4 things people can't choose:
- Parents
- Nationality
- Sexuality
- The President of Russia
4 things people can't choose: - Parents - Nationality - Sexuality - The President of Russia
Vegans when they realize they beat their meat and not their plant:
don't even know anymore
ME1K ME1K
27 jan 2021
Vegans when they realize they beat their meat and not their plant: don't even know anymore
Plumber: I finally unclogged your toilet
*Card declines*
Plumber:
meme_ster meme_ster
16 nov 2020
Plumber: I finally unclogged your toilet *Card declines* Plumber:
my friend is at camp without internet, so i'm mailing her memes
my dog past my curfew last week
WookieeCookie WookieeCookie
25 sep 2020
my friend is at camp without internet, so i'm mailing her memes my dog past my curfew last week
Another actor's life ruined by drugs and alcohol
Domino64 Domino64
19 mar
Another actor's life ruined by drugs and alcohol
You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf". Now get ready for...
Adult Adult
10 jun
You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf". Now get ready for...
When your younger brother grows bigger than you
@mexmemez
When your younger brother grows bigger than you @mexmemez
A dog named "Fido" returned to a bus stop in Italy over 5,000 times (over 14 years) to wait for his deceased master to get off the bus, even during times of "violent allied bombardment" of the area.
He eventually died waiting at the bus stop.
Source : @blowingfacts365
SomeoneElseCommented SomeoneElseCommented
24 sep 2020
A dog named "Fido" returned to a bus stop in Italy over 5,000 times (over 14 years) to wait for his deceased master to get off the bus, even during times of "violent allied bombardment" of the area. He eventually died waiting at the bus stop. Source : @blowingfacts365
"Damn Girl! You tearing them Hot wings up!!"
MidnightAtarian MidnightAtarian
21 sep 2020
"Damn Girl! You tearing them Hot wings up!!"
"lam cleaning up my friends list. If you see this, you have survived the purge".
Me:
silentwolf74 silentwolf74
23 dec 2020
"lam cleaning up my friends list. If you see this, you have survived the purge". Me:
Let's cut to the chase. Who's eating who?
Who's eating whom.
Who don't even care anymore,
Makes ya wonder
Who's doin right with someone tonight
And who's dog is barkin next door
TheBigL TheBigL
22 sep 2020
Let's cut to the chase. Who's eating who? Who's eating whom. Who don't even care anymore, Makes ya wonder Who's doin right with someone tonight And who's dog is barkin next door
vegans when they realize they are made of meat
nh03 nh03
29 oct 2020
vegans when they realize they are made of meat
WHEN SOMEONES ASKS IF YOU'RE OKAY
sLT4cHiNeEz sLT4cHiNeEz
15 oct 2020
WHEN SOMEONES ASKS IF YOU'RE OKAY
Cooking hot dogs under the broiler, 4 diagonal lines 1 down the middle, crisp it. It's the only way.
Grill is also acceptable. Anyone who cooks them
in water is gay.
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
26 sep 2020
Cooking hot dogs under the broiler, 4 diagonal lines 1 down the middle, crisp it. It's the only way. Grill is also acceptable. Anyone who cooks them in water is gay.
Guys I just got in this Uber and
@SavageHumor
carlos
2 rides, 1 car
YungHungMemeGod YungHungMemeGod
8 mar
Guys I just got in this Uber and @SavageHumor carlos 2 rides, 1 car
Karen Kilgariff
who made this I love you
people who eat potato salad
Tabby Tabby
8 oct 2020
Karen Kilgariff who made this I love you people who eat potato salad
When you're hittin it from behind and she screams "these cheese-fries are gangsta!"
When you're hittin it from behind and she screams "these cheese-fries are gangsta!"
Name An Artist Everybody Loves But
You Just Aren't Impressed
Don_Snakey Don_Snakey
3 jun
Name An Artist Everybody Loves But You Just Aren't Impressed
This is my son's friend Jarod.
Before I hear any wise cracks. Jared has been fighting lung cancer and we almost lost him. He was recently cleared to workout. Today his arm measured 8 inches and his legs just over 12". and he's at ZERO % body fat. I'm taking him under my wing. Stay tuned for
Jared's progress.
We will watch your career with qreatanterest
Frighten
24 sep 2020
This is my son's friend Jarod. Before I hear any wise cracks. Jared has been fighting lung cancer and we almost lost him. He was recently cleared to workout. Today his arm measured 8 inches and his legs just over 12". and he's at ZERO % body fat. I'm taking him under my wing. Stay tuned for Jared's progress. We will watch your career with qreatanterest
Concentrating so hard on the appropriate eye-contact-to-looking- away ratio that you have no idea what's being said to you
BigBoobTinyNip BigBoobTinyNip
28 dec 2020
Concentrating so hard on the appropriate eye-contact-to-looking- away ratio that you have no idea what's being said to you
Dogs as soon as they are born be like:
@memessss28)
All know is that I must be a good boy
TexasWind TexasWind
21 sep 2020
Dogs as soon as they are born be like: @memessss28) All know is that I must be a good boy