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Brain: You're a horrible, worthless, garbage
person, and your life is going nowhere but to
hell.
Me: I don't know what the fuck you expect me
to do about that at 11PM, my dude.
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    • My brain is the manager and by body is the minimum wage customer service employee
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    • Maybe eat an apple and sit outside for a bit
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    • Idk who Brian is but he needs to back the fuck up.
      MrMoesby 1 jul
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    • Literal demons trying to get you to hate yourself. Not all the thoughts in your head are your thoughts. You are a valuable, important person with a purpose on this earth. Don’t listen to them.
      Jerando 1 jul
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    • The trick is to never be alone with your thoughts
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    • Yo is it bad that my brain does this sometimes, I’m not depressed but that just happens a lot and I don’t know why
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    • If people saw me alone at home they would think I had torettes for constantly yelling "shut the fuck up" at my own brain/anxiety out loud.
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    • Honestly that’s the mentality I’m going with for now on
      Bradd 1 jul
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    • Just rise and grind
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    • Shiiiit that literally happened to me last night
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    • Or at any other time of the day honestly
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    • you just have to prove your brain wrong, then you laugh at it and call it a bitch. make your brain feel insecure and shit.
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    • Nah I just ignore that voice now. I work on personal projects during the day and rest in the evening. If I feel sad over past mistakes that okay but I need to move on. I admit I'm stupid and did bad things, no need to beat myself up over it now tho
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    • These types of people ain’t gonna do shit at 11am either. Gtfo with this “I don’t do nothing cuz it’s late”
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    • This shit ONLY happens at like 2am
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    • *3 am
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    • Is anyone here on the website or the app? I wanna know who's on what
      Pojo 2 jul
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    • Rub one out. That always helps me
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    • Man why is Brian so mean
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    • if you feel unsuccesful, start saving your money. try to spend as little as you can. then, start investing in businesses. but not a business you believe in, a business thatll succeed. guide to success if your smart enough.
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    • My brain has been saying some fucked up stuff back to me since middle school... Been mostly ignoring it
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    • Brain: ...cry yourself to sleep?
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    • I get it. Its a joke. But my schizophrenia has become harder to deal with, and I might have to be private about having it again. It is constantly downplayed because of "quirky people" and retards that think schizophrenia is MPD.
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    • SPEAK LIFE
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    • Don't go negative on me. SPEAK LIFE!!!
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    • Cuppa water and some fresh air would do ya good.
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    • Autauga 1 jul
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    • The trick is, don’t be a fuckin loser
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    • Just felt hurt to see a family member show a cutout photo of all the family together and blocked me with her dumb to have the caption of “everyone is so beautiful!”
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    • To relatable lmao oof
      tmann615 1 jul
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    • I've never laughed harder, then when I read this.
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    • Same
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    • Truuuu
      Dariiamn 3 jul
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    • Honestly why can’t I get these thoughts when I’m feeling lazy or in the morning
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    • DO YOUR TAXES
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    • I fucking hate when people say "my dude"
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    • That’s when you go to sleep and the next day you prove yourself wrong. Clean up, go for a run, workout, do some work. Then your brain can’t say shit hahaha
      Konflikt 1 jul
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    • Your brain has arguements with itself
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    • Footage 1 jul
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    • I usually sit there in sadness then I remember that my friends need me to get on point
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    • Fuckin same
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    • subscribe if u like uh wanna support ur local goth girls 🥺
      gothgirI 3 jul
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    • That’s pretty much my persecutor in a nutshell.
      cherzerd 1 jul
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    • Quirky
      RichBorg 1 jul
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    • Same
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    • Does anyone have actually useful ways to stop your brain from being this negative?
      wassu 6 jul
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    • Shottaflow 4 underrated
      VersaceV 6 jul
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    • Same
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    • Fair enough
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    • Ik this ain’t the place but I truly feel like this I have some personal stuff going on and I’m afraid I’m not gonna go anywhere in life
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    • I get angry at my dad issues
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    • Genuine question what is depression and does it mean you can’t be happy???
      Boxxi 4 jul
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    • I relate more to this than the last time I saw it.
      ThatRose 4 jul
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    • I thought that said Brian and then I realized it was actually brain so I thought it was like speaking directly to me even though that it was my brain tricking me into seeing that even though that the caption wanted my brain to say it in the first place and now I'm mind fucked
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    • You ARE your brain
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    • I am reading this at 11 pm rn
      Bushyred 4 jul
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    • Me: I know I'm sorry I don't know why I'm still alive
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    • That's a sign of stress disorders. The only time you're relaxed enough to truly think is when you're trying to sleep.
      W_Nurend 3 jul
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    • Play video games until 4 am
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    • Cry.
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    • Man fuck brian
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    • clean your room and make a hat
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    • Schizophrenia in a nutshell
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    • Beans
      Sily 3 jul
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    • Don't forget that then in the morning after having those mental talks, your brain makes you wanna do nothing all day
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    • Guys I lost 5 pounds in 3 days and still going down! Wml
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    • Haha jokes on you, hell doesn't even want me.
      geexd125 3 jul
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    • One proactive way to fight a negative mentality like this is to verbally speak out against the voice in your head. If you think “im worthless” you can say “no im not i fucking rock” or anything affirmative. It helped me a lot! its only a piece of the puzzle but i hope it helps if you need it!
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    • "haha mental illness doesnt exist" shut the fuck up
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      lil_FBI 2 jul
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    • I recently found out that I can use that thing along with my spite to he productive. "You sit around the house all day and do nothing, you're a worthless piece of shit" "I'll show you who's worthless" *cleans the bathroom*
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    • Stoic mindset in a nutshell
      SharpRoy 2 jul
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    • I read it as Brian and was very confused
      jblillo 2 jul
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    • Lol
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    • Chello
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    • I'm going to publicly execute whoever makes the ads for those shitty games
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    • Alaias 2 jul
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    • Literally every other night we have this conversation.
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    • This literally my parents yelling at me late at night. I can’t get stuff in my life done at 11pm at night
      LittleB 2 jul
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    • I just eat a sandwich
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    • People see a metaphor for depression because they want to see one. We have all convinced ourselves that depression is this fact of life that can't be overcome or coped with. Depression has been around since forever and you guys all acting like it's suddenly this monster that you have to let rule you
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    • Fuck Brian
      S0Iit 2 jul
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    • Read the bible? It agrees with you.
      Fobico 2 jul
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    • I say shit like this too myself all the time it's a daily thing I defineitly do it at least a couple times a day just cant fuckin wait to godamn fuckin die dude its fuckin crazy how everybody lives their life with dreams hope's and aspirations and I cant even get out of bed without wanting to die
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    • Yes
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    • Just ate a whoooole lasagna so fuck yall
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    • Once I finally have control over my brain, I'll fuckin be the King of the Universe baby
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    • It’s currently 4 am and I’m trying to figure out why I can’t make my dick work, I’ll go to sleep soon, then my girl will wake me up at 9 this morning.
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    • Notice how IT attacks your insula and amygdala constantly with epinephrine (the chemical for fear) there’s another consciousness there that isn’t yours lol
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    • Jokes on you it's 4 am
      Primal97 2 jul
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    • My brain usually starts that at like 10 am
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    • Damn this hit home
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    • Man you're in a seriously toxic relationship. Who is this "Brain" anyways?
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