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    • Ah yes I definitely participate in the sexual relations
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    • Imma need a whole bag of jelly beans
      DrMojito 11 aug
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    • Cool hwhip
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    • Not with those cheap ass cuffs dawg...she’s snapping those and “accidentally” hitting you with a right hook from satan himself.
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    • Any recommendations of how to get into food play with the gf?
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    • My ex and I stayed away from chocolate syrup but coolwip. Thats stuff is fucking amazing to mess with. Spice it up by bringing some ice cream and just eating it instead while you discuss that its time to break up as you are going in completely different directions
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    • Those were either put up by someone completely oblivious, or something who knew exactly what the fuck they were doing
      HongDong 11 aug
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    • Damn who has an ice cream bondage fetish?
      Lol_No 11 aug
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    • Fucking coolwhip?
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    • That looks like a Kroger chain
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    • Kinky
      KyKy 11 aug
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    • Feature team is having a mf stroke
      _Better 11 aug
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    • Wait I’m in featured
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    • Damn, kids gonna hand cuff their parents and eat all the cool whip
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    • nah man those are thin and will cut into your wrists. gotta get thicker, padded cuffs :)
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    • And not a condom in sight
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    • Yes siiiiirrrrr
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    • I wish I didn’t get this...
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    • Yaboy___ it’s a joke don’t take literally
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    • I don’t get it, sorry
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    • Trick is too carry a leather handcuff as a bracelet so you are always ready for a fun time
      icywing 11 aug
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    • It looks like Kroger.
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    • It’s me again Margaret
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    • Uh
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    • Where is the fucking BBQ sauce
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    • I was the 85th like wtf
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    • My girlfriend once laid in bed with whipped cream covering her genitals, but told me to not lick it cause it’s expired. Our sex life is really at that point where we were laughing for a second before doing it
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    • Which Walmart is this?
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    • It's always kroger
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    • This is what the room behind the back room of a sex shop looks like
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    • Coo whip
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    • Independent fact checkers say this is false.
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    • I am 23 years old and this post made me realize why they have toy handcuffs hanging by the ice cream...
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    • No joke, i was working at a grocery store as a register and a couple care up with these exact items. I told them to line the inside of the cuffs with something soft, and they both looked at each other, then back to me, and told me thanks, they hadn’t though of that
      leaireRP 13 aug
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    • Yeah, can’t eat your ice cream toppings without handcuffs. How is that fun?
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    • rayval12 12 aug
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    • Mmmmm... cool whip
      Min90 12 aug
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    • Oh.... No
      Abbudeck 12 aug
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    • No sub girl why even live
      Jhin 12 aug
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    • sturgesgf hol up
      sturges 12 aug
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    • I shoved a...
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    • The closest I’ve gotten to food play was my bf licking bbq sauce off my chest, now I relate to the “and there I was, bbq sauce on my tiddies” vine
      AnalPro 12 aug
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    • Fun is fun
      bethebest 12 aug
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    • Chocolate syrup is a mistake during foreplay.
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    • Product placement is very important
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    • Chocolate covered titties great and all, but have you tried habanero mango sauce from round table pizza covered titties
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    • I loved doing that. My dad would by the cool whip and chocolate and then would handcuff my mom and I and drizzle all the chocolate and cool whip all over the ice cream and we had to eat it all without our hands
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    • Lovely they put the handcuffs next to the sex condiments
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    • Ima toss your salad
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    • That's a Kroger. They ain't doing shit
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    • That's the dollar store even better 😏
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    • How many jelly beans can you stick up your butt?
      foxxyboi 11 aug
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    • Who else eats cool whip like ice cream
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    • They forgot the cherries for the nipples and belly button
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    • Ooh kinky 😏
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    • Cool whip and cuffs, hell yea that’s a good time 😉
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    • Ah yes cuffs that’s what I needed
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    • I once came across one of my friends while playing tf2
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    • lil11 11 aug
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    • If you're going to use food in bed... put a tarp down first
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    • They sure fuckin do, damn. Just get a collar and someone’s being called pet
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    • I can break these cuffs
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    • You use rediwhipp, not dollops of cool whip.
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    • Jonas savimbi fucks with the lights on
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    • Those handcuffs are pussy shit. Gotta get real Police grade cuffs.
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    • She gets the handcuffs, she cuffs you to the bed. She leaves the room and comes back with a sundae and eats it without sharing. This isn't cock and ball torture, it's mental torture.
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    • Okay so my first girlfriend and I were 13 and the first time I ever spent the night at her house we went to the store for snacks and she bought handcuffs
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    • Hell yeah!!
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    • Pff hold on honey while I spoon a tub of whipped cream on you. Damn thing always sticks.
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    • Trifecta
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    • I dont need this shit to lick, kiss, and bite gf all over. Too bad she was my gf and is now my ex 😞😭
      amuny19 11 aug
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    • Fuck yes.
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    • Some of you haven't ever licked cool whip of some titties and it shows
      WANR1 11 aug
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    • That's a Kroger Brand store, I recognize those God forsaken tags anywhere
      plazonym 11 aug
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    • The fuck am I looking at
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    • I'm gonna ask my gf if she wants to try anal, hopefully she's cool with strap-ons 😏😏😏
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    • Damn I remember seeing this post back in 2013 when I first used this app.
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    • This is a disgrace to my name
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    • Well usually I tie up that Japanese woman that I bought and make her watch me eat ice cream
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    • Honestly that makes me really uncomfortable. Adding food to sex has always seemed weird to me
      Clown99 11 aug
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    • Ight so I get it and might just not be my thing but food Sex is just like yeah it’s fun for a bit but then it’s just a sticky mess and you need to change the sheets before you can sleep and shower again and all around annoying
      jmanjo 11 aug
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    • It's all about placement motherfucker
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    • That's a Kroger, and yes we do.
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    • I too like to handcuff myself and eat cool whip... idk unless this is some horny meme idk
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    • COOL WHIPPPP
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    • Holla!!!
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    • I'm too virgin to understand this, what do you do? Cuff the partner then make a sundae with them and watch Umbrella academy?
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    • Ima need ranch dressing
      darthm4ul 11 aug
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    • Honestly it’s fun to do that at grocery stores that sell toys and Walmart. Find an otherwise harmless hanging display and move over into another section giving it a whole new dimension.
      Dantalion 11 aug
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    • Lol, I thought that said sorcery store😂
      Vertical1 11 aug
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    • I prefer to eat vagina raw.
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    • Awee I could feed my boo ice cream while hand cuffing her to the bed🥺
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    • Chocolate and whip cream are over rated. It’s just sticky and hard to clean up.
      bgbailey 11 aug
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    • I hate food and sex mixed. Ewww.
      DN13 11 aug
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    • Chool whhipuh
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