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    • I used to work at a grocery store and was bagging this dudes candy and he put out his hand and i gave him a high 5. Then it hit me.
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    • Mayf 24d
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    • I once tried to get this super awkward kid to dance with me at a school dance and I was planning to embarrass him but he ended up rejecting me
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    • One time we went to Dairy Queen and I didn’t know they flipped the cups to make sure the ice cream was right or whatever and she was about to hand it over to me and she then flipped it and I fucking lunged to put my hands under it so it wouldn’t fall and my whole family was laughing their asses off
      M1g016 23d
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    • Tried to embarrass some autist by asking him to dance with me but he rejected me
      PanSpaz 23d
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    • I hate it when people you kinda know try to pull some weird handshake shit on you. Like they'll put their hand out and be like "what the fuck you doing" when you shake their hand like I was supposed to know his unique goddamn 30 step choreography.
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    • These are the things that happen in life that literally mean nothing and don’t matter yet they haunt me
      waylonm 23d
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    • One time I tried to stealthily fart in class........and it was the loudest motherfucker I’ve heard
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    • Attention females: whenever you are embarrassed about doing something embarrassing or dorky in front of a guy you like, know that guys think it’s cute when girls do stuff like this
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    • I shit my pants in the 3rd grade. My teacher pretended the whole class had to clean their desk and chairs so I wouldn’t be embarrassed.
      jhgdryg 23d
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    • At work and a guy comes in and hands me a business card. It says he’s a mute and I nod and we work things out by passing notes. He goes to leave and raise his hand to wave. I reach over the counter and give him a solid high five. He just stares at me for a min, then walks out
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    • I was masturbating in my dad's office and got caught by his friend who sits in an electric wheelchair he wanted to leave fast but got stuck so I had to get up and help him out and yeah, I never went there again
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    • On my first day at work, the gave me literally no training and wanted me to work with money so when I had to give change I froze and couldn't count for shit. The guy who was waiting ended up being nice and understanding about it thankfully
      JaPapi 23d
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    • Only meth heads fist bump vertically.
      okie 23d
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    • If a girl did that to me I would think it’s cute.
      Jhurtz 23d
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    • Probably when I was doing a random dance during PE and I fucking tripped and fell right on my tits in front of a bunch of cute guys. They kept smirking and waving at me after that
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    • That’s comedy fucking gold, if he didn’t laugh he wasn’t worth your time
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    • One time this guy was giving me a fist bump but I thought he had something in his hands he was giving to me so I held my open palm underneath his clenched fist
      Jpaws 23d
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    • I was asking this autistic kid to dance with me to embaress him and he rejected me.
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    • Well 3 years ago I tried to fist-bump this girl I worked with and she said hello into my hand..
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    • i would fall in love with you on the spot if you did that to me
      dav_ 23d
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    • I once road my skateboard over my foot infront of this dude and almost ate shit and he didn't even make sure I was okay he walked away with no emotion on his face
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    • I tried to embarrass this kid by asking him to dance then pretending I hadn't but then he rejected me instead
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    • i was on facetime with my girlfriend and me and my friend were talking about my ex hooking up with our friend and i went to ask my girlfriend something and called her my exes name
      Vodsn 23d
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    • I was at work and a girl I work with was flirting with me so i was laughing and she said your pretty cool and as soon as I turned around I hit a wall
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    • Why would he hold his fist adjacent to the floor instead of parallel to the floor, unless you think he’s holding an invisible mic sideways?
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    • I tried fist bumping my grandpa but he put his hand under mine because he thought I was trying to give him something
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    • When I first became a manager at my job I wore the white button up uniform, and this old couple from the front door saw my from afar and waved, me thinking it was just nice old people appreciating my promotion. It was actually just the other manager’s parents and they thought it was me....
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    • This cute cashier at chik fila asked me for my name for the order and I instinctively said chik fila sauce please
      AGomezN 22d
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    • This one guy at the drive through held out his fist to give me change but I ended up giving him a fist bump and he just stared at me for a few seconds and goes "I have some change for you .."
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    • Sounds like something that Jess from NewGirl would do
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    • I was talking to a guy that I liked at the time, while we were at a glow in the dark or black light party. We were both wearing white, and at some point I got a bloody fucking nose! That was just great....
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    • that’s cute
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    • Fellas, does your girl or gay boyfriend ever grab your dick and pretend it’s a microphone?
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    • In these situations just saying "well that was embarrassing" really helps turn it jnto a joke over an embarrassment
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    • I wanted to fist bump someone but she thought I wanted to grab her bazoombawoombas, big bahonkaroos, bahoombalagongas.
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    • In college I woke next my gf not remembering the night. Come to find out I broke up with my gf and dragged her across the quad then decided I wanted sexy time and dragged her back. She blacked out too, but there was video.
