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    • So I just pissed out a kidney stone in the school bathroom. My dick is dead.
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    • You spent 19 minutes out of your day to be washing your hands
      oHnoon 3 aug
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    • Health Department insists on this shit but washing your hands in hot water and soap and then wearing gloves until you take them off just to wash your hands in hot water and soap AGAIN, ad continuum will dehydrate the FUCK out of your hands
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    • Is no one gonna talk about how the entire west coast is on fire?
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    • When you jack off at the speed of light raw.
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    • Wow, another feature set with only 1 post. Daring today.
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    • Fuck it!!! I don't even wash them anymore. I've washed enough this past 6 months to last a lifetime
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    • You're supposed to wash it for 30 seconds
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    • My hand after I jerk it for the 100th time
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    • Same except i wash it in semen
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    • Still not clean enough!
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    • Moisturize your hands. I use Nivea, cheap and does its job.
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    • welcome to the club, fucking sucks
      Trauma 9 sep
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    • Use some handcream then!
      Sensino 9 sep
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    • Aye more than one feature in a set
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    • You suppose to use healing lotions for your hands
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    • God damn do you fucking live in your restroom?
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    • That's only like 3 minutes do the math
      UrAnDumb 9 sep
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    • Any femboys that play ps4 here?
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    • I have OCD, I wash my hands way too much anyway. Yall can survive
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    • My hands turned white after washing them with bleach
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    • I have a condition called exima so if I don't dry my hands or hair really well I get scabs and bubbles on my head and hands.
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    • I put hand cream on after washing my hands
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    • Finally a regular feature set
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    • Imagine working in a kitchen, and having to do that for less than $20 a day at a Chinese restaurant as a native American citizen during this pandemic. Looking for a new job. Fuck this.
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    • Pretty much
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    • You're weak, 12 seconds and 80 times a day is better. Although, my usual is 23 seconds and 82 times in one day.
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    • Food service gang
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    • Pov the boys see a girl and there hot then they start jerkin and you know what happens next lol
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    • Why
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    • Yep. I know nurses that bring lotion with them. Kz they wash alot at work. I mean they have to.
      flipster 9 sep
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    • Listen to me very carefully
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    • This was featured when quarantine first started
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    • wolfe's not ok :(
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    • I dont wash my hands 57 times in a year
      JoMan 9 sep
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    • Or you can build some antibodies?
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    • Oooooofff
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    • That just sounds like you took a shower
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    • Haha yea. Nurse life. Gotta bring lotion
      Leppard 9 sep
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    • Those are rookie numbers
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    • Welcome to the life of a server
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    • First time
      Tim251 9 sep
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