• a very intimidating middle class
family is staring me down in
panera bread because i put mac
and cheese on my baguette
update: i told them that staring is
rude and that i would eat anything
on this baguette including their
small child
you are everything i aspire to be
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    • imagine giving some fat fucking retard a look because they did something weird with their food and they tell you that they’re going to eat your child
      poopie 1 aug
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    • "Intimidating middle class family"? Wtf would that mean
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    • “I did something strange and stupid in public, but everyone else is weird and I feel threatened”
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    • Why do tumblr people exist
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    • Some people: “Why don’t people like me?” Also them: “I will eat your child.”
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    • and then the whole store clapped
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    • And then Obama told you his last name
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    • why does it matter that they’re middle class? also, everyone does that. nobody would stare you down for it
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    • fuck tumblr they all think they’re so quirky
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    • Imagine being so insecure as to make a scene in front of a family instead of ignoring them
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    • “Intimidating Middle class” they were giving you all the attention that your parents didn’t I don’t see the problem?
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    • People who hate working middle class are the absolute shit tier of society. Change my mind.
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    • Update: no one asked
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    • And also Belle Delphine showed up after
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    • Let me get this straight, you told a family you’d eat their small child... on your baguette ?
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    • If some fat bitch with blue hair dumps macaroni on her baguette and threatens to eat my child, I'd probably just fucking kiIl her.
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    • Yes this is a stable young person indeed
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    • Imagine sitting with your beautiful middle class suburban family enjoying Panera bread with your 5 year old daughter and 2 year old son. Money is good you don’t get everything you want but you always have what you need for your family. On one of your bi monthly Costco shopping trips you decide to
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    • you aspire to be a creepy loner who is eating mac and cheese on a baguette by themselves in a panera bread?
      Kasagure 1 aug
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    • First of all, this didn’t happen, second of all, this didn’t happen
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    • Lmao fake as shit
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    • No you didn't.
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    • Bull. That person probably saw them so much as glance at them and they ran to their car to tweet that they beat them up. Liberal introverts are the definition of cancer.
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    • Tumblr Moment
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    • Yeah, but lest not forget that absolutely none of this happened. Also; YOu aRe eveRytHIng i aSpirE to Be..
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    • Niggas say this while stuttering during a McDonald’s drive through. Shut ya ass up 🤡
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    • Then Obama walked in and shook his hand
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    • Bet this fat fuck did in fact get dirty looks for putting mac and cheese on a baguette (as gluttons do) but then fabricated the rest of it to make themselves feel better 😉😉😉
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    • Then Obama walking into Panera clapping like a seal and offered to take you to the white house
      TNTNuke 1 aug
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    • "Intimidating middle class family" must be socialist. K1ll the middle class I guess
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    • Yeah middle class families put fries on cheeseburgers so your little Mac and cheese on a baguette doesn’t phase them. you’re either the quirkiest little redditor on the planet who can’t be in public bc they’re self conscious or a complete brainlett liar who thinks they’re funny
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    • These comments are worse than the post
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    • Yea I’m sure you did say that you fucking pussy
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    • Don't be mad at them for staring, pity them for lacking mac and cheese baguette
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    • And then Biden busted in and started sniffing their child
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    • Imagine actually telling someone you would eat their child because they looked at you funny for a few seconds
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    • I’ll take things that didn’t happen for 500
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    • I don't aspire to be like that fuck Panera Bread
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    • Ah yes carne
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    • It’s true, I was the cheese
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    • Okay but their mac and cheese on their baguette = pure bliss. I do the same thing. It's SO good!!
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    • Why would you eat at Panera tho the food is shitty and expensive
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    • I bet they’re fat
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    • Any other guys here in a relationship with an older girl? (Legally)
      Denichae 3 aug
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    • This is retarded
      noonblm 1 aug
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    • Their Mac and cheese on the baguettes are bomb 😂😂
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    • Ah, an atheist
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    • That is just not even remotely believable. I wish they would just say “it would be funny if...” it still wouldn’t be funny but at least it would be honest
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    • And Obama was there
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    • I just love how everyone is ripping into this person. I never know which direction the ifunny hive will go in the comments. I was not disappointed.
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    • Your aspirations are absurdly low
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    • And everyone clapped
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    • I literally do this all the time wtf 😂😂 The baguette is just a flavored spoon
      Sparky77 1 aug
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    • Yeah sure you did
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    • I'll take shit that didn't happen for 200
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    • No you didn’t.
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    • Then she gets kicked out because she threatened to eat their child on cheap bread
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    • Neither of those things happened, you just have a weird resentment for the middle class
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    • Absolutely nobody cares about your made up story
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    • No they didn't, no you didn't.
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    • Wow you are so quirky. And also this didnt happen
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    • “I did something weird in public and people stared at me, now I feel threatened so I’m going to tell these people I’ll eat their small child because I’m so quirky”
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    • “I’m a weirdo making other people uncomfortable” Why are they like that
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    • Wow, Emily! That was very quirky of you! Can you tell us any other fictional stories?
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    • I have to agree w top comments that person solely was in their own head
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    • Yeah you didn’t say shit to them.
      ChamberK 1 aug
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    • Sounds like the met pukicho in real life
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    • Written by some asshat that probably records other people on a daily basis. Well spoken.
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    • I doubt someone would actually say that to a family in a restaurant.. unless they’re socially awkward
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    • I’ll bet they weren’t even staring they probably just looked over for a second and then the sped freaked out and said that it would eat their child. Autism incarnate.
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    • Tumblrina’s pretending to be intimidating like the father wouldn’t absolutely body them all day until they play victim
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    • Y'all acting like you're on the side of the middle class family like staring isn't rude as fuck in any situation. Just admit you're a weird, staring little shit and go home while the rest of us have some manners
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    • In high school, this dude grabbed my boob, like straight up large grab and a squeeze, and I got tunnel vision. I've always been happy go luck nice girl in school. He grabbed me to get my attention while I was trying to work on a class project. I walked around and punched him. Everyone was 1/2
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    • What is wrong with reddit and tumbltards
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    • Sure and everyone clapped
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    • Imaging having a pink Mohawk and thinking somebody is staring because of your food
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    • How do you get to a level of pathetic to where the words "intimidating middle class family" escape your mouth?
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    • ThiS GUy iS mY SpIRIt ANimaL
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    • Nope
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    • Thats cringe.
      Lewdles 4 aug
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    • ... I want a mac and cheese baguette now
      Shelkrem 4 aug
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    • Posts like this just..
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    • What? You said you would eat their child?
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    • Mac and cheese baguette actually sounds delicious. Like a mac and cheese sandwich
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    • People that really do things like this, don’t make memes about it.
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    • and then everyone clapped and then obama showed up and gave him a medal
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    • Hell ya! I put lasagna on my garlic bread and eat it like a sandwich. Its messy, but doable
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    • No you didnt
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    • "very intimidating middle class family" I swear people just keep getting to be bigger and bigger retarded pussies by the day.
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    • Dude I saw that Karen’s post it went something like “See kids this is how you eat food” as I saw a nice young girl sitting properly and she blew up blah blah blah like damn
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    • Congratulations, now everyone hates you
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    • Evil middle class
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    • I threatened a small child in public because their family looked at me
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    • No you didn't
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    • on today’s episode of shit that didn’t happen
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