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You can bring dead people to live again, but for
every person you bring back, you have to
sacrifice one body part
3 feynites
Me: *plucks out another hair*
Sadistic Genie: Okay I know that technically
counts but I really feel you're not getting into the
spirit of-
Me: *ceremonially sacrifices hair, very seriously*
Sadistic Genie: Like one time, just once, couldn't
it be a toe or a finger or something?
Me: Oh like how you so graciously go by what
people 'mean' and not exactly how they've
phrased things?
Sadistic Genie: Sadistic Genie: ...sometimes I-
Me: Just resurrect them already.
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    • Maybe this could be the genie's back story... why he's so mean to future wishers. He made a perfectly reasonable deal and this wisher made him look like a fool
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    • Never said it had to be mine
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    • Fingernail. Fingernails grow back and are a bit more substantial than a stand of hair
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    • Does the body part need to be attached to me originally or simply offered by me?
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    • Imagine bringing back like 500 people and they're all like "wtf bro heaven is way better than this shit hole" and they just do everything they can to die again
      Syzmack 23 jun
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    • Screw that. I'd give up a hand to resurrect my 30 year old sister. Too fucking young.
      wqas 23 jun
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    • I have trichatillomania. I do this shit on the daily
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    • Does it have to be a WHOLE hair per person?
      Sensino 23 jun
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    • Can it work in reverse?
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    • Even being as selfish as I am, I could never bring a loved one back; mine have all passed on from illness and to bring them from the peace in Heaven back to the pain they had experienced here would just be inhumane.
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    • I’d give a foot if I could get my foreskin back
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    • Isn’t that just Full Metal Alchemist but it works?
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    • I’d give away my fingers for Robin Williams, Bob Ross, Steve Irwin, Etika, and Satoru Iwata
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    • I'm already losing brain cells, might as well sacrifice some more to raise the dead
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    • Fullmetal Alchemist?
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    • I chose to revive: Monty Oum, as he was before he died. (No damn Wish Master tricks allowed, ok!)
      Sensino 23 jun
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    • Well thank arceus I’m a Wooper, I can regenerate body parts. I should start charging for my services, maybe like 1000$ a resurrection. If trainers can buy dozens of ultra balls, they can pay me that much to revive their slaves.
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    • I’d give up any part of my body to bring one single person back
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    • can I get my grandpa back? take two limbs, I don't really need my legs
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    • Full metal alchemist: brotherhood type shit?
      calduck88 23 jun
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    • Me reviving people so I don’t have to shave
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    • Thats the story of a barber that resurrected everyone that ever lived
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    • Mom costs an arm and a leg
      kaizx1237 23 jun
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    • Can I sacrifice a toenail? I have a jar full of those 😈
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    • Me, an Indian with quite a lot of body hair:
      CarFriend 24 jun
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    • No cap I would spaz on my genie. Fuck you dude tryna torment people with wishes. Fuck you just like fuck big corporations. Stupid Genie bitch
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    • I’d just use jizz
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    • So it’s kind of the Reanimation jutsu
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    • content not available more
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    • You could resurrect a whole family if you shaved
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    • If my best friend/crush(same person) died, I’d give up my entire life to bring them back, I’d rather they live than me
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    • Yeah but the genie could just as easily bend the rules of “resurrecting” someone; are they really alive or are they simply undead? With tricksters like these you simply can’t win
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    • Full metal alchemist situation tho
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    • PorkSword 23 jun
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    • Isn’t this FMA?
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    • Ed and Al
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    • Barney can only take he cannot give back
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    • DArtagnan 23 jun
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    • Sub for lewdn...wholesomeness
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    • Almost fullmetal alchemist
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    • Fullmetal Alchemist
      Idok 23 jun
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    • Gibby can regenerate his body parts. I’m like a lizard
      RealGibby 23 jun
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    • I would charge money for prosthetics
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    • Fullmetal Alcamhist Dumdass
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    • You can’t summon me from the dead because I haven’t died
      Boat_Man 23 jun
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    • bring back my grandpap i’ll sacrifice my cock
      Carhles 23 jun
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    • Wait, could you sacrifice an already dead person's body part to bring back another dead person?
