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    • Woah... this hitman mission took a weird turn
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    • And that's how I work, my job here is done
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    • be me, 19 yo, total bitch in economics class, won’t stop correcting teacher, calls me out for texting in class, fml, find out she has intense but allergy, like throat closes like a virgin asshole if she so much as breathes near a nut, nowsmychance.jpg
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    • Nut allergy you say
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    • I now know how the best way to kill someone but make it look like an accident (highly situational though)
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    • *hits blunt* “did you know that proteins in..”
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    • I went on a date with a girl and we smoked weed and she confessed that she was into but she wouldn’t make a move because she was worried if she swallowed my cum it would have one of the foods in it she was allergic to and I’ve never been so mad. She moved away after that I hope she is well
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    • My Abuela’s allergic to semen. It’s an actual allergy. I only know cause apparently my Nonno liked to brag to my dad (his son in law, not son) how quick he was before she had to go to work and how she’d shower afterwards while he ironed her uniform.
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    • Welp time to become an assassin in a very specific way and category
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    • Would they have to swallow?
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    • did anyone else’s grandma call those one nuts n¡g—r toes ?
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    • New suicide method
      I_D_K_ 10 may
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    • Okay I just realized all the people I know with a peanut allergy are males?
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    • Perfect crime
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    • The perfect murder
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    • imagine flirting with your enemy who has a nut allergy and then assassinating them by cumming in their mouth
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    • How to get away with murder 101
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    • I did know this, my fiancées allergic to nuts so I haven’t eaten them in months 😏
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    • Let’s just be honest; if you have a nut allergy, you don’t get laid anyways
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    • Now that I have this Knowledge... What do I do with it?
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    • This happens with regular peanuts too. I ate a peanut butter sandwich and later I came on my (now ex) girlfriend’s face and her face broke out and was super red.
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    • Great way to get away with murder.
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    • Fact: Most nuts have cyanide in them
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    • Spitters may be quitters but swallowers DIE
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    • "How'd she die?" "STA"
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    • Sexually transmitted allergy?
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    • I bet the first person to experience this was mortified. *b-but... its nut... not NUT*
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    • This set of features is quite sexual
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    • Brazil nuts are seeds not nuts
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    • Did you know that if guys eat a pineapple, they’ll ejaculate that exact same pineapple from their penis. Or something like that.
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    • What’s up with all the sexual features?
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    • Now all I gotta do is convince her to suck my dick... Maybe I'll just use a gun like normal people
      mvod 11 may
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    • This is actually super fucking necessary information for me if it's true. My wife is deathly allergic to Brazil nuts.
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    • That would be the weirdest twist in a show/movie....🤔 🍆=💀
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    • Theres an episode of House M.D. about this. Solid episode.
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    • "Wait!" "I have a condom." "No not that! Did you eat Brazil nuts today?"
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    • I literally have a allergy to Brazil nuts only. What a time to not be a pole smoker.
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    • Or..maybe it's aids...Hey just throwing that out there
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    • I’ve never heard of this ‘Brazil nut.’ Wonder if it has any other common names?
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    • You live by the nut you die by the nut
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    • Its a perfect crime
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    • Next time on how to get away with murder
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    • My guy.. the metabolite protein isn’t the same as the direct nut protein.. 95% of nut allergy is from the alkaloids...
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    • “Even the simplest thing can bring your demise.”
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    • Passing on my allergenes, ya know
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    • The perfect murder
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    • Those used to be called “n****r toes”
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    • Well it's on tumblr so it totally isnt bullshit at all
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    • This seems like the plot of an episode of “I almost got away with it”
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    • How to kill someone and make it look like a terrible accident
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    • How to get rid of a clingy girlfriend 101 . First set is she allergic to nuts. Step 2 eat a bunch.you guys know step 3
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    • Could plan a murder with that info
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    • Brazil nuts? You mean ni🅱️🅱️a toes?
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    • Big dick allergy
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    • A whopper has around the same calorie content as the average horse exhausted.
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    • Whole new meaning to “a dick to die for”
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    • This is a nice way to get away with murder
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    • Die doing what you love
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    • Every female has a nut allergy which usually results in a baby or an abortion
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    • Brazil has the spider that bites you and gives you death by hard on
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    • Brazil nuts are actually seeds not nuts
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    • It isnt just Brazil nuts. If you have any foodborne allergy you have to ask the person if they have had it recently as it can show up in bodily fluids for 12 hours.
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    • How to poison your spouse and take their money
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    • That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about sucking dick to dispute it
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    • And they say the perfect crime doesn’t exist.
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    • Ultimate assassination
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    • Interesting form of assassination.. I like it.
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    • Some people also get allergies to semen
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    • iTumblr
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    • Or just be allergic to actual semen, like me.
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    • Its cystic fibrosis awareness month, spread the word
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    • *whispers in ear* “hope you brought your Epipen, bitch.”
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    • I know how to kill my dad now
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    • Well, now I can be a VERY specific serial killer. Seducing those with nut allergies, only to have them die of nut.
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