• Me as a vet: "Just as I suspected... he'll never be able
to walk"
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    • Oh no :(
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    • i have a ball python named monty, couple months old and he won’t eat. husbandry is fine, just can’t get him to eat. any suggestions
      RentAHood 26 jun
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    • Gibby says a snake is a living dildo if you put a muzzle on it
      RealGibby 26 jun
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    • That looks like my COCK
      Offworldr 26 jun
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    • Noodle fact: Noodles don't have legs
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    • Honestly thought that was chipotle; honestly thought that was a massive world record burrito
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    • 15 likes and I’ll do whatever I say no excuses
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    • :0 sad times, poor snakey
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    • That dog can’t grow fur either 🙁
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    • I was just taking care of my ball his name is pancake and he shed today 😁
      _Kairos_ 26 jun
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    • *again*
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    • Lolis won’t be able to walk when I’m done with them.
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    • I consumed his legs, like I consumed your mother’s ass
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    • There's a boot in my snake
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    • Jewel 26 jun
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    • Like this so I can poop
      Iluminati 26 jun
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    • Cumreo 26 jun
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    • Tragic
      Weird 26 jun
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    • Boop
      DoverBend 26 jun
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    • BBdub 26 jun
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    • That dog is weird.
      Agent02 26 jun
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    • Poop jews
      kodyzzl 26 jun
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    • Can I go one day without this app promoting obesity
      Uberzilla 26 jun
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    • FinalLies 26 jun
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    • XtraBacon 26 jun
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    • I know on the list of doctors veterinarians are right above morticians but how did you graduate when you post this
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    • I can’t stand snakes lol. Anything that can move without legs or fins or appendages freak me out. Worms are fine but fuck. Snakes. (And black people 🤮)
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    • Lady, unhand my trouser snake and I’ll get going.
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    • Plot twist... he gets up and walks away
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    • Snakes do have legs! They are just vestigial and barely noticeable as they are located under the skin
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    • Not on that slippery surface he wont
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    • Imagine being the docter that has to tell tge snake it will never walk agian
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    • Haha you’re so quirky putting yourself in the meme like that haha
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    • God wanted to make sure your cat could live forever
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    • Get off his back...
      mecwar 28 jun
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    • Again
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    • I dunno....give it a couple million years
      Raccoozs 28 jun
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    • I dont think he could to begin with
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    • Im planning to become a vet or a zoo vet when i get older
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    • I was supposed to fly to see friends and family in a week but my brother (I live with him) got the coof, so that plan got fucked. Can I get an F, Bois?
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    • Bunch of stupid cunts
      tonybromo 27 jun
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    • Wtf is wrong with snake. Fucking done scrolling thru useless fucking comments
      tonybromo 27 jun
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    • P33P33BOY 27 jun
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    • “We have technology “
      mike1935 26 jun
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    • hey guys i want to become a vet when i grow up bc i love animals but can i get some actual advice from any vets on this app bc i don't personally know any and could really use the help
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    • It would suck to be a paralyzed snake man. No legs, no arms, and now you cant slither... its just a fang noodle at that point.
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    • This meme is trash.
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    • Bruh on tiktok I posted a feeding vid with my ball python and everyone acted like a ❄ bc I was holding the rats head from biting my snake bc it was bad bite placement. Tiktok is @sadmemespoopy
      Ieatass4u 26 jun
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    • She probably ate too much semen and had to get her stomach pumped
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    • Something really funny my friend does is whenever he goes to the doctor for anything after the doctor tells him what’s wrong he says very seriously “give it to me straight will I ever be able to play the guitar again” and the doctor just looks confused and says “yes why wouldn’t you be”
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    • Hey guys I have a phobia of snakes how can u get rid of it? Help plz.
      eeddii1 26 jun
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    • Is being gay wrong?
      JBecoski 26 jun
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    • Just an FYI the vet is the guy in blue all the way in the front
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    • Thats wat it gets for tellin eve the fruit was good
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    • Will he be able to play the piano.
      nick788 26 jun
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    • Can’t believe this. The real story is some teenagers came and broke the snakes legs. The worst part... he had a track tournament the next day... had a scholarship n everything.
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    • Well his bitch ass great great great great great grandfather. Is the one to blame for that!! Garden of Eden.
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    • That’s what you get for giving that lady an apple
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    • “I want a second opinion...”
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    • Does anybody have a reticulated python here? I'd like to have a conversation about it.
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    • “What part of the snake you say this is?” “Well... snakes don’t really have parts, but I’d say it’s the knee”
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    • Oh so you WANT a dislike?
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    • Oh hell naw helllnawww
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    • Hate snakes
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    • "Oh what happened to it?" "I'm not quite sure, there was something to do with a garden and a piece of fruit. It's a whole thing."
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    • Poor guy will never fulfill his dreams of being a dance star.
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    • Yes you may boop
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    • Fun fact, snakes at one point in time had feet! You can still feel a small claw where their feet would have been
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    • *Ends up walking
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    • I just got an 8 foot reticulated python named Alduin
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    • Hey don’t be disrespecting my bro’s dream, he can walk as much as he damn well pleases
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    • My brotha
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    • I think thats a boa (maybe a red tailed) if anyone was wondering but dont take my word
      Goth__ 26 jun
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    • All the subway workers working together to make my mega sandwich
      luhFella 26 jun
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    • I thought they were chopping meat for a sec like in a grocery store
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    • This is more like "Damn! Where the hell is my phone in this thing?"
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    • Yellow headed reticulated python. Soooo pretty. Mines named naga.
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    • Zoidberg: was he able to walk before?... I quit my nighttime comedy gig for my day job as a doctor. Sad crab noises!.
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    • My mom just got a call from her doctor with her biopsy results and she is cancer free!
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    • Well no shit Sherlock
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    • "Yo, this my first day..."
      Jacgar424 26 jun
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    • Snake syndrome?
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    • A tragedy
      malvis 26 jun
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    • I’m buying the bitch ass magic the gathering stuff so I can throw them at u homos
      tfo1212 26 jun
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    • That looks like the snake that ate a beach towel
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    • Plz find me b4 I find u u dorks
      tfo1212 26 jun
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    • I’m sorry he won’t be able to contract his muscles ever again
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    • U suck c@ck & have nerds that watch ur shit instead of having a life. Fuck u
      tfo1212 26 jun
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