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the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where
some guy's family offended an evil wizard who
then cursed his entire family saying that all the
men would die before they hit like 30. the
protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell
to break the curse and then the big reveal was
that the wizard was literally just breaking into
their house and killing them himself.
LIS Follow
This is missing my favorite detail, namely that
the evil wizard is named 'Charles Le Sorcerer'.
BR normal-horoscopes Follow
CHUCK WIZARDS CURSE OF SHOOT YOU IN
THE FACE
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    • The wizard:
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    • I actually just read this one before seeing the meme. The most interesting thing about Charles Le Sorcier (Which was a nickname, not his real last name btw) is he actually could do real magic, as he made himself immortal just to plague this family.
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    • Xaero13 10 jul
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    • The funniest hp lovecraft story is the one about his cats name
      wade6stig 10 jul
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    • Or the one where he writes about his fear of air conditioning by writing about a strange doctor who's apartment is always cool even though....it's hot outside.
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    • Cat name
      CowTools 9 jul
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    • I think the funniest one is the one where a guy keeps himself immortal with the new dangerous invention of the time. AIR CONDITIONING
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    • The story is called 'The Alchemist' for those wondering
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    • he wasnt breaking into their castle, he was hiding in a secret room for hundreds of years
      JHKV 10 jul
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    • Lovecraft also made himself a self insert character in his story’s said character is a Mary Sue and all the human villains were either colored individuals or inbred hillbilly’s so this dude was like the 1900s version of a reddit user sitting in his house being racist and weird and writing...
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    • Yeah but what was his cats name?
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    • WHOMST HAS SUMMONED THE ANCIENT ONE
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    • No but imagine some old crazy dude with a mystical name "puts a curse on you" obviously magics not real so you just think hes crazy. But all of the sudden every detail of the curse comes true and youre now going crazy believing in magic franyically searing for a spell to fix it but it was FAKE
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    • Abracafuck you
      matman34 10 jul
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    • Buff Wizard casts Fist
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    • You know I don’t care what his cat was named. I love his stories
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    • The funniest hp lovecraft story is when he named hie cat n
      semeMdaeD 10 jul
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    • The sorcerer breaking into their homes like:
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    • Trying to make a rogue a mage
      YourGuyCy 10 jul
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    • Sounds like something Merasmus would do.
      JesuL 9 jul
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    • Best HP Lovecraft story, hands down, is 'At the Mountains of Madness'.
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    • ok lovecrafts cat
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    • Sounds like the wizard could have been an avatar of Nyarlathotep.
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    • My favorite is when he named his cat
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    • That's alot of dedication to uphold.
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    • Cat
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    • Let’s talk about me
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    • The wizard was also immortal though
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    • I’ve got a curse with this “Shaarl Leclerc” stabbing me in the back...
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    • What’s this one called?
      YojcPie 13 jul
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    • I think the funniest thing is what he named his cat
      PapiAnti 13 jul
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    • Did you forget the one where HP thought air conditioners were evil
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    • Thy Olympian conceived a clever plan. A beast they wrought in semi-human figure. Filled it with vice and called the thing a n
      Foist 12 jul
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    • I like the lovecraft story where a dude was pushed into a hole in an Egyptian tomb. Landing into a room where Nitocris and some other dude was having a rave with an eldritch horrors foot. Forgot the name of the story tho...
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    • So this isn't Harry Potter?
      Everrest 12 jul
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    • If anyone here likes listening to scary stories and other such things, check out Chilling Tales for Dark Nights on YouTube or Spotify
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    • My name is Charles and on behalf of all of us.. STOP CALLING US CHUCK
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    • NCNinja 12 jul
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    • "Hurr hurr nikker cat"
      ACABRocks 12 jul
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    • Sounds like a battle wizards spell lolol
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    • Artillerist Artificers be like
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    • What’s the name of HP love crafts cat?
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    • Cat
      PyCrook 12 jul
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    • I really liked "The Alchemist." All of Lovecraft's stories are really short. Some are like 6 pages, the longest I read was like 30.
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    • Just recently started reading Lovecraft. Didnt expect to see a Lovecraft feature. Especially one taken from Tumblr
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    • Its called the alchemist. Pretty good short story but not my favorite lovecraft work.
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    • What is hp lovecraft
      sketti 11 jul
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    • The Alchemist
      BorisD 11 jul
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    • Nah the fear of the air conditioner was funnier
      witchh 11 jul
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    • *cocks gun* magic missile
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    • But his cat
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    • Are there no Skyrim fans here look at the second persons name :3
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    • Welp time to make a new barbarian character that thinks he’s a wizard
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    • what is his cats name
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    • Nice
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    • What’s HP lovecraft?
      icedude41 11 jul
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    • He also did real magic and made himself immortal just to get petty revenge
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    • I read the last part in the voice of a loud ass tv salesman
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    • I CURSE YOU WITH GET CAPPED
      Taco7211 11 jul
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    • My boyfriend bought the complete HP Lovecraft book and he just finished reading this story to me a couple days ago
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    • I cast “FUCK YOU”
      Vexati0n 11 jul
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    • my favorite was medusa's coil, where the twist is the sons french fiancee was part nigress and corrupted a proud southern family. I like HPs more trippy stuff (unknown kadath is great) but his pulp just isnt as good as howard or clarke -- reanimators great tho
      Pynchon 11 jul
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    • Extreme McElroy energy
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    • I like the one where a guy keeps himself alive via air conditioner
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    • I believe this was the plot of The Hound Of The Baskervilles
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    • n word cat
      akNoonan 10 jul
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    • Dude what the fuck I'm literally reading that story right now
      Ploppp 10 jul
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    • Love his cat
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    • Bro i had a season where I lead my league with the most penalty minutes...117min and I had more goals/points than the whole list lmao. Fuck yea still don't know why they had me with an A😂😂 got the C the season after...fuck I miss hockey boys
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    • It's better, he LIVED under the house
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    • SH00T ME IN THE FACE!!! IN THE FACE!!! - SH00TEY MCSH00TEY FACE.
      tyrex02 10 jul
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    • Actually, the one were he literally wrote “remembering he was the hero of this story” is the funniest. In current context The Street is riot.
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    • Bottom comment
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    • I wonder what his cats name is
      The_FSM 10 jul
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    • Hp love craft is a great inspiration unfortunately people will recognize is racism
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    • What was HP Lovecraft’s cat’s name
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    • My professor won’t talk about Lovecraft because he was a eugenicist, etc. I think that’s not a reason to disregard his contributions to writing and worldbuilding. What say you?
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    • Wasn’t he actually living in their basement the entire time too
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    • N
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    • Yo whats the books name
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    • If I remember correctly he really was a wizard though. He live for hundreds of years by murdering the family members.
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    • The Alchemist, also his first published story
      Hewaa 10 jul
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    • Le sorcerer has arrived
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    • Oh we just gonna forget air conditioner?
      Mad_Laden 10 jul
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    • Le Sorcerer has arrived
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    • Wasn’t there an episode of House kinda like that...
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    • Kibber
      SauI 10 jul
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    • This is one thing I would watch if it was a comedy skit. Just like how I like to watch my life sometimes.
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    • Hp Lovecraft on his way to make the big bad of a story air conditioning
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    • The curse of the glock
      dangjsan 10 jul
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    • Just bought an H.P. Lovecraft Collections hardback from Barnes and Noble. Hope that's in here somewhere
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    • The Nameless City is my favorite tbh
      MDRHokage 10 jul
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    • chucky
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    • Nigga man
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