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    • Man: Oh we bred them to fit certain needs like herding and hunting. God: No what did you do to that? *points to pugs and bulldogs*
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    • Just in case you didnt know how badly we fucked them up https://ifunny.co/fun/KuE7BcGt6
      Talker 5 aug
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    • D O M E S T I C A T E
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    • Should be illegal to breed pugs. They live a life of suffering, gasping for breath.
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    • Breeding pugs should be considered animal cruelty
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    • If we can eliminate the breeding of pugs nature would be balanced again
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    • *God trying not to throw up as he sees this nightmare*
      Barleyy 5 aug
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    • We actually started with G O A T s
      Billith 7 aug
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    • I love pugs but that’s why I’d neuter/spay mine if I had one. There’s nothing I can do to fix them and it’s not their fault for being so deformed, I’ll just give him the best life they can have.
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    • Hey even crocs and turtles like being pet...just need to find a croc that likes you (it is possible) and turtles kinda like it a bit too much some times.
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    • Cats kinda domesticated themselves. They saw weakness in us and exploited it. Cats are so metal.
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    • Dogs are biologically wolves, they are a subspecies of Canis lupus called Canis lupus familiaris. So technically speaking, dogos are still wolfos. They have yet to separate genetically and are still crossbreed able
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    • Me, petting a fish: They're called pets... you PET them
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    • In all seriousness the way people selfishly inbreed dogs for pure aesthetic is fucked up and sad. No animal should have to live like that
      Woopus 5 aug
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    • God:But why? Humans: You gave us the ability to pack bond... with literally everything
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    • Yeah and people keep breeding dogs like frenchies and bulldogs and pugs not giving a fuck that they all have terrible breathing issues. They’re sweet as fuck but those poor babies
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    • i gave them bones then a collar just .... appeared ? now i can dye it ??
      anx1ety 7 aug
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    • *sees pugs* god has left the chat
      Shon_w 7 aug
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    • We made them do secks 😈
      tiffqny 6 aug
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    • Pugs: *heavy breathing*
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    • This is especially funny because God doesn't even exist
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    • Humans: *Breeds dogs to change traits to fit different environments* Also Humans: Evolution is a lie!
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    • Pugs and other inbred dogs should be removed from the dog gene pool.
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    • God: the fuck did you do to them- ( notices me ) WHAT THE HELL, WHY DOES THAT ONE LOOK HUMAN
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    • Birds are on their way down that domestication line
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    • I had a pet pug it was the saddest thing so see it slowly give up Becuse of so many health problems
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    • We started with wolves and bred them so that we could have useful dogs at first but then we inbred them so bad that they couldn't breathe and only grew to be a foot long
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    • Kept giving them bones until hearts started flying around them
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    • Then there are chihuahuas. The devil's creation
      ALCM13 5 aug
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    • I’m actually pretty mad that our ancestors didn’t keep breeding pure wolves cause I like bug animals and wolves are fucking huge and super fluffy
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    • Man: hey God? God: sup? Man: we still haven't figured this one out. Does it like pets or not? *Points at cat*
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    • Man: “What do you mean?” God: “You guys are literally dressing like them and attempting to bread!” Man: “Oh yeah, we call theme Furries.”
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    • But think about it we went from man eating beast to fucking ankle biters like wtf
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    • German dogs are best dogs
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    • “Why we were put on this earth?” Had a fucking stroke reading that
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    • "This one's a Corgi." "W- why is it so stubby?"
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    • *snorting noises from all the breeds who can no longer breath correctly*
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    • Not too sure its correct to say we domesticated cats. They still shit in the house and mostly do as they want. I think they are just smart enough to know when they have a good thing.
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    • You gotta read the god parts in Ricks voice from Rick and Morty
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    • and then cats just showed up one day and started hanging out
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    • Why we were. That annoys me
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    • I love God 💟💯
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    • Man: we inbred the shit out of them
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    • Humans are the only living things on the planet that have no purpose at birth. That’s a good thing, though. Because we’re so smart, we can do anything we want. We’re not limited by our physical abilities.
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    • Do not pet the big angry lizards
      Jinxzy 5 aug
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    • Joining Arstotzka will grant you benefits!
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    • Heh we really try to pet just about everything. You see people out there cuddling with pet gators, lions, rats and here I am with my praying mantis on my hand lol
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    • Someone post a Pug skull
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    • Man: next we tried lions. God: how are you still alive you dumbasse- wait WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ITS NOT A LION
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    • Mutts are the only good dogs
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    • God: WHY DID YOU TURN THE ALIGATORS INTO FREAKING PETS? Florida man: felt like it
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    • Yeah this is the dangers of thousands of generations of inbreeding kids
      hamer51 5 aug
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    • And we keep pet hedgehogs, they're literally the absolute NOPE of petting, yet people still pet them
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    • Our actual purpose is to breed all the other shit is pointless
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    • Nobody: Humans: pack bond 100
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    • “You weren’t supposed to do that!”
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    • “How wonderful, then, that we live in a world full of animals that like to be pet.”
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    • While cats are not massively inbred they live for 18 and sometimes even more years. Dogs die after a decade. While bigger animals should live longer according to some nerdy biologists rule.
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    • I saw that they're breeding micro bully's... I love pits, but wtf. They're the size of a pug with all the breathing issues, with the shape of a bulky bully breed. Dogs don't deserve to be bred just to be a "cute" size & suffer their whole life.
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    • We also pet the nope snake and nope spiders
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    • We also pet tigers and cheetahs too
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    • I mean, we did kinda turn one of the deadliest pack hunters into a fat chubby little potato with a squished face
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    • We punched their noses in and made pugs that’s how
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    • pretty obvious that evolution is atleast partially true when wolves can be bred into dogs as we know today. why is it so far fetched that humans bred from monkeys or some shit
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    • Man:"Then we went with cats second" God:"Wait, who put those there?...Satan! What the hell?!"
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    • Actually we started with cats
      Limes 6 aug
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    • Man: Oh. We tamed them? Why? God: Nonono I meant that! *see’s the Chinese torture dogs by hanging them upside down to drain the blood*
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    • Woof woof
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    • Pretty sure my dog is happier sleeping in my lap then hunting for food and sleeping in a bush
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    • “What is my purpose?”......... “Pass the butter”.
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    • Yeah we kinda made poor abominations that shouldn't be alive. I feel so bad for these breeds. The pug, the bulldog, the english bull terrier, and the weenie dog
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    • Shows how bad they are even more compared to other dogs/ wolves
      Alythium 5 aug
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    • Not cats, all you had to do was let it knaw on rats in your and only pet it when it jumps on you
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    • We cut off their balls
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    • Then god realized what horrors awakened on earth once furries came into the limelight
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    • Man: *holds up corgi* his name is Cheddar
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    • Actually our purpose hasn't even really begun yet(pardon my grammar), there was a minor setback and right now we're basically just catching up to get back to our original state
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    • Man: inbreeding
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    • We fucked them up pretty bad chief
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    • Newer generations of pugs are starting to have their eyes pop our of their skull.
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    • Pugs are the worst dogs ever
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    • We bred them into THE HIS ADORABLE LITTLE FUCKER
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    • Actually god wants you to use animals as tools and procreate all the while praising and worshipping him passing his teachings down to all his children
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    • Wait until you see what happened with tigers
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    • They wore them
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    • Then cats liked the deal that dogs were getting and joined them.
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    • “Snip snap snip snap snip snap” -Michael Scott
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