• jayayayayay:
just-shower-thoughts:
Pizza should have poison in the
sauce and the antidote in the crust
to kill off those weird people that
don't eat the crust.
what the fuck are you thinking about in
that shower
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    • Then I can avoid the crust AND kill myself
      CyberRae1 24 may
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    • There was this boy in my class in 8th grade and at lunch sometimes we would have pizza and no one like the crust so we would eat the rest of the pizza and give the crust to him. On his birthday we had a pizza party and everyone gave their crust to him and he started crying
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    • Now I’m gonna be 100% honest it depends on the pizza like some places the crust tough as woods and tastes like cardboard and then there’s those places where the whole goddamn pizza is like liquid gold to your tastebuds
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    • Eats crust first then pizza
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    • Alright I need to get this out there. How TF is the crust the best part of the pizza?? It’s just bread. If you like crust so much just go buy some French bread or something. Next time I get pizza with friends I’m just going to cut all the crust off and only give that to them since it’s the best part
      thatsmeo 24 may
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    • Why fill up eating crust when you can save room for more pizza?
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    • i just dont like some crust because its dry and stale
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    • Personal preference I guess. I was raised to never waste food. Not eating crust is wasting food. Eat your crust, or don’t. This is America nigga not Russia. So what tf you want lol
      DeRfF 24 may
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    • I'm sorry but if you order pizza from a place that burns the shit out a the crust till it's rock hard I ain't fuckin eating it
      Klyps 24 may
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    • The crust sucks. It just takes up room in your tummy and you can’t have as much actual pizza
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    • Crust is normally too thick and bland, really depends on what pizza you're eating
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    • Same for the people that just eat the toppings and leave the rest
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    • "Fake it until you make it" is another way of saying "Practice makes perfect"
      _Cyber 25 may
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    • If you think crust is the "best part of the pizza" go eat bread you dumb piece of shit. Save actual pizza for the rest of us.
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    • The only time I don’t eat the crust is when it’s one of those thin cut pieces and the crust is basically a giant brick.
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    • I eat the crust if it's not bland as fuck
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    • It really depends on the crust, some crust is better than the pizza itself, and sometimes it’s this charred piece of shit
      LoliMolly 24 may
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    • Depends on hunger levels and crust quality. If I wanted to eat a bunch of fancy bread I’d just buy that. I’d rather use that tummy real estate on more pizza. Don’t mind pregnant crust.
      brOblio 24 may
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    • Ppl that don’t eat the crust take a shower first then shit.
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    • People that dont eat the crust wear socks at the beach
      user1tom 24 may
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    • But what about my dog who loves the crsut
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    • I eat some crusts. I don’t like that crunchy ass brown crust that breaks your teeth.
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    • Only reason my (5 y/o) son wont eat the crust is Bcs he once ate it and there was a dead roach in it and now he’s terrified of the crust
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    • Ah yes because we're weird for not eating dry ass bread that only occasionally has garlic and parmesan. Maybe if pizza came with a side marinara sauce we'd be eating it more
      HypixL 24 may
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    • Wouldn’t the antidote still be accessible since the crust is still under the sauce too
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    • I always give the crust to my dog, he gets sad if I dont.
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    • People that don't eat the crust are the weakest people. Except thin n crispy... That shit can go die
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    • Got sensitive teeth the crust too cRoNcHy
      4thwave 24 may
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    • Fuck those weirdos that be wastin the crust
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    • I eat stuffed crust anyways
      Mqndrew45 28 may
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    • Kill me if you must, but I’m not gonna betray my dog by eating HER part of the pizza. Man’s best creation must be shared with man’s best friend.
      NotANinja 28 may
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    • Crust is only good if is cheese crust or garlic
      Trumptato 28 may
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    • The crust is literally just bread, what is so appealing about a piece of bread as opposed to the actual pizza part??
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    • Pineapple is the antidote
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    • It would also kill the evil motherfuckers who eat the crust first
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    • Some crusts are terrible
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    • I give the crust to my dog ☹
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    • Excuse me but the crust is for the dog you asshole
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    • But what about when all that's left is middle pieces!?
      Sullyice 25 may
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    • Fuck the crust
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    • Apparently, he's another asshole who thinks anyone who is different from him is wrong and deserves to die. We're getting more and more of those these days. I'm sure it will work out fine.
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    • I don’t eat the crust so I can eat more actual pizza
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    • It really depends on the crust. I don't wanna eat the crust if I can barely even bite into it.