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    • I came in my pants during class in like 5th grade
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    • Tried to embarass a low life at a school dance. But he rejected me and instead i was the embarassment
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    • I can't remember anything embarrassing right now BUT tonight when I go to bed
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    • That’s a power move
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    • tbh if you did that shit to me, I'd be like "shes the one! "
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    • I once complimented my fruends step dads tattoo, turns out he was a neo nazi at 17 and I complimented a nazi symbol and brought all of this regret back to him.
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    • But thats funnier and shows that you're not afraid to be yourself
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    • I used to be able to love people. What an embarrassing time that was.
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    • And then they fucked
      JimEd 23d
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    • I’m surprised he didn’t marry you then and there.
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    • One guy tried to fist bump me at work and I grabbed his hand and moved it up and down because I was expecting a hand shake
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    • I would laugh my ass off of someone did that to me, then high five them.
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    • Was in French class and this girl gave me the marker to go up on the board for questions she wrote #17 on the left side of the board and I wrote 17 on the right I was suppose to write 18 but I didn’t see the number so everyone in class started to laugh I still feel like a fucking idiot
      Venl 23d
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    • That’s legit cute as fuck 14/10 would date a girl who does that
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    • That would likely make me laugh, make you look better tbh
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    • I was at a youth group thing. The guy held out his hand for a handshake, I gave him a high five. He then just said "We do handshakes here." With an exasperated look.
      MegaSad 23d
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    • Same type of thing happened to me. I handed a guy his change and thought he had put it away. When I turned around he had his fist out so I gave him a fist bump. Turns out he was just trying to give me the change back as a tip
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    • If his knuckles were vertical instead of horizontal, than I don't blame you.
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    • kanep0e 23d
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    • Who gives a fist bump sideways tho?
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    • The most embarrassing thing ive ever done was join the iFunny discord 🔥🔥🔥🔥
      _Jackal 24d
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    • The most embarrassing thing I did was that I rejected a girl to dance
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    • Mine was getting rejected by some autistic kid at the dance
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    • Thats kinda cute tho
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    • Omg if a girl did that to me I’d be laughing forever
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    • I would actually think that’s funny
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    • I slept over my friend’s house and dreamt about peeing only to wake up and realize I had actually peed in her bed...oh and I was 15 at the time
      iesa 23d
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    • I was the last person to show up for my graduation, we were supposed to get there an hour early but I got there 10 till. So im running across a packet stadium to get to the setup area, trying to put my cap and gown on when I drop my cap and this random guy from the stands yells "hey buddy you dropp-
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    • I thought my dad was opening his arms to give me a hug but he was just reaching for the fridge door. He laughed at me when I went in to hug him back.
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    • In middle school people held out their hands as if they where holding a microphone and asked me to speak. They were pretending to hold out their cocks. I fell for it almost every time. Fucking middle school man.
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    • Who the fuck fist bumps like they're holding a microphone
      DjOgOj 23d
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    • This chick is Michael from the office
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    • If he didn't marry you after that, then he just wasn't worth it
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    • *sees fist* "hello there"
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    • I mean, id take that as cute
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    • My most embarrassing moment in life was when I was born. Why was I born?
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    • That’s not even embarrassing.
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    • *puts fist in front of dick*
      jhgdryg 23d
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    • That's pretty cute tho
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    • Why would that be the first thing ur mind goes to
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    • Who the fuck initiates a fist bump with horizontal fingers?
      7125 23d
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    • Who the fuck fist bumps vertically?
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    • If it isn't the traditional bro-fist style then it's basically their fault for doing it wrong.
      ionick2 23d
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    • Again, who the hell fist bumps vertically and up by your face?
      RedDirt 23d
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    • Awww that’s adorable *boops*
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    • I was signing the receipt for my pizza with the pen the pizza guy gave me and when I gave him the receipt back he just held out his fist and I thought he wanted a fist bump so I gave him one and he just laughed and said “No the pen” who asks for a pen back with a closed fist?!
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    • I shit my pants yesterday at work
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    • I ran my weekly two mile runs barefoot in a USA highschool cause it was comfortable. I come from the Philippines and walking barefoot was sorta common in the mountains.
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    • When I was with one of my exes, he held out his hand for me to hold so my dumbass brain said "open hand? High-five it"
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    • You my friend are a special kind of stupid.
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    • Well I was just walking through the engineering building and said "howlo" instead of how are you or hey
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    • If a chick did that I would just find it adorable, I honestly feel like most guys would.
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    • I tried to kill a daddy long legs (with a glove on might I add) and it moved a fucking inch with face really close to it so I scream like a bitch while my sister dies laughing. That incident is now referred to as the mr.spider mishap
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    • That sounds cute af tbh
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    • It was at that exact moment I knew she was the girl for me...js
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    • That's when you know she's the one
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    • What kind of Sociopath Initiate a fist bump vertically
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    • That's not embarrassing, that's a power move
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    • ash54 24d
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    • cornbog 24d
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