18. 21 is next sprinkle a golden b day in there somewhere. From then on only ages with a zero.
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    • Fuck y’all ungrateful asses, I’m lucky to get what I get!
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    • I shit my pants so much I just pray I get boxers on my birthday
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    • Fucking truth!!!!
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    • If you're 21 or older, every single birthday is meaningless until you hit 65. Why celebrate it
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    • so-so
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    • Why do men -insert broadly described and normal behavior observable in both genders-
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    • Because it’s another day closer to death. Unless that’s the reason we celebrate our birthday??🤔🥳
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    • I read that as borat cruises
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    • I used to hate recieving socks. Now i don't mind getting them if you know what i mean
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    • I’m a girl and I’ve never received anything for my bday from my boyfriend of 2 years, I’ve always got him all his favorite things throughout the year and then what I can afford of his favorite things all together on his birthday. Am I doing something wrong? Do I need to be more surprising?
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    • No gusta k
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    • Those are literally fake?
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    • Birthdays suck because they are usually just another day, but you are pretty much forced to expect that day to be better than the rest. When it isn’t, it really sucks
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    • Another year closer to dying
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    • Its just one more thing we are forced into making a bid deal about when most of us don't give a rip about it
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    • I used to cry on my birthday. I hated the idea of getting older. I remember being 9, the night before my 10th bday, being told over and over by my parents that I’d be fine and nothing would change because I was crying over basically nothing
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    • Preach bro !!
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    • My girlfriend took me on a trip for my birthday, paid for the hotel, the food and everything else. And she pre ordered borderlands 3 for me. She’s pretty amazing
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    • Damn. Yep.
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    • Its just not worth to celebrate anymore
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    • Tired of getting sock that I paid for...
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    • so-so
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    • You hit that point in life where you do shit for everyone else and say nothing, but they get so used to you doing shit for them that they forget to return the favor. At that point you need to stop and rethink your world view. Times have changed, people are greedier and will use you.
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    • That’s it you fucking killed her
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    • YeeEEtt
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    • Mainly because you put no effort into knowing us, so we get some crappy filler gift or dinner.
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    • not bad
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    • It's my birthday today and I feel kinda depressed because I don't like the attention.
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    • If dick isn’t a gift then neither is pussy.
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    • I hate my birthday because so many bad things have happened on it. Not to mention I fucking hate the attention.
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    • I used to always go all out on my “best friend” and I even sent her an edible arrangement because I couldn’t go see her. This is the second year in a row she doesn’t get me shit, and she barely told me happy birthday, she told me and asked if I was doing anything mainly because she wanted food.
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    • When I was a kid I was never able to celebrate my birthday on the day since I have too much sports and work. It was another day and people acting like it was special made it more obvious that I still couldn't celebrate with my family on the day
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    • I’m at an age where my parents stopped caring about my present and just give me money
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    • As a woman..could some of you men pls share what a good bday gift would be? 😇
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    • All we need for a birthday is good friends, beer and weed. Females are so damn extra lmao
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    • Got my sis a $800 tv for her wedding and then a paddle board for her birthday and I got a groot keychain and plant pot form her for Christmas and nothing for my bday. I don’t even give a crap about groot
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    • I wish I got more socks and under tbh
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    • Every girl I know loves going all out for their guys birthday. They love buying them gifts and decorating. But most girls i know don’t even like celebrating their birthday which isn’t the case with most other people though. You just have to find a good person. Not everyone is shitty like that.
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    • Not as self absorbed
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    • I enjoyed bdays when I was a kid but now I just don't like to be the center of attention, plus getting older is not a celebration anymore
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    • It’s just another day when you get down to it. Just an acknowledgement that you aged is enough.
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    • Just don’t like to be reminded how little I mean to people tbh, Birthdays are lonely days
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    • Am I the only one that enjoys things like socks for my birthday/Christmas because 1. I’m too retarded to ask people for shit I want and 2. I just really need socks
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    • I don’t know any men who hate celebrating their birthdays
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    • Just give them something equal in return. And if they complain tell them it’s no better than their gift
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    • Men aren't as self-absorbed as women so we don't see the point in selfishly celebrating ourselves. Also yeah, women fucking suck at gift giving.
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    • I turned off my SnapCake and privated my birthday on Facebook just to see who really cares enough to remember. My 1 close friend and mother wished me happy birthday. Im never stressing over anyone ever again man fuck yall
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    • Lol I’m on a cruise rn
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    • iFunny is heavy with the man vs woman mentality
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    • Same old shit, just a different day
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    • I love my mans birthday. He was on vacation for over a week and when he came home on his birthday weekend I surprised him this year with balloons and a banner and a skimpy outfit lol. I love celebrating his birthday. But I hate mine kinda wish we both forgot about it..
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    • First off my boyfriend is a dick to shop for cause if he wants something he just buys it. So I have no fucking clue what to get him ever.
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    • My birthday is 9/11. Not happy enough of a day to call it a “happy” birthday.
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    • as a man i’ve never once received a gift i wasn’t grateful for so maybe try that? or actually ask for what you want instead of just asking people not to celebrate for you
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    • I hate getting lectured about how privileged I am to be when I receive a new pair of socks.
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