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    • Don’t you fucking try it that’s “my stranger”’s stuff
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    • It is a noble assignment, and I will complete it to the best of my ability.
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    • Unspoken rule of trust
      De_gato 6 aug
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    • Isn’t it weird how if someone leaves their stuff you don’t care but if they ask you to guard it no ones cooking working 10 feet of it
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    • “All clear on the left side” *BONK*
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    • Honor system
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    • TheTexasStubby
      Happened to me with an old lady who went to the bathroom at .1 mph. I guarded that shit with my life
      TheTexasStubby 6 aug
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    • You’re a good man Theon
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    • I kinda wish I had this much trust in the general populous. I take my shit in with me. Might just be because I’ve worked in retail and see the lengths people go to steal the most basic shit that costs like $6
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    • Me after getting all the Spy gear Toys from McDonald's
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    • One time I walked to the corner store with a buddy, before we enter we are stopped by a man who asked if we can watch his bike while hes in. We say sure but then he goes on a rant about how if we steal it, he will track us down and k!ll us. We were scared we had no choice but to watch it
      Braith 6 aug
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    • Look at my new tattoo
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    • Don’t let the news hear this. Everyone’s a racist, thief, homophobe, or murderer
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    • My dog liked this meme
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    • Was once at a machine head concert and some woman wanted me to watch her drink while she went off somewhere and when she came back she said "you didn't roofie me did you" and I should've said yes as a joke
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    • “Hey this is mine, can I get it real qu-“
      NoTap 6 aug
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    • I don't trust anybody
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    • Once during my junior year some group of girls asked my friend (Brian) to guard his lunch while they went in the library and he said yes even though we didn't know them. 30 seconds later my other friend(Andrew) took a some fries and ate it then Brian took some fries too.(1/2)
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    • It’s my duty to protect their stuff. I’ll fight a stranger for my strangers things.
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    • People ask me this at my work and I always say, "I don’t recommend it." Then, they do it anyway.
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    • Knife 6 aug
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      Foundry 6 aug
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    • 24 and 26 are not even numbers in this situation. Change my mind
      Xanehex 6 aug
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    • Low-key so true tho
      Liltay02 8 aug
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    • I like penis lmao
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    • I guard there stuff cuz i feel like agent if i see someone coming for it its bravo six going dark
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    • Dislike the porksword do it quick
      Knife 6 aug
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    • I always make sure to treat other people's property with more care and respect than my own.
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    • luxxyp 6 aug
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    • Ya
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    • The accuracy is on point
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    • I usually steal it lol
      EazyPz 6 aug
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    • Discus_James is gay & is looking for people to send him stuff to rate
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    • I usually steal their stuff and leave but I cant help it I'm an aquarium
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    • Free laptop
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    • It’s a side quest I must complete
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    • I feel like it's been years since people have actually trusted each other enough to do this
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    • Try touching their shit, I fucking dare you
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    • What do you even do if someone tries something? Fight them?
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    • Asks* it's not that hard.
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    • Venting my problems onto the internet feels like screaming into an empty hole and hering my voice echo back every three minutes with the words same and dogboy69 liked your comment and pussyeater420666x commented “same”
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    • What if the person you left your stuff with decides to steal it though
      Teekl 9 aug
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    • We will watch your stuff with great interest!
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    • I’ve never asked anyone to watch my stuff but I kinda want to now but at the same time I’m not sure I have the trust for that in humanity as a whole.
      SirB 9 aug
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    • I will defend that stranger’s stuff with my fucking life.
      G3MINI 8 aug
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    • I don't understand it, do they just ask the most trustworthy looking person in the room?
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    • Practically a sidequest
      MiniE 8 aug
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    • Its true I had to look over this cool camera
      jjesus 8 aug
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    • Me when someone else to tries to take their water bottle
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    • “Would you like to accept this side quest?”
      kenodupe 8 aug
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    • Hi
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    • Good soldiers follow orders
      Torch1a 8 aug
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    • It’s odd that we ask strangers to watch our stuff so strangers don’t steal it
      Hitch 8 aug
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    • Whats the logic though, ask a stranger to watch their shit from other strangers. Chances are you just let some asshole rob you because theyre a stranger.
      Jags95 8 aug
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    • In the airport be like
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    • They trusted me, I must not fail them.
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    • When the person takes to lonh:FBI OPEN IP
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    • *vibe checks those that get too close*
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    • Your items will be guarded with every last breath if I must I shall offer my soul in place of power to guard your keys and purse or wallet
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    • This was me all the time in high school when everyone asked me to watch their bags
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    • One time a guy did this but it was a McDonald's bag, waited for like 30 minutes (Honestly thought the guy was jacking off), 15 more minutes go by and I look in the bag and it's just trash from a meal, I was pissed, I was on my way to throw it away but the guy was walking nearby so gave it back fast
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    • I'll guard that shit like my life
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    • I was chilling in this ghetto ass library since my girlfriend lives around there and this guy asks me to guard his stuff and some dude tried to snatch his backpack.
      Slikick 7 aug
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    • Canada
      ballplay 7 aug
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    • Vibe check
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    • I’ve only ever done this in college, taking the important stuff like my phone and wallet and stuff but leaving the textbooks so nobody steals my seat. Every college student gets it, but I don’t trust the real world adults to not up and leave if I take too long.
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    • Isnt it weird how we find one random stranger to trust to guard it from other strangers when the one we trusted could be the one we shouldnt be trusting?
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    • Wheres the video of Patrick headbutting the guy into a building, I need it
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    • *Cameras focusing on your face*
      bbybun 7 aug
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    • Who is this Kalvin and why is he small in German
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    • How can I find this picture on google
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    • Does anyone know the silence behind this
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    • If someone asks me to watch something I will lay down my meaningless life for it. Even if I did want to keep my life I’d still protect that shit with it.
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    • Everyone’s eyeballing everyone till you need to go to the bathroom then boom hey rando protect all my most precious items plz I’ll be right back. Love it
      Purritos 7 aug
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    • Guard that shit with my life
      dyreece 7 aug
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    • If someone has the balls to ask a stranger to gaurd their stuff, and you’re the one being asked, if someone so much as looks at their things you merk them
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    • Got homestar runner vibes from that. Weird.
      krtchop 7 aug
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    • I'd hide their stuff under the seat to fuck with them when they get back who knows maybe that makes a new friend
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    • The college nobility test
      EliGtz90 7 aug
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    • What one does when presented this task is the one true test of their honor.
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    • No
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    • You guys are nerds just walk away.
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    • Agent Macklin on the case
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    • MacauliflowerCulkin
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 7 aug
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    • They said “watch my stuff”. So I took it home and I always see it
      MushyOwl 7 aug
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    • Hardened criminal, racist, assassin, murderer or dictator. It’s an unspoken promise to guard it with your life
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    • *is a bomb*
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