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    • Who else eats the crust here? Besides the stuffed crusts
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    • Imagine a movie scene based on that. A character comes home to uneaten crust on a plate and just starts panicking.
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    • If the crust is bad, I wont eat it, usually its just dry cardboard anyway
      mywifisux 24 may
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    • If the crust is low quality I'm not eating it
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    • I know someone who rips the crust off eats it then eats the pizza like a fucking monster. Honestly it’s worse than not eating the crust
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    • I only leave the crust behind if its shitty or if theres no garlic sause to dip it in like a bread stick.
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    • People who eat the crust on pizza are the type to eat the butt of a loaf of bread
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    • What if you’re a weird one who eats the crusts only
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    • Fluffy crust is good but crunchy ass crust you can cut diamonds with can fuck off
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    • The crust is ass
      treev 24 may
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    • Bread is just the delivery mechanism
      zaknaffin 24 may
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    • I eat pizza hut crust but not little Caesars crust
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    • But I give my crust to my dogs...
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    • I eat the pizza itself and then if I’m still hungry when the pizza is gone I’ll eat the crust. Unless it’s stuffed crust, then idc about the pizza
      Elykris 24 may
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    • or people that order breadsticks but still dont eat the crusts
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    • Whenever I don't eat the crust, it's so I can read more pizza
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    • The only time I don't eat the crust is as Cici's. It's unlimited so I'm not gonna fill up on crust, I'm gonna eat actual pizza
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    • The crust is just fucking bread eat it you fucks
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    • I only like thin crust, I have nothing against bread. But eating the thicc crust makes me feel like I'm trying to eat the desert because it's so dry and bland.
      IllySori 24 may
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    • Im just not a bread lover. I dont eat the outer edge of pizza crust if there is nothing on it.
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    • Why would you not eat the crust that's perfectly good food
      yonc 24 may
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    • The crust is plain, if there’s cheese and sauce in it sure I’ll bite or if it’s got like garlic seasoning to make it garlic bread, but it’s plain so why should I eat the crust?
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    • What if you eat the crust first?
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    • Dont be a fucking child, eat your danm crust you whiny bitches
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    • I'll eat stuffed crust. That's it
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    • Bigger incentive to avoid the crust
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    • No no, he's got a point
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    • I don’t see why this crust issue is such a big deal. you eat it or won’t I don’t care. I don’t yuck your yum
      yopert 24 may
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    • The entire crust or just some? Cus if it’s not soft fuck it
      Unite 24 may
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    • Fuck of crust is shit and you're shit for liking it so much
      PODEPOM 24 may
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    • I like this idea
      MagmaGFX 24 may
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    • He’s right though
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    • I can only eat certain pizza crust but most is burnt and hard and shit and I’m just not eating it
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    • Don't know what kinda pizza you eat bud but standard crust is cheeks
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    • Wait no that's not how it works.
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    • Only with ranch
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    • Well, he's not wrong
      splashlog 29 may
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    • First off. I feed the crust to my doggo. Secondly did you even think of the poor doggos without pizza bone? No. No you didn't.
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    • The crust is only good when done properly I've had great pizza with shitty crust. And besides the less crust u eat the more goodness u I can eat
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    • I'm not eating the handle. Pizza edges=corn cobs.
      zepzepzep 28 may
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    • Okay but pizza is hardly made right. There’s too much crust. There needs to be that good layer with the bread and burnt cheese that leads into the crust or it’s not worth it.
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    • Nigga that's just gonna make more people not eat the crust you fucking idiot. If I wanted bread I'd go to the fucking grocery store not some badly seasoned way too oily and crunchy bread, fatass
      Shechem 28 may
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    • I don’t eat the crust go fuck yourself you bad dough eating mother fucker
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    • Well what if you eat the crust first would it cancel out the poison or would you die from eating the poison last
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    • I eat the crust last. Like, eat a few pieces then the crust. I don't know why, I just always have
      Armi 27 may
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    • I don’t always eat the crust. Sometimes it’s too crunch...
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    • The people who eat the crust first are gonna be in for a rough time
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    • Man fuck your dry ass crust
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    • What if u eat the crust 1st
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    • I eat the crust if it looks eatable
      Dezyrai 26 may
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    • Everyone hyping up this shit “crust is the best part” then go eat some fucking baked dough then, ole tasteless bread loving ass
      Lavaducks 26 may
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