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    • If your man's has cake, then cake you shall grab
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    • Expectations: that’s gay. Reality: I wish I had a girlfriend to smack my ass
      Yo_I_Just 19 jul
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    • Fritzor 19 jul
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    • *goes to grab ass* *ass is cake*
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    • I wish i had a girl who would smack my ass
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    • Sometimes my girlfriend grabs my butt and calls me handsome. Idk about y’all, but I feel lovely when she does that.
      NotAMor0n 20 jul
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    • *gf smacks your ass for the first time* “Babe stop it! That’s really weird!!!!!” *gf smacks your ass for the 1762nd time* *sternly* “Harder.”
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    • You coward
      Malalupus 19 jul
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    • I wish I had a bf to slap his ass
      BigNose 19 jul
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    • This was made by someone whos alone
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    • I wish I had a gf that would peg me ... wait
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    • If I slap your butt, I wish you'd rub my nuts. For it's your body I seek to touch, let me inside your guts!
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    • I always boop my wife's tit or smack her ass when I walk past her. Any time she tries to do it to me I sternly tell her that such behavior is inappropriate and dehumanizing, before doing the same thing back and Zoidberging away.
      KidJake 20 jul
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    • TrickedD 20 jul
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    • If you can’t accept the slap, you can’t give the slap.
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    • I wish I had a boyfriend to smack my ass. Btw I’m a guy
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    • I can feel the extra fur leftover on her tongue from that-
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    • I don’t mind my girl smacking my ass
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    • Some girl slapped my ass at a party and I was just confused as to how I felt about that for a while.
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    • Equal rights
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    • My girlfriend often comments on my bubble butt. It use to be uncomfortable but now I'm kinda proud of it
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    • My girl slapped my ass and I instinctively said “bruh you gay”
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    • It’s all fun and games until she tries to shove a finger up your ass
      AutisDick 19 jul
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    • Me and my girlfriend was making out in my car behind a mall parked between 2 other cars and I was grabbing her everywhere but she grabbed my ass once and I kinda screamed bc that was the last thing I was expecting. It shook me
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    • Must be nice😔
      blackman7 19 jul
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    • My mom hits my butt 😔
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    • My boyfriend bent over one time at the mall so I humped him, and some angry dad came over and started yelling at us about how he doesnt his 5yo daughter to see a woman hump a man from behind. No idea why a 5yo would know that was wrong, but I'm pretty sure he has no right to judge
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    • I honestly think I slap my boyfriends ass more than he slaps mine
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    • Imagine having a girlfriend
      Cum_Nuts 20 jul
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    • Oh I see you're fine to stick it in my ass but the min I being out the AssBlaster-ExtraGirth Ribbed Colon Destroyer and tell you to turn around you talk about "woah woah woah lets back up a min"
      Jewelia 19 jul
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    • Captions aside that is disgusting
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    • I love that shit, get this ass gurl
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    • Boys this girl I’ve had a crush on for three years is coming over tonight. Not hoping to get lucky just hope she likes me. Wish me luck everyone
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    • Me: *looks at her* "harder daddy"
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    • My girlfriend always sneaks up behind me and grabs my ass and whispers in my ear “what did I say about strutting this booty around me” or some other weirdo bro shit and it cracks me up every time
      BigMoby 21 jul
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    • I wish I had a man who’d let me grab a handful of cake
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    • Real talk: it’s always nice when a guy has at least SOME ass on him
      HJ1997 20 jul
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    • If I’m not careful some times my sis hits my ass because she knows I can’t hit her back
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    • sturgesgf saying something so it lets me tag u
      sturges 20 jul
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    • Every guy I’ve dated F R E A K S the fuck out whenever I touch their ass in public even like a joking smack and say it makes them seem gay like omg your fragile masculinity noooooooo
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    • No bitch. If u have cake or a whole bakery I’m sure as hell gonna smack that shit
      lexushi 19 jul
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    • I have a woman’s ass and it jiggles a few times
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    • * eating
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    • I love it when my girl smacks my ass. Any female can smack my ass. It is welcomed.
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    • The dog looks like he’s disgusted
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    • “Another relationship meme, great...”
