• Them "If you think you should be able to
defend your property with guns then you
care more about property than life"
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    • I know I’m not the first to say this but, if you’re willing to break into my house and risk your life to steal my possessions then it is you who values your life as less than my possessions
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    • What the fuck you want me to do? Have a fucking tea party with them?
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    • That's a dumb ass philosophy, what am I supposed to do? Let them take my shit? Any other form of defense has the same fucking problem.
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    • And if you are willing to break into another person's house just to take their belongings, you obviously care about their property more than your own life
      Phren_Z 1 aug
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    • Honestly; obviously they care about MY stuff more than they do their OWN life.
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    • The second he decided to break into my house, he decided my property was worth more than his life... so click clack pow mother fucker.
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    • Well clearly they value my property more than their life
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    • Yeah I care about my stuff more than the persons life. The moment you break into my house or try to steal my stuff, you forfeit your right to live
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    • Absolutely. More than some petty thief's life
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    • My property is my life, what you think, i just get all my shit from the Goodwill donation bin?
      Dachi 1 aug
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    • The guy who broke in decided my stuff was worth his life. He made a calculated decision, but damn he must have suck at math.
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    • Remember legally it makes more sense for them to be dead at the end of that encounter than alive.
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    • Yup take all of my shit while I stand there and do nothing. What a bunch of brainlets
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    • I do value objects over human life, cause why? Fuck'em that's why
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    • No you don’t understand, I NEED y’all to get rid of guns so I can have a better chance of robbing you, PLEASE I need this.
      DarthOwO 2 aug
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    • So do the people robbing my house
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    • Ofc I care about my shit more than some dumbass who thinks he can just rob me
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    • Ah yes, I'll use this logic to allow lowly thieves to take the shit I worked and paid for just because their life is worth more? Tough chance.
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    • Yeah, but you could make the argument that the robbers care about your stuff more than you or themselves. So what’s the issue?
      Darther 1 aug
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    • Comically large ammunition capacity.
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    • What about my kids and my wife? Putting my family in danger is a valid reason to end yours but Idk
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    • Nah im not even gonna provide a rebuttal, i consider my property more important than his/her life.
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    • My favorite part about the gun control argument is that it only took 2 months of application to completely obliterate any argument an entire political party had been trying to sell for the last 2 decades
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    • 1/2 As someone who has had their house broken into I can say the most terrifying part is not knowing who, how many, do they have weapons, and why they are here. Grab your 12 gauge, roll off the bed, get low behind the mattress, point the gun at the door.
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    • No I care more about property than letting a criminal go
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    • By breaking into my domain you have forfeited your right to life. So yes.
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    • iSmitty 1 aug
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    • No that person cares more about my stuff than their life & im doing the world a favor
      _AD_ 3 aug
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    • Of course I care more about my shit than the life of someone trying to steal it. Life is abundant and cheap. If a person spends their life trying to fuck up mine and others, then their life isn’t worth much. I’d do the world a favor. One step closer to getting rid of thievery and overpopulation.
      _Godless 3 aug
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    • No, the burglar values my belongings over their own life and they’re about to get a reality check.
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    • The left doesn’t want you to defend yourself, they want you to be completely reliant on them so they can have complete power
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    • If someone tries to steal my property, then they value my property over their life too cause they’re gonna end up looking like Swiss cheese
      Avalre 2 aug
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    • "Life, Liberty, and Property." It's a package deal.
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    • garycox 2 aug
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    • But they obviously value my stuff over their life..
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    • #1 its my stuff, they are criminals anyway, #2 they could want to harm me or my family, a motherfucker breaks into my house, a motherfucker going to the coroner with a stomach full of buckshot
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    • As soon as they step onto my property, the valued my stuff over their own life.
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    • I care about human life, but if you break into my house with my family in it, I’m protecting them at all costs, even if it means your kneecaps are getting blasted off
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    • FIick 1 aug
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    • Alaskabama
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    • Obviously the person breaking into my house also cares more about my stuff than his life... the risk you take in that line of work.
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    • They care more about my property than their life
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    • People have made it pretty clear that their lives have little value with the way they'll treat others. We need vigilantes to correct society. Beat someone caus eof the color of their skin? There goes your legs, bitch. Beat an old lady cause she's weak? I'll put your fingers in a vice and let a leech
      _MAST3R_ 2 aug
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    • Im all pro life and about talking my way out of issues with anyone but if you go and break into my house to steal my hard earned stuff youll have your fingers chopped off and force fed to you
      Minun 1 aug
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    • Does anyone actually think this way? I know theres people who wanna limit/ban guns and i dont agree with that either but do you really have this philosophy? Should i just let the robbers in and take my shit? Let someone break in and kiIl my family? Help him with the tv if he needs it? Wtf is the
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    • I know somebody else has to have said it, but if someone tries to steal from someone with a gun, they value property more than their own life.
