• A Coast Guard when it's
day 2,563 and the
coast hasn't even
tried
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    • No_Effort 17 jun
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    • WOAH, GIF CAPTION WITH NO GIF
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    • ME1K 17 jun
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    • What's that weirdly specific meme with this gif where it's like "me waiting for that one GameStop employee who kinda looks like my dead brother clock off at 4pm"
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    • Coast Guard when he hears the 2,563rd joke that Coast Guards not real military.
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    • An army reserve waiting for somebody to finally make a reservation
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    • Coast guard is just police with bigger guns
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    • What happened 2653 days ago
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    • Woah dick with no balls
      jexxie 17 jun
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    • So ifunny will feature screenshots of gifcaptions but they won't actually feature gifcaptions?
      Ogruf 17 jun
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    • The Coast Guard's primary duties are not to guard the coast as this meme ignorantly suggests. It is an armed service branch. Their jobs are to prevent the theft of the coast by African warlords attempting to run a monopoly on coast.
      noondeer 17 jun
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    • The gif caption...
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    • When the space force applicants find out they can’t choke things from a distance
      cooming 17 jun
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    • Accurate. I’m a coast guard, and the coast still hasn’t moved a millimeter after two years of being in. At least the pay and benefits is good.
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    • content not available more
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    • PorkSword 17 jun
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    • My dad served in the Coast Guard
      L0n3w01f 17 jun
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    • An actually funny feature
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    • THAT SON OF A BEACH
      YaBoiReXy 17 jun
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    • Vincent D'Onofrio is so underrated!!!!!!!
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    • Yeah I'll take a gif caption, hold the gif
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    • About 7 years for anyone not wanting to do math
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    • YO CORB YOU GOT FEATURED BRO
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    • Nice “gif”
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    • But that’s a marine... or well he was actually a boot cause he didn’t make it all the way through bootcamp without losing his head quite literally
      tyler2 19 jun
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    • SCHNEES 17 jun
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    • Someone’s never heard of erosion
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    • Coast Guard entertainment
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    • full metal jacket is so good
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    • Whoa whoa whoa back in the cell YOU GODDAMN ANOMALY.
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    • MOVE MOTHERFUCKER I DARE YOU
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    • Stolen from original: https://ifunny.co/fun/1qRQGl9i7
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    • Tyranid 17 jun
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    • I’m actually gonna join the Coast Guard
      Star_fry 17 jun
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    • Well I thought it was funny
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    • Haha. You're not even DoD. Losers
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    • Him remember the last time the coast tried:
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    • That’s about 7 years
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    • All it takes is one day
      sirja 17 jun
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    • You mean a coast guardsman right? You fucking toaster strudel
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    • those waves are up to something
      GanSolo 17 jun
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    • WOAHHH GIF and caption with no GIF!!
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    • Private Pyle
      Foxboxxer 17 jun
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    • Fix
      RedSphere 17 jun
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    • That would be Thursday June 13th 2013
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    • If only those idiots guarded the wetlands too. That shit has been escaping for decades now.
      TheGrump 17 jun
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    • I’m in coast guard city USA baby and we make fun of the coast guard the most
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    • 'uncle Sam's canoe club'
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    • Coast guard should not be considered a military branch. They are green water border patrol and spec ops lifeguards who, like police, have a noble job but not a military profession.
      MDCX 17 jun
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    • Thats good, the moment you look away or let your gaurd down it will escape and if that happens, God help us all.
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    • AND SO THE AGE OLD QUESTION WILL BE ASKED ONCE MORE: is it pronounced .gif or .jif
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    • "not an actual branch"
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    • Coast guard isn’t real military. They are just wanna be Navy
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    • Lol That's Not What It Means But ok Lol
      4Pep 17 jun
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    • Lol if the coast leaves, you better run
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    • Ooga booga nigga nigga
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    • You wtf XD?
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    • I know people talk a lot of shit about the coast guard but you gotta admit, those dudes who fly out to the ocean and jump 50ft out of a helicopter to help people have some balls
      The_Sword 20 jun
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    • It didn’t try to escape thanks to you, of course!
      Kewlosh 20 jun
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    • Why do all the branches hate each other? They're all on the same side
      dandjman 20 jun
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    • No no no. He’s PROTECTING the coast, that’s why nothings happened yet
      chopstew 20 jun
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    • The Coast Guard should be part of the department of defense or homeland security
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    • Its planning something, something big.
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    • A coast guard
      skiddylo 20 jun
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    • Pvt. Pile
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      adman1 19 jun
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    • Any good war movies to watch?
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    • Woah stolen gif
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    • Funnily enough coast erosion prevention is actually part of their responsibilities
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    • That’s more than 7 years
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    • Its waiting til you let your guard down
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    • Cumreo 19 jun
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    • Xanaia 19 jun
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    • No gif because it's SCREENSHOTTED LOOK AT THE BOTTEM THE FORBIDDEN MARK
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    • What the hell happened 2564 days ago
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    • Isn't that the guy who blew his fucking brains out?
      __Repub__ 19 jun
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    • Private pile
      AIGNER 19 jun
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    • This sounds like it should be a marine joke
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    • Hey that's a marine not a coast gaurd-
      Rezup 19 jun
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    • When you wait 7 years for the coast to escape
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    • The National Guard when the Nation still hasn't tried to run away
      Toast_E 18 jun
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    • Jelly donut
      Schwedy 18 jun
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    • Like Tom Hanks in cast away "just do something Wilson!"
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    • Yoo! Gifcaption wit no gif!
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    • Did you forget your fucking name!?
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    • *coastguardsman. I don’t make the rules
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    • Seven whole years
      feeds98 18 jun
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