22 year old asthmatic college student.
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Your jaw definition says Disney Prince. But your eyes say Xanax dependence.
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HippoPotaMistress HippoPotaMistress
24 apr
22 year old asthmatic college student. Hit me with it. &RS 6 Awards Your jaw definition says Disney Prince. But your eyes say Xanax dependence. Reply
Kanye scores 106 Points
Against Wheelchair
Basketball Team
A charity basketball game didn't go exactly as planned yesterday when Kanye West scored
106 points against a team of handicapped children in wheelchairs.
KanyeW3st KanyeW3st
12 mar
Kanye scores 106 Points Against Wheelchair Basketball Team A charity basketball game didn't go exactly as planned yesterday when Kanye West scored 106 points against a team of handicapped children in wheelchairs.
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock.
Me:
marc34
8 jan 2021
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock. Me:
The best things in life are hot & round.
Pizza is life. Boobs are okay too.
sad_great sad_great
27 oct 2020
The best things in life are hot & round. Pizza is life. Boobs are okay too.
I could be happy AF and my face will
Still look like this
satansmuze satansmuze
30 sep 2020
I could be happy AF and my face will Still look like this
BABY IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE ANTENNA
ITS HOW FAR You
CAN SHOOT YOUR COMM
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14 apr
BABY IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE ANTENNA ITS HOW FAR You CAN SHOOT YOUR COMM
when netflix asks if ur still there and u see your reflection in the screen
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when netflix asks if ur still there and u see your reflection in the screen
My childhood neighbor, just sent me a friend request...
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15 dec 2020
My childhood neighbor, just sent me a friend request...
My boyfriend is taking care of my cat for me. I asked how it was going and he sent me this.
Jordanmichelle93 Jordanmichelle93
23 sep 2020
My boyfriend is taking care of my cat for me. I asked how it was going and he sent me this.
Her: Do you have protection?
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When you show someone something you're really proud of and they say "cool" and change the subject
When you show someone something you're really proud of and they say "cool" and change the subject
when you're playing with your pet fish and it bites your finger!
Maybelater Maybelater
17 mar
when you're playing with your pet fish and it bites your finger!
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This Cat Keeps Visiting A Hospital And Gets A Job
As Security
Everyone liked that
SS
HondaSolo HondaSolo
22 sep 2020
AN This Cat Keeps Visiting A Hospital And Gets A Job As Security Everyone liked that SS
The perfect couple's costume doesn't
exi-
judaguy judaguy
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The perfect couple's costume doesn't exi-
Big Bird informs Elmo that he's in the wrong motherfucking neighborhood
Republished Republished
23 sep 2020
Big Bird informs Elmo that he's in the wrong motherfucking neighborhood
When you get a cat, you will never be lonely in
the bathroom
ErosOne ErosOne
22 sep 2020
When you get a cat, you will never be lonely in the bathroom
Remember when this Mf convinced people to buy a metal ball
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STEPBRO_ STEPBRO_
30 sep 2020
Remember when this Mf convinced people to buy a metal ball I \ fl
Tee Grizzley: "Blue beam on that choppa Kamehameha
I throw them dragon balls at you like
I'm Kakarot"
Goku:
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26 sep 2020
Tee Grizzley: "Blue beam on that choppa Kamehameha I throw them dragon balls at you like I'm Kakarot" Goku:
That face you make when you added raisins to the potato salad to cool off the spice of the mayo
Gilberto Gilberto
19 mar
That face you make when you added raisins to the potato salad to cool off the spice of the mayo