• he's pissed bc I held him like a burger
dont be burger shaped then idiot
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    • Put him down on the ground
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    • I don't have the pic so pretend I commented the picture of future holding his baby
      Nickmason 29 jul
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    • He's turtley enough for the turtle club.
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    • Silly turtle, acting like cheeseburger.
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    • This is how you hold a burger
      Mancakes 29 jul
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    • You should really learn how to hold a burger properly thumb is down
      Leeotto 29 jul
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    • My friends mad cus I call him the n word Don't be black then idiot
      Niqqward 29 jul
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    • Pwease dont eat me mistew I'm not a samwich
      TawpHat 29 jul
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    • Don’t be pissed when I do things to you because you’re human shaped. Take that as you will.
      YourGuyCy 29 jul
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    • This is the opposite of Steve Irwin
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    • He's pissed cuz you picked him up at all. Scared, more likely. But I mean it's just a turtle, I ain't mad
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    • bite his butt
      smallnig 30 jul
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    • bitch humor 🤤
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    • Ever seen that pic where they put lettuce and cheese in his shell and he looked like a burger
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    • fundog 30 jul
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    • Who holds a burger like that
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    • Never grab them by the shell it basically dislocates their bones
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    • He’s actually made of cake. I’d be offended too...
      K3YM4K3R 29 jul
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    • I hope everyone reports the nude bot. Like fr this shit should not slide.
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    • I cracked open a turtle a couple weeks ago. They bleed red, just like us
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    • I can make you burger shaped too ;)
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    • Mines outside in a box
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    • Turtles have been around longer, therefore burgers are shaped as turtles
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    • How the fuck you hold a burger like that? I always have my thumbs on the bottom
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    • This is how you eat a big mac nigga
      SunsetBAE 31 jul
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    • Anybody got that pic of that dude holding a baby like a drink?
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    • How to: not be picked up like burger. Dont be burger shaped
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    • Fucking idiot burger boy
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    • I’m pretty sure all turtles are like this my cousin has a giant terrarium and has multiple turtles and everyone of them does not like to be held like a cheeseburger it’s kinda funny tbh
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    • Yeet that bitch like a discus
      Adorf 31 jul
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    • You're sposed to hold them like that
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    • :().
      DooT_boi 31 jul
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    • Turtles are so sweet
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    • Who holds burgers with all four fingers on the bottom
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    • The new tmnt ronin comic looks great
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    • It’s a nigg—
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    • THIS is how you eat a Big Mac nigga
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    • Does anyone have the picture of the crying kitten sandwiched between 2 pieces of bread
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    • Holding a turtle just by supporting it’s top shell can hurt the turtle by putting stress on their spines, so please continue to hold your hamburgers properly
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    • Forbidden fleashlite
      Aricles 30 jul
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    • *crunch*
      Melomenes 30 jul
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    • Bro my god im lmao fr
      Stoner 30 jul
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    • *internal screaming*
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    • __CIA__ 30 jul
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    • I've already seen this meme from someone else but it's still cute
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    • Who holds a burger like that
      R1SEN_ 30 jul
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    • Never get tired of seeing this
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    • 2 FUCKING HANDS YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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    • Sorry but who tf holds a cheese burget like that
      erin22 30 jul
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    • It’s a food wars reference
      dkbassin 30 jul
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    • Who has the picture where it's like hold dragon like burger
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    • Be nice
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    • I saved a turtle from getting run over and he pissed on me
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    • This was here before right
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    • Oh, you b u r g e r ?
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    • You’re holding your burger upside down the thumb goes on bottom
      Valflame 29 jul
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    • Don’t be burger shaped then retarded
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    • Not his fault
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    • How does that cat have a shell..?!
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    • Take a bight
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    • When you put him down you better be able to outrun bullets
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    • Its actually the best way for the turtle to be held. Remember the shell is a part of them, hold them incorrectly is bad
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    • I have a red eared slider and I held him in front of my dog hoping she would eat him
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    • I learned that turtles can hiss. I caught one and when I leaned over with my knife to cut the line (I use biodegradable ones so don’t worry, they break down after a while) and it hissed at me. It was pretty cool.
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    • Burger
      Bitchys 29 jul
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    • Now fold him hotdog way
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    • Hold turtle gentle like hamburger
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    • I’m i the only one who had a stroke reading that
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    • You leave him alone you motherfucker, you don't mess with turtle clan
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    • If you don't want to be treated like a whore then dont be shaped like a whore
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    • Who the fuck holds a hamburger like that.
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    • It was about to start storming outside when I went to check on my cat and I saw a thicc turtle down the road. I saw lightning in the distance, ran to the turtle, carried it to the pond, and ran back
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    • It’s best to hold them like a burger cause if you hold them by their shell it can damage their spine
      bella67 29 jul
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    • Every time I pick up turtles they piss on me
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    • Lame story, but I used to pick up my turtle, face to face, and tell her she's a perfectly sized hamburger. I'm the only one she's bit...
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    • cheesed burger
      kinboshi 29 jul
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    • Cheesed burger :(
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    • Fucking dumbass
      Fib_Chan 29 jul
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    • It can damage the spine
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    • My turtle will piss on you if you pick her up to give her a bath, she proceeds to claw the fuck out of your hands too.
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    • Turn it around and stick your finger in its mouth
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    • That’s how you’re supposed to hold them I thought
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