      Austen 19 jul
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    • My man's hates it when I slap his ass, but he has a hot, slappable ass and I can't help it.
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    • Ha imagine having a girlfriend
      Cum_Nuts 20 jul
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    • My girlfriend loves my ass for some reason. Tries to lick it 😔 possibly has
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    • My girl wants me to grab her throat
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    • it goes both ways brother
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    • I wanted to address all the rampant rumors. I have the fattest ass known to man. I'm sorry it took me so long to come forward. I'm sorry my ass is so fucking ginormous. I hope you can forgive me. I hope you realize I never had the intention to hurt anyone with my massive fucking dumptruck ass.
      ApoIIo 23 jul
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    • My boyfriend does power lifting and his butt is juicy, it needs a good slapping
      AppleAss 20 jul
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    • Nah, bring that shit on. Grab my ass baby
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    • Duuuude my bf got cheeks and I pinch him all the mf time. I'm glad he doesn't find it annoying because if I marry him, its gonna be a part of my morning routine. Like I can't not, it's a nice ass
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    • My man’s ass is phenomenal. I’ll smack it whenever I can, just to feel his curvature and warmth.
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    • There's a girl at my school that commonly smacks my ass but I don't think she is interested in me although we are good friends and she has a boyfriend. What should I do?
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    • I’m a dude with much more of a dumptruck than my girlfriend has and I can confirm she slaps my ass wayyyyy more than I slap hers.
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    • Random girls at my school smack my ass. I dont really like it that much. I told my school but they dont take me seriously, they say "the ladies just like you"
      _Squigga_ 19 jul
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    • Accurate.
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    • I wish I had a girlfriend to hold hands with
      JackBlack 22 jul
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    • I'm a grown man and need my butt touched
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    • PorkSword 20 jul
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    • I want a lover :(
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    • Anal
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    • Me hitting my own but in public to embarrass my girlfriend
      stoizzzz 19 jul
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    • Dude I never brag about myself but for a guy that isn’t to be considered overweight by other people I have a phat ass so you know
      pogpo 19 jul
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    • Boys I dont know how to say this but I finally got a girl thank you everyone for the support I'm gunna go kiss my dog now good bye
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    • I’m turning it into a competition if I slap your ass I expect to be slapped back harder
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    • Big fan of the ass grab.
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    • Smack the butt, I must
      _Retardo_ 20 jul
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    • Whenever my mans walks past, he’ll smack my booty a good 60-70% of the time. So, a few years back, I started doing the same to him, and he loved it so much it’s like a playful way to let him know “I find you sexy” he’s not into butt stuff either he just likes that I can appreciate a good booty
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    • Hottt
      slebl 20 jul
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    • I hate when girls slap my ass. I have a bigger ass than most sure, but just bc I do doesn’t mean I should “man up” and “find the humor”
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    • I mean. If I clench my cheeks I don’t feel any slapping sensation pain. I have the iron butt
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    • I loved it when my gfs grabbed my butt. It feels good and its cute too
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    • I thought it was bad to have cake as a guy but i need me a gf that wants the cake. No eat, only touch
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    • Used to play tag with mine, we’d just tap each other’s ass and say “You’re it”
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    • i mean i understand i do got a fat ass
      ct6669 20 jul
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    • Treat his booty like bongos
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    • Smacking them dummy thicc cheeks is where it's at ladies
      thicctibu 20 jul
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    • My gf likes to touch my butt in public lmao
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    • I dont mind when my girl smacks my ass i got juice
      bobner 20 jul
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    • I’m lesbian and my gf will slap my ass, but I’m more so of a tomboy so I hate my ass touched. It’s still the same tho. I love slapping her ass but the moment she’s anywhere near mine I clench them cheeks hard
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    • I cant even slap my girlfiends ass anymore. My dog realizes the sound of skin slapping means someone is getting hit and she gets PISSED. She does it to everyone. If I slap my roommate in the arm she gets pissed. If my girlfriend slaps me she gets pissed. So overprotective of everyone
      sBeveboi 20 jul
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    • My girlfriend doesn’t do it anymore cause when she does I surpass all the horny levels known to man
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    • Me licking a girl’s tits/A girl licking my tits*
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