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    • I wouldn't know how to feel if I had the chance bring a dead relative back.
      ThySuper 26 jun
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    • #fingersforjuicewrld
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    • Straight Up pulling a genie trick on a genie
      MikeyFe 26 jun
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    • Maybe an arm. Or a leg. Or your insides. Or your eyesight. Or your entire body.
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    • I mean as a female we shave so many hairs off our bodies daily I can bring back everyone who dies from Coronavirus In probably less than a month two tops.
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    • Oh so full metal alchemist
      Carey96 26 jun
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    • This is literally Full Metal Alchemist
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    • That is not the law of equivalent exchange
      O____O 25 jun
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    • Clipping my toenails
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    • Ok, but what if you wanted revenge on someone? Like, their dead but you wanted them to suffer.
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    • Does a cell count?
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    • Well fuck. If it’s that easy I’d like to bring back my mom and my auntie and my nephew for sure. Nephew only if HE would want to come back (he had a rare metabolic disorder so even though he was 19 he was about as functional as a five month old baby)
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    • Me having trichotrillomania “I SHALL BRING THE GREEK ARMIES BACK TO LIFE AND HAVE THEM PROTECT ME
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    • You already know I'm bringing back my boy abolf
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    • Sadistic genie: you can no longer use hair!! Me: *reaches for toenail clippers*
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    • I’d bring Abraham Lincoln back just so I could strangle him myself
      Actaeon 25 jun
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    • Cum
      meiosis 24 jun
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    • your hair isn't a body part
      nobody42 24 jun
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    • Robin Williams coming back first y'all
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    • I mean they wished it soo
      jgibby 24 jun
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    • What'd I'd give to bring my uncle and brothers father's back, both left widows who do nothing but drink now.
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    • This include my wolf from Minecraft?
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    • At no point in time does it say it has to be your body part... human... or something that is alive
      Jupeter 24 jun
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    • *brings 2 friends back* I had to give up an arm and a leg to get you guys back
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    • Robin fuckin Williams
      BillHilly 24 jun
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    • *spits*
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    • So like FMA but you get to choose the body part
      Weabou 24 jun
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    • Bro I have my appendix and my tonsils, I’ll use that shit first
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    • Really? Not a single person gonna post a picture of Edward elric saying this is the law of equivilant exchange?
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    • Can't get past the wrong tense in the first sentence... bring them back to life... bring them back to live - just makes my brain hurt
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    • Hairs, finger and toenail clippings. Dead skin flakes. Many avenues to go down here
      Mythical_ 24 jun
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    • Body part is kind of vague, it doesn’t even specify who’s body part either. For all I know you could be chopping up death row inmates and reviving their victims.
      FurryWeeb 24 jun
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    • *laughs in pubic hair*
      bous9334 24 jun
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    • That is not the law of equivalent exchange.
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    • Fma?
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    • Nah i wouldnt ressurect anybody. never. if they died, thats how it is. dont make others go through the grieving process again
      quailp 24 jun
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    • It wouldn't work that way for Caillou
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    • imagine resurrecting someone with a pube tho
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    • Clip my toenails a few times and revive the whole ass air nomad monastery
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    • That is not equivalent exchange
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    • Is hair even considered a body part though?
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    • But that hurrrtttsss when you tear out a hair.
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    • You could offer a body part from the body you are resurrecting. “Sign this form for our resurrection insurance should anything ever happen to you. Please fill out a list of body parts you would be willing to sacrifice in order to facilitate your return on page 5.”
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    • Do they come back at the age they died?
      SleepGoy 24 jun
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    • Jaxzuri 24 jun
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    • Bringing my nail clipping to the reanimation
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    • Why not just sacrifice a random arm or leg from some dead guy or animal
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    • Wish I could get my brother back...
      Cheffykoi 24 jun
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    • Sounds like alchemy...
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    • Toenails
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    • Will the genie take body hair?
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    • Cut the hair in half now you got 2 hair
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