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    • The only thing you’ll be catching from a kickboard is an uppercut
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    • Two of these are definitely doable
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    • GunCo 3 sep
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    • If you stand on it on land it won’t slip from under you
      Derpine 3 sep
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    • Not sure if they still did it before the pandemic but when Obama was in his first term, the white would do a lottery for those who wanted to do a large tour inside the house. My family was lucky enough to be one of those people. I didn’t really get it at the time since I was only 9, but I appreciate
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    • I've already done 3 of 4..
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    • I lived in the whitehouse lol
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    • I guess I just have to do otherwise then
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    • Well I’m a swimmer so been there been doing that for 6 years. I’ve had time to perfect my standing-on-a-kickboard snoons
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    • I want to build a quick and easy way up Mt. Everest and take away the significance of saying you did that maybe even place a lodge up there and put a bunch of bill boards around for advertisement
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    • As a swimmer who uses these daily i can tell you they are possible to stand on its just they will fly out and hit your friend in the face
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    • All of these are possible
      Yatsuto 4 sep
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    • Don’t they have tours of the White House tho?
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    • Hahaha bitch I stood on my phone and stood on all four simultaneously
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    • My mom was on the bus in front of the white house when Nixon resigned. They stopped the traffic and she was able to see everything.
      BrookIyn 4 sep
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    • That board will hit you with an uppercut from the underworld
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    • The last one just isn't fair, like do I look like a fucking water bender.
      braham 4 sep
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    • Ill definitely be standing on that fuckin moon
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    • I’ve been on a White House tour
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    • You can stand on the bottom right, but it comes with a cost
      Much_Wow 4 sep
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    • I’ve stood on 2/4 of these
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    • Ironically I’m gonna stand on all of these.
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    • I’ve been in the white house
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    • Been in the White House and on top of Everest so suck me
      Cdog1138 4 sep
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    • I've stood on 2 of these
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    • i lived there lol
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    • I stood on the White House.
      iZade 3 sep
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    • I almost bit my tongue off one eye with the boogie board. The bitch uppercutted me and blood was spilling out my mouth
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    • 2 down 2 to go
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    • Been inside the white house 1 out of 4 next stop the moon, because that is more realistic than the board.
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    • ;-;
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    • Me and my friends stacked those at a pool one time in a little path and ran across the pool
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    • I take this as a direct challenge
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    • Do you mean on the building or on the White House lawn?
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    • You can make an appointment to go visit the White House
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    • I stood on the wakeboard
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    • only whenever will i strangle it underwater
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    • I stood on a kickboard it took forever but finally did it.
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    • I've been to the mount everest and the Whitehouse, get rekt losers
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    • Jokes on you I've stood on the moon
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    • Ive stood one 3 of these
      Hyoudou 3 sep
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    • The kickboard would uppercut the shit out of you
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    • If only I could stand in them above water. I can do it under the water for more than 10 seconds
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    • I did the board before you just need to have a wide stance and your arms to balance you and the board as well as keep you AF lot because the board cant
      toiam 7 sep
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    • Jokes on you I've been to the white house
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    • Well I've been to the White House. 1/4
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    • You fantasize about standing on the whitehouse fountain too?
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    • I stood on the bottoms right but it goes underwater
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    • My bucket list
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    • I’ve already done the paddle board thingy
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    • The only impossible one is the easiest thing to do
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    • I have stood on that before you just need deeper water for the room to keep it balance
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    • Yes
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    • I’ve been inside the White House
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    • 1 down, 3 to go. (You can literally take a tour of the White House)
      rip77k2 6 sep
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    • Me: * Sees the 4th one* realises it says probably at the top which means it's possible I've found my true calling
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    • i could stand on it, i tried two at the same time once. worked. then i tried four, didn’t work. then my dad got a bungee cord. that was fun. i felt like jesus.
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    • Nah, I'll get on the moon.
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    • My cousin was highly ranked in the Coast Guard and got me a tour of the White House. I was told “if you see the president say ‘Good Morning Mr. President’ and nothing else.” I did see Bush and shakily said that. He just smiled and kept going. I got a military coin out of it too.
      Xatike 6 sep
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    • I've stood on a boogie board
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    • I've stood on one of those floats for about 2.3 seconds before i fell off and cracked my fucking eggs in half
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    • Not impossible, improbable
      DeChs 6 sep
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    • Actually some of us probably will go to the moon
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    • I stood on a longer one in the water when i was 7 for 10 minutes
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    • Haha jokes on you. I'm 3 out of 4 on that one. Just gogta figure out that damn boogie board.
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    • I can stand on the bottom right one, you're all just cucked bitches
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    • Jokes on you, im already on the moon
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    • Welp I feel challenged
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    • Yes, I do wish to be standing on mt. Everest even though I have a crippling fear of hights
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    • I stood on one of those boards before... for about 2 seconds til it uppercut me in the dick.
      Exxit 5 sep
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    • You can take tours of the White House dumbass, and Everest is such a tourist attraction now. It looks like Disneyland with the amount of people on there everyday, it’s pretty doable now not like before. And the boogie board of course it takes a few tries
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    • I've already stood on 1 of them
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    • Fun fact, the atoms in your body have existed in some form or another since the dawn of time, so on a cosmic level we're all the same age
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    • I will stand on the white house
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    • I have done 3/4.... But that fucking boogie board man.
      Volkoth 5 sep
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    • Wtf? I’ve stood on three outta four of these things?? That water board is really tricky tho, maybe someday
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    • Ive done white house. Under 2 administrations.
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    • I have stood on a kick board in the water before
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    • yeah i stood on the bottom right. just have to pin it to the ground of the pool
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    • I’ve been inside The White house
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    • I’ve been in part of the White House on a tour.
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    • It’s like 60$ to get a ticket into the White House😂 I have done it
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    • I feel like going to the WH would be like going to the alamo
      milhause 5 sep
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    • I stood on a boogie board once. It just sank though, and rested on the bottom.
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    • I have stood on the blue thing. Held it under water
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    • Jokes on you, I’ve stood on 2 of those things
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    • You are a fool if you dont know how to stand on a kickboard in a pool
      Derpyyy 5 sep
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    • The only thing i can say I've been in the white house
      Mrfurry 5 sep
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    • Why not the moon tho? 😔
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    • Me for president 2040
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    • I did the board thing a few times. Trial and error, fellas
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    • I’ve stood on a kickboard. Had a minute of utter glory before I hopped off and it uppercut my friend. Still one of my greatest achievements.
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    • Already did it
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    • I taped 2 boogie boards together and taped my feet to it and I surfed for about 2 minutes l
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    • That floaty gave me uppercuts from hell, and when I tried to stand on it sliding right in between my legs to destroy my nuts
      Somby33 5 sep
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    • Joke's on you, I've already been on 3 of those.
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    • I have done 2
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