• So while I was getting my haircut, the lady
asked me ifl had other plans for the day and I
said:
“I’mjust going to pick up the boy from daycare
and then it’s date night.”
And the lady says “Oh! How old is he?”
“He’s three.”
“Mine too! Where are you registering him for
kindergarten it’s such a hassle-”
And that’s when I realized I said “boy” and not
“dog” because I always think of Charlie as
“good boy” but this slip up has lead to a
miscommunication.
The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed
rant about how unnecessarily complex
shopping for schools is, esp when you have a
neurodivergent child, so I can’tjust tell her that
Charlie is a dog because then she’ll feel
awkward for unloading on me and she clearly
has enough going on.
So the rest of the haircut became a game of
“how much can I say about Charlie without
revealing that he is not a human child?” And the
answer is “enough to cover a half hour hair
appointment, quite possibly several hours
worth if I’m specific enough”
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    • As if the dog wasn't adorable enough, he named him Charleston Chew.
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    • Tbh I'd die for Charlie
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    • I got my good boy Earle
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    • Not to get political, but if something were to happen to Charleston Chew I would go John Wick faster than Karen can take my fucking kids.
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    • I've never seen such a genuinely happy looking dog
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    • I thought this was leading into accidentally saying you're dating a 3 year old
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    • This message is brought to you by the great taste of Charleston Chew! Arroooooo!!
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    • "neurodivergant". Jesus Christ. I mean, I get we can't just go around calling people retard or anything, but we have to come up with a shorter word. That one just sounds patronizing
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    • "Charleston Chew" is easily the greatest fucking name for a dog I have ever heard, theres no competition
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    • As if the good boy wasn't cute enough in description, his name is Charleston Chew. I'd die for him.
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    • “No taking apart the toy is quite meditative.” Your child might be a psychopath...
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    • I would fucking wipe out half of Croatia for Charleston Chew
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    • Omg charleston chew? That is like the best dog name ever! Adorable boy. The best boy.
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    • Nothing in this or any other universe could have prepared me for the name Charlestown Chew
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    • Who skipped the reading saw the dog and liked.
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    • Best. Name. Ever.
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    • HIS NAME IS CHARLESTON CHEW
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    • Ok, but why is that fucking dog so adorable
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    • My good girl
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    • Just saying, I'm not using "neurodivergent" in conversation. Mentally handicapped or retarded are the words I'll use. People use retarded as an insult, but it legit just means slow or held back. Fire retardant slows fires. People need to chill.
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    • That’s such a great name for a dog
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    • I got a Chihuahua named Charlie Brown
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    • When iFunny features an actual good tumblr post
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    • So if anyone ever ask about you having kids, just take a page out of this guys book and explain your cat/dog/ whatever in child terms
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    • Day care, he's 3, date night? FBI OPEN UP
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    • This man...this legendary man
      Zolia 25 may
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    • All in favor of guarding Charlie with your life say “I”
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    • First, absolute legend is what this person is for such descriptions of the dog and second, this is a photo of the bestest doggo
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    • charleston chew is a good name. my dog is named Odin "Lard ass"
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    • What a good boy. 10/10 would pet.
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    • That actually is a really pretty dog though, you can see the love he has for his owner in his eyes and pure smile :)
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    • Wholesome af
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    • Good boi Charleston chew
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    • So what happened when you told her?
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    • Who said your dogs can't be your kids too, they're family too xD
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    • That is the mothafuckin goodest of boys
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    • Bru, my dog is my profile pic. His name is Charlie and he is also a good boy
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    • That is the cutest fucking dog name I have ever heard
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    • The fact she names him Charleston chew is honestly one of the best parts of this. This is a Tumblr post that I do not mind.
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    • Does "neurodivergent" mean retarded?
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    • So are we callin retards neurodivergent now
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    • I fucking love the fact that your dogs name is Charleston chew 😍😍😍😍 I would murder someone for your dog
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    • Now, you have to find a new place to get your hair cut.
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    • What a cute ass dog
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    • Neurodivergent? So we just calling retards whatever the fuck we want now? How dare you assholes!
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    • The full name makes this 10 times better
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    • thank u for sharing this story. i love u charlie. ❤️
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    • He looks like the goodest boy there ever was
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    • I hate it when people act like their pet is their actual fucking child
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    • Happiest fucking dog and if you hurt him i will go john wick on your ass
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    • Wtf does neurodivergent even mean? Not a green-haired tumblr SJW?
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    • What if haircut lady sees this post? Wouldn't it make her feel stupid for "being lead on" instead of just telling her it is a dog?
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    • The goodest of boys
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    • That’s a good fucking name
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    • Golden, wonderful, yes. Good boy
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    • 10/10 name
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    • Good boi
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    • C h a r l e s t o n C h e w
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    • The dog breed?
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    • HIS NAME IS CHARLESTON CHEW!!!!!
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    • Hes a very good boy and i love everything about him. 10/10 would die for him
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    • HES CALLED CAHRLESTON CHEW OMGOMLILOVEHIMDEJENCJJDNCJFNFJFNXJNDHCJFJFKF
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    • If a child destroys a stuffed animal for meditative purposes I think they might become a serial killer
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    • No one else is concerned he’s 3 and kindergarten doesn’t start till 5?
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    • I am now in love with Charleston Chew
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    • FUCKIN CHARLESTON BEST NAME EVER
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    • My parents had a dog that looked like Charlie. She was alive most of my childhood she was great
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    • Charleston chew is the best name for a dog that ive ever heard
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    • already great, but his name made it 1000x better
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    • Hands down the best dog name I’ve ever heard
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    • Very cute dog and all, but how tf are you gonna say “pick up the boy from daycare” about your damn dog?
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    • I would die for him
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    • I WOULD DIE FOR YOU, CHARLESTON CHEW
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    • Great name
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    • Very wholesome
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    • So heckin aforible this dog
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    • Petition to limit feature lengths I don’t want likes I just want normal sized features plz
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    • His name is a FuCkINg CaNdy BaR because he's so sweet❤️
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    • Guess the race
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    • Was it worth the read?
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    • Yes goy dont have kids, just have puppies and cats while migrants have 6+ kids
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    • ...But I'm still loco enough to choke you to death with a Charleston Chew, chika chika chika slim shady, hotter than a set of twin babes...
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    • Fuck, FUCK! That dog is adorable DAMN IT, GOD DAMNIT ITS CUTE.
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    • THEY NAMED THEIR DOG CHARLESTON CHEW!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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    • Nuerodivergent? It's wild how people make up new shit to make themselves feel special. And the medical industry makes a fuck ton of money from it.
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    • People saying he's a good boy, but not HOW'S the good boy... Alexa, this is so sans, play Toto by Africa.
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    • Wtf is neurodivergent
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    • Neurodivergent? That just means retarded lol. Wtf is with these made up terms
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    • My name is Charlie I want love
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    • I don't usually like dogs but that ones fuckin cute bro
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    • The best of boys
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    • I couldnt keep reading after you used the word "neurodivergent." Youre so considerate not calling the kid mentally challenged or retarded but you're more than happy to lead this lady on. Lol! Virtue signals at their finest! Lol!
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    • So beautiful
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