      Sinpai 2 aug
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    • Bruh why the fuck should I care about some random trying to take my shit I'd end you for trying to take the last cornchip
      donc12 1 aug
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    • Hey don’t come trying to take the stuff I’ve worked for and you won’t get double aught or what where handy up your ass
      2rawwww 3 aug
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    • But here’s the catch: even if you value their life over your property, you don’t know if they’d be willing to murder you for it. So while you take the chance, I’m taking the shot.
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    • Well if I pay for said object with the money I earned then you’re damn right if I’m gonna unalive someone for trying to take it or being on said property without permission.
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    • It’s more of the fact the fact that I value my life more than I value theirs. A lot of times if someone is willing to break into your house they are willing to harm you as well.
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    • Shit, u right, these people that didn't work for my shit have every right to dig in. Fancy a go to r*pe and murder my family as well? Aw yiss, I'm honored
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    • In America what is life without property?
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    • So does the guy trying to rob you! Or girl, you know... I ain't sexist! Women can be criminals too! Equality = 100
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    • No, the disregard comes from whoever is breaking and entering, if you are willing to steal, you do not value your own life, god forbid you are talking about armed robbery, you OBVIOUSLY do not care about your life or your victims, you get what you get, it’s not about valuing property over life
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    • Yes.
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    • Forget yo excuses Like fool come thru and learn some more anatomy with this 45. if ur that low lmao
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    • yes i do care more about my stuff than their life! they say that as if i give a fuck.
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    • If you think you shouldn't be able to defend yourself and your property if your house is being broken into you're a little bitchass pushover
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    • “I still have 57 shells left in my 4 round magazine”
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    • My level 5 mage
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    • no, the guy robbing me cares more about my property than his own life
      setoman5 2 aug
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    • Do i care more about my property than i do for a worthless thief's life? Yes.
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    • If someone breaks into your home, you call the cops wait there and take the bullet like the good boy/girl you are. Nah fuck that
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    • If you enter my house with intent to rob or murder, you forfeit your life
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    • Actually you don’t know if the intruder has a weapon or not so in reality you care more about life
      vapodz 3 aug
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    • If someone breaks into my house to steal my possessions or hurt my loved ones then they themselves care more about my possessions than their life
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    • Alakablama*
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    • That is the entire fucking point of protecting your property
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    • If they broke into my house then it seems like they care about my property more than they do their life so yeah
      Minimix 2 aug
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    • I got 54 more god damn rounds in this 4 round magazine
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    • It’s my stuff nigga, if someone breaks into my house and tries to take it I’ll blast a hole through em
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    • Trapfact! My right to own a gun is non negotiable
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    • School sh00ters at Hogwarts be like...
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    • The problem with that is. They aren’t worried about hurting you when they steal your property. So it is as much self defense as it is not letting them take your stuff
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    • Yuh
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    • Because criminals can’t be held accountable for their own actions right? Lol
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    • The poor logic to this argument is that they never take into account the criminal. The criminal obviously cares more about my "stuff" than they care about their life. So, why should I not defend my "stuff" and my privacy, and my family? I'm not going to end them I can help it.
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    • But your life is in danger at that point so this argument doesn’t even make any damn sense
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    • I wouldn’t hesitate to drop someone and empty the mag over so much as a pen missing.
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    • No one actually says this
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    • bill1212 2 aug
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    • Sause is: Gus Johnson- How they use shotguns in movies. This is some of the funniest shit I've seen
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    • Yes
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    • If you’re breaking into my house you don’t respect my fundamental human rights. How do I know you respect the sanctity of life and are not inebriated to the point where you can? Nobody should have to be a victim.
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    • If they are willing to take my stuff they are most likely willing to take my life, even if they dont having that mentality is retarded and will cut your life short. I value my life, I love being alive, I'm happy to be given it and I will not let it go to waste and therefore I value it higher than so
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    • Hell yeah I care more about my property than that person's life I had to earn my property not their life
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    • It’s not that a you value a your belongings over a person’s life, it’s that the person valued your property over their own life. Infringe on another’s Life, Liberty, or Property; you give up your rights to Life, Liberty, and property.
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    • If they break into your house knowing you could potentially be in possession of a gun, they care more about property than their own life. Alakablam that homie
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    • I do care more about property than life. Especially since those trespassing on my property have Forsaken their right to live
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    • If the thief cares more about property than life - so do I....
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    • “You gonna wanna git”
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    • Trust me, robbers don’t break in and say “hey I’m just here for your stuff. I’m not gonna hurt you.” They just do it. They could be there to hurt me for all I know.
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    • Why is it rejecting my comments as spam?
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    • I could blow a hole through there leg and leave them to lay in agony but no I put them out of their misery.
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