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I scalded my hand at work
when boiling water sloshed over the side
of a mug. I made some joke about being
clumsy to the kind scientist who was
offering me first aid. Then he looked me
in the eye and said in the most serious
tone:
"We are all victims of physics."
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    • There now its 3 screenshots
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    • Is this a screenshot of a twitter screenshot? Really!
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    • 'Whitepeopletwitter' fucking cringe 😬
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    • Can someone explain to me why there are things like "white people Twitter" and "black people twitter" its like if you find a funny post you have to figure out what their race is to know what I post it, it doesn't make any sense
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    • Guess you had to be there.
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    • I cut my thumb open with a diamond tipped concrete cutting disc today. Got to go home early tho
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    • Four
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    • Screenshot of tumblr screenshot of twitter
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    • F*ck fluid mechanics. All my homies hate fluid mechanics
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    • Then they fucked
      Plado 1 jul
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    • It's true i was the mug
      SCP2244 1 jul
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    • I heard it in a Sigmund Freud heavily accented voice.
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    • Physics hates some of us more than others
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    • "Looked me in the eye" i immediately stop reading
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    • Phexal 1 jul
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    • Here is a cool physics trick
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    • Fuck physics i tried asking my teacher questions just to find out that physicists don't understand shit either
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    • Dude sounds pretty awkward
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    • Man just wants to fly
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    • I got burnt because i was mixing my soup and now i have 2 lil burnmark dots on my wrist and above it. Smh
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    • Doubled the screenshot like I doubled my murders
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    • I worked at Taco Bell and just before I left I burnt the shit out of my hand because someone left the water thing on and it over flowed and there was nothing more I could do but try to move it to the drain, it ended poorly
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    • White ppl get more triggered than black ppl when they see a race being mentioned anywhere
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    • by that logic, we are all victims of math
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    • My hands are resistant to high temperatures. The reason: I wash dishes for some very precautious restaurant owners during an epidemic.
      MyBad 3 jul
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    • I need to hear it in a deep British voice
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    • Legit thought it said "scolded" at first
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    • Yeah, gravity is more suppressive than the government, always pulling me down. JUST LET ME FLY!!!!
      spudzz 3 jul
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    • I didn’t know white people Twitter was thing. I thought that was a joke.
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    • Saying this next time a friend falls ove
      TRAvus 2 jul
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    • I thought she said she scolded her hand like gave it a mean stare at first
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    • Nerd
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    • I read that as scolded at first..
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    • When I read scalded I just assumed they verbally berated their hand
      Kamben 2 jul
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    • I absolutely hate black and gay twitter, they’re the most cancerous people on the planet
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    • When I was two my hand sloshed into some boiling water and all my skin fell off. Poggers
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    • Oh haha quirky. Then he said he was a Leo so obviously I HAD to give him the shlop glop 4K wrist twisty
      Milkmor 2 jul
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    • Me trying to satisfy the energy requirements for my iron man armor design
      Kewlosh 2 jul
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    • Physics is a cruel and unjust mistress
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    • Crackertwitrer
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    • Damn burning yourself at work can be slight internet fame? I've got like 15 burns then to make me famous.
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    • feels like something that would happen in Black Mesa
      AFATGUY 2 jul
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    • He's number 1 on those lists you see of "10 heroes who could defeat Thanos"
      afro 2 jul
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    • Whitepeopletwitter?
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    • You could've fucking cropped it dude
      HIMalick 2 jul
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    • Hey i just got a used ps vr and the processor unit wont activate ive tried switching outlets q-tipping the cord slots for dust but it won't work do y'all got any tips
      kolil235 1 jul
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    • Thermodynamics*
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    • You met Spengler.
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    • Cringe
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    • Sloshed and scolded both simple words but both words that aren’t used but normal people and usually used by socially inept
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    • This is a man that has experienced falling damage IRL
      Vaati006 1 jul
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    • This reminds me of half life and I read this in kleins voice
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    • Physics is all about measuring the forces of the world trying to kiII us at any given time
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    • Where the fuck she work where they got scientists on hand
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    • Reading this in a German accent
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    • Truest statement ive ever heard
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    • That man knows nightmares we can’t comprehend
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    • One of my coworkers decided he wanted to try and get a new job. He asked me if I would miss him and I said “we’re all just temporary.” He got weirded out because I was super not joking.
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    • First aid for that?
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    • Why kind of commie phrasing is that?
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    • DON'T FUCK WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM
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    • Whitepeopletwitter cringe
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    • skateboarding and stuff that like that is a big middle finger to physics.
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    • Pff you dont need first aid for a mild boiling water burn
      bWax967 1 jul
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    • rEpOsT iF yOuRe a ViCtIm oF pHySi- shut the fuck up cunt
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    • what
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    • See this is what I mean. Science stuff makes me feel stupid. I'm over here like what mean while I can do math all day write a perfect essay and can tell you all about ancient civilizations like what the actual fuck
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    • I burned my hand on a hot pan at work and my boss looks at me and says flatly "make sure that pan goes in the sink" like wtf?
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    • Someone had some misadventures with physics
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    • Correct
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    • Like how I'm going to physically sh0ot myself in the head becauee I can no longer suffer my own existance
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    • Why was a scientist walking around doing first aid
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    • Physics at work doesn't make sense, something that shouldn't be bouncy will bounce in weird ways and sometimes you can see things change directions in midair. None of it makes sense.
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    • Who hurt him?
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    • And then they fucked
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    • He was hitting on you
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    • Reminds me of the 4 panel alien comics
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    • Im confused why she was recieving first aid
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    • Where's niggaTwitta
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    • Yanny hamers???
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    • That sounds like a Half Life NPC line
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    • I pictured the scientist having a German accent for some reason
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    • That sounds like something Caustic would say
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    • I get it. Because black people don't understand science
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    • I started working prep as my first job a few weeks ago and our line cook, big Mexican motherfucker legit spilled hot oil on his hand, didn’t even flinch, stared at it for like 15 seconds, and then this bitch worked the whole day with little more than ice every break.
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    • Physics is a bitch, thats why its my major so i can overcome it
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    • R E P O S T
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    • Science dude was making his move
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    • Ok
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    • We really do live in a society
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