• Mom: Eat you vegetables!
Me: Why?
Mom: Because I'm your mother and I say so.
Me: I could eat a bowl of Alphabel Soup and shit a better argument than this
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    • This is something you’d think of in the shower after an arguement
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    • Learn how to spell you illiterate fuck
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    • Bruh he never ate alphabet soup with that spelling
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    • Ai generated meme
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    • Bruh its a perfectly good argument because after your dad gets done laughing, he is gonna beat your ass
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    • Godzilla read stroke die
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    • Alphabel
      G00Z3R 6 sep
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    • Memes like this are for people whose chins are 3 inches closer to the back of their head than their nose and who spend hours a day fantasizing about winning fake arguments with everyone at their school and being crowned the roast king and hailed as a god by their classmates.
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    • This bitch skipped English class so he can make this shit tier meme
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    • He misspelled one word and you fucks act like its the end of days
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    • What if you used logic and facts youd lose
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    • Respect your parents, goddamn. You people make issues with the ones who love you and who don't abuse you and provide for you because you don't understand that they have your best interest at heart.
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    • Alphabel
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    • So close to greatness. We were t h i s close
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    • Too bad you cant spell alphabet
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    • Alphabel: The final bellsprout evolution
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    • Got a point though..
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    • Imaging thinking it’s funny to disrespect your mother and think it’s funny like “your mom” jokes are one thing but this is stupid
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    • A l p h a b e l
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    • Doosy go back to kindergarten you fuckin retard
      N8rtots 6 sep
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    • B1GD4V3 6 sep
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    • "Because your body needs them to be healthy. I'd like you to at least try to eat them. If you really can't stand them I'll try to offer you another option next time."
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    • Yo that alphabel soup smack tho!
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    • Alphabel
      Hoqx 7 sep
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    • I liked my veggies the only thing I ever hated was soybean and Brussel sprouts
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    • I've never heard of alphabel soup
      _MAST3R_ 6 sep
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    • Would’ve been funny if you spelled the words right
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    • People who think kids that question their parents are somehow dysfunctional are the same anti maskers who go “HurR dUrR yOu dO wHaT tHe GoVerNmEnT sAyS??”
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    • "Eat you vegetables"
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    • As a parent, "because I say so" isn't supposed to be an argument. It's supposed to tell the argumentative little fuck that there isn't going to BE an argument
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    • He right though. It is pure bad parenting to say, "bc i said so". Give the kid your real reasons. It helps them understand where you are coming from.
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    • If I'm murdered don't prosecute that murderer cause that means they caught me slippin.
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    • Alphabel
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    • You’re arguing about eating vegetables? Are you 7?
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    • damn nigga learn to fucking spell. one typo i can look past but what the fuck is alphabel soup
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    • Bro why is it so hard to spell correctly. I understand a typo when messaging someone, but the shit on these captions are why trolls exist
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    • “Alphadel”
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    • Wtf is alphabel soup?
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    • This was definitely made by a fucking child.
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    • I my kid ever talks to me like this I'll high five him because he right
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    • I had a seizure trying to read the last part, but he said: I could eat a whole bowl of soup, and I could shit a better argument than this
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    • Adios son
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    • Imagine bitching about eating something that's healthy that doesn't even taste bad. i.e your fucking vegetables
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      Cloncoco 6 sep
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    • Alphabel....more superior than betabel
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    • This is just terrible
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    • Huh
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    • I can't fucking read this shit.
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    • Alphabel
      Grunch 8 sep
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    • Children think they’re cool but they could have never existed
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    • Don't talk shit to me if you can't take it
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    • This is literally on like a page for roasting lamodoeoe
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      Tahm 7 sep
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    • am I the only one who didn’t hate veggies as a kid like meat slaps but vegetables aren’t that bad???
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    • youre an ungrateful piece of shit thats what you are
      meatman_ 7 sep
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    • This is the guy with a Leafy chin who sits in the shower for 30 minutes fantasizing about fake arguments in his head then posting about them as if they're real
      LipThief 6 sep
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    • cringe
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    • Garbage meme
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    • Something about this meme feels off
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    • I had to read this 4 times to get it
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    • Alphabel
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    • Two misspellings, yuck
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    • Not with that dyslexia
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    • “Eat you vegetables”
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    • Because they prevent scurvy.
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    • Git gremmer yoo uncultred swinn
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    • Died because you didn't eat your vegees.
      M4n34t3r 6 sep
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    • Can nobody in your family spell
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    • my dad would beat my ass, so would my siblings.
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    • You
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    • Dead
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    • That's not pog, the son is an ass
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    • vegetables are great tho
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    • George floyd moment
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    • I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out something that makes more fucking sense.
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    • I'm sitting here laughing my ass off. Not because the meme is good, but because it's so fucking awful that I can't believe someone made it.
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    • Ppl like this be like “damn u never got ur ass whooped as a kid” like yeah no shit I wasn’t a dumbass who tried playing god. Shut your mouth and if you do something wrong don’t get caught, ‘twas the law of the middle child
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    • Eat all the alphabet soup you can and still can’t write a grammatically correct sentence
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    • Alphabel
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    • Eat you vegetables
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    • American school system at its finest
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    • That’s enough for one night
      Ozaray 8 sep
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    • Because proper nutrition gives you a bigger dick. Boom.
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    • You uncultured swine
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    • Get that can of alphabet soup cause you need some corrections in yo meme
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    • Dis so bad its good unga bunga
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    • Bruh you a vegetable?
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    • Nameless faceless
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    • Guys, I made a big poop this morning. One like = mad respect ✊🏽
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    • this is painfully unfunny
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    • I thought it said eat you vegetable
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