3
Replying to @existentialcoms
"Capitalists deserve the excess value
from the labor of their employees,
because they took the risk of running
the business."
*Capitalists lose money because the
risk actually happened.*
"Whoa, hold on, you can't let this
happen, rescue us, we didn't prepare
for risks!"
6:17 PM
3/24/20
3 Replying to @existentialcoms "Capitalists deserve the excess value from the labor of their employees, because they took the risk of running the business." *Capitalists lose money because the risk actually happened.* "Whoa, hold on, you can't let this happen, rescue us, we didn't prepare for risks!" 6:17 PM 3/24/20
Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she was caught moaning in lunch room while
Chimpanzee sucked on her toe
BIG BELLY
@daaaaaaamnD
I knew it was gone be crazy when I read
Florida
getmesome getmesome
2 nov 2020
Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she was caught moaning in lunch room while Chimpanzee sucked on her toe BIG BELLY @daaaaaaamnD I knew it was gone be crazy when I read Florida
On November 1957, a stray dog from Moscow named Laika became the first dog to ever be sent to space. She was sent on a one-way trip. She died from overheating after a few short hours. A monument now stands near the military research facility that prepared her flight.
RE
mA
iScare iScare
23 sep 2020
On November 1957, a stray dog from Moscow named Laika became the first dog to ever be sent to space. She was sent on a one-way trip. She died from overheating after a few short hours. A monument now stands near the military research facility that prepared her flight. RE mA
When you're at party and no one wants to talk about dogs
@thingsdoghandlerssay
NahBruh11 NahBruh11
23 sep 2020
When you're at party and no one wants to talk about dogs @thingsdoghandlerssay
Googled cool gaming mouse and I found this
Death2AllFurries Death2AllFurries
8 aug 2020
Googled cool gaming mouse and I found this
*Training the new employee at work*
"So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do"
@Gavinandstaceyreactions
*Training the new employee at work* "So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do" @Gavinandstaceyreactions
When you run out of masks but need to wear something to buy more
HighBalls HighBalls
11 dec 2020
When you run out of masks but need to wear something to buy more
GorillaGrodd GorillaGrodd
27 sep 2020
TikTok me at 18 imagining my life when I'm 30 with 3 kids & 2 dogs
"Lincoln" grossed over $275,000,000 in movie theaters, which is ironic since historically Lincoln doesn't do too well in
theaters.
Turd
Share
Aesthetic_Pico Aesthetic_Pico
19 mar
"Lincoln" grossed over $275,000,000 in movie theaters, which is ironic since historically Lincoln doesn't do too well in theaters. Turd Share
My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I've cried too much for her dying in my arms. - My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I’ve cried too much for her dying in my arms.
Niceme Niceme
24 sep 2020
My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I've cried too much for her dying in my arms. - My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I’ve cried too much for her dying in my arms.
18-year-old boy: *Doesn't get into college*
Recruiter at the mall:
You'll be a soldier.
Midnight_the_Dragon Midnight_the_Dragon
23 dec 2020
18-year-old boy: *Doesn't get into college* Recruiter at the mall: You'll be a soldier.
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing
Me: *pissing at a dark grassy area*
A random frog:
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
1 dec 2020
Me: *pissing at a dark grassy area* A random frog:
Never stick your head in hole to see what's in
there...
Never stick your head in hole to see what's in there...
John Wick after killing an entire mafia gang:
Almost lost my cool there.
John Wick after killing an entire mafia gang: Almost lost my cool there.
and I thought I was having a bad
day...
and I thought I was having a bad day...
Guys I just got in this Uber and
@SavageHumor
carlos
2 rides, 1 car
YungHungMemeGod YungHungMemeGod
8 mar
Guys I just got in this Uber and @SavageHumor carlos 2 rides, 1 car
I could be happy AF and my face will
Still look like this
satansmuze satansmuze
30 sep 2020
I could be happy AF and my face will Still look like this
When you need your arm twisted to play a board game instead of a videogame.
dp
DarthBoner DarthBoner
16 sep 2020
When you need your arm twisted to play a board game instead of a videogame. dp