4 things people can't choose:
- Parents
- Nationality
- Sexuality
- The President of Russia
4 things people can't choose: - Parents - Nationality - Sexuality - The President of Russia
You get what you work for, not what you wish for!
glum_peporixist glum_peporixist
3 jun
You get what you work for, not what you wish for!
"If she's amazing, she won't be easy.
If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you
give up, you're not worthy... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; You just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."
- Bob Marley
LaDyEnIgMa69
24 sep 2020
"If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; You just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." - Bob Marley
How in the Goddamn fridge - How in the Goddamn fridge
AidenEdie AidenEdie
22 sep 2020
How in the Goddamn fridge - How in the Goddamn fridge
This isn't Christina Aguilera. Wish, you okay? I know you sell knock offs, but this is too far.
Christina Aguilera Poster, Christina
Aguilera Art, Wall Art, Print Nature
Painting, Decorative Picture,
Suigeneris Pop, Music
$15.15+ Instock
umbragbxtrapirl umbragbxtrapirl
4 feb
This isn't Christina Aguilera. Wish, you okay? I know you sell knock offs, but this is too far. Christina Aguilera Poster, Christina Aguilera Art, Wall Art, Print Nature Painting, Decorative Picture, Suigeneris Pop, Music $15.15+ Instock
If animals took selfies and posted on fb.
Bout to eat this idiot #blessed
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
13 jan 2021
If animals took selfies and posted on fb. Bout to eat this idiot #blessed
Boss: what inspired you to do this?
Me: "my salary"
staples1724 staples1724
30 dec 2020
Boss: what inspired you to do this? Me: "my salary"
In King Hussein's memoir, he said when he was
visiting New York he was astonished and liked
New York City and found it amusing when the
people of NYC didn't know how to greet a king so they just said to him "Hiya King!"
In King Hussein's memoir, he said when he was visiting New York he was astonished and liked New York City and found it amusing when the people of NYC didn't know how to greet a king so they just said to him "Hiya King!"
"Rumor has it, you're pushing your vegan
lifestyle onto your dog"
YourLocalWeeb YourLocalWeeb
28 sep 2020
"Rumor has it, you're pushing your vegan lifestyle onto your dog"
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago
when they were in a good mood
This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
Caveman: *Eats a poisonous mushroom and dies*
Other caveman:
it
My ab vt
fragmentofme fragmentofme
7 jan 2021
Caveman: *Eats a poisonous mushroom and dies* Other caveman: it My ab vt
How do you know a cat is agitated? He's having a hissy
fit!
What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping!
Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine!
hat's a cat's favorite color? Purple! hy was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark!
hat did the cat say when it was confused? "I'm purr-
plexed!"
questionable_reddit questionable_reddit
11 jun
How do you know a cat is agitated? He's having a hissy fit! What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping! Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine! hat's a cat's favorite color? Purple! hy was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark! hat did the cat say when it was confused? "I'm purr- plexed!"
YOU'RE EITHER
A SMART FELLER OR A FART SMELLER
GreatestRacist GreatestRacist
10 apr
YOU'RE EITHER A SMART FELLER OR A FART SMELLER
Dogs as soon as they are born be like:
@memessss28)
All know is that I must be a good boy
TexasWind TexasWind
21 sep 2020
Dogs as soon as they are born be like: @memessss28) All know is that I must be a good boy
When you want to give your opinion
on the internet without offending anyone
waltpaper waltpaper
25 sep 2020
When you want to give your opinion on the internet without offending anyone
Americans when they learn that there might be an electricity shortage.
ColdWar ColdWar
19 may
Americans when they learn that there might be an electricity shortage.
IDENTIFYING
WOOD
ACCURATE RESULTS WITH SIMPLE TOOLS R. Bruce Hoadl
YEP, IT'S WOOD
IDENTIFYING WOOD ACCURATE RESULTS WITH SIMPLE TOOLS R. Bruce Hoadl YEP, IT'S WOOD
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY
CAN YOU REALLY BLAME A YOUNG MAN WHO DID IT FOR A SCOOBY SNACK?
hhambruger hhambruger
6 apr
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY CAN YOU REALLY BLAME A YOUNG MAN WHO DID IT FOR A SCOOBY SNACK?
Husband was screaming in the shower. Wife walked in to see this.
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
Husband was screaming in the shower. Wife walked in to see this.