You can bring dead people to live again, but for
every person you bring back, you have to
sacrifice one body part
Me: *plucks out another hair*
Sadistic Genie: Okay I know that technically
counts but I really feel you're not getting into the
Me: *ceremonially sacrifices hair, very seriously*
Sadistic Genie: Like one time, just once, couldn't
it be a toe or a finger or something?
Me: Oh like how you so graciously go by what
people 'mean' and not exactly how they've
Sadistic Genie: Sadistic Genie: ...sometimes I-
Me: Just resurrect them already.