Me stuck behind an asshole at the gas station buying $23 of different lottery tickets
StirringThePot StirringThePot
12 mar
Me stuck behind an asshole at the gas station buying $23 of different lottery tickets
My answer whenever someone asks me how old am
ON
BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO
captaincrunchberries captaincrunchberries
30 dec 2020
My answer whenever someone asks me how old am ON BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO
MERCURY (2)
U.K. Gardener
Harvests Potato
She Swears
Resembles Dog:
Still Keep
Laughing About It'
"It was just perfect how the potato had Dave's jowls and everything," said the pet owner of the uncanny tuber
DregsOfSociety DregsOfSociety
23 sep 2020
MERCURY (2) U.K. Gardener Harvests Potato She Swears Resembles Dog: Still Keep Laughing About It' "It was just perfect how the potato had Dave's jowls and everything," said the pet owner of the uncanny tuber
Communists when they realize they have private parts
HandsomeDIO HandsomeDIO
25 sep 2020
Communists when they realize they have private parts
oh, you're a true "country music lover" who is this?
pudgle pudgle
4 dec 2020
oh, you're a true "country music lover" who is this?
When Warz tries to jumpscare me
Catholic_Ancap Catholic_Ancap
21 oct 2020
When Warz tries to jumpscare me
Do you ever look at the games you have but you don't want to play any of those?
velardaddy velardaddy
30 mar
Do you ever look at the games you have but you don't want to play any of those?
I'm going to post a picture of my dog everyday (day 892) - I’m going to post a picture of my dog everyday (day 892)
captainfiz0373 captainfiz0373
23 sep 2020
I'm going to post a picture of my dog everyday (day 892) - I’m going to post a picture of my dog everyday (day 892)
Me: Is about to leave a bench
Person: *Sits next to me*
Me waiting a few extra minutes before leaving so I don't hurt the persons feelings:
AgeekableGirl97 AgeekableGirl97
5 mar
Me: Is about to leave a bench Person: *Sits next to me* Me waiting a few extra minutes before leaving so I don't hurt the persons feelings:
Nutmeg, the world's oldest cat, celebrating his
31st birthday. (141 in human years)
Dude is so over this shit
I Final
rthy opponent!
Our battle will be etidary!
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
25 sep 2020
Nutmeg, the world's oldest cat, celebrating his 31st birthday. (141 in human years) Dude is so over this shit I Final rthy opponent! Our battle will be etidary!
>Barges into any discussion or argument
>Asks "Who do you think the enemy is?"
>Refuses to elaborate further
>Leaves
>Barges into any discussion or argument >Asks "Who do you think the enemy is?" >Refuses to elaborate further >Leaves
I got an F in art class for my cat drawing still wondering what was so wrong with it
SirCattoThe1st SirCattoThe1st
25 sep 2020
I got an F in art class for my cat drawing still wondering what was so wrong with it
When you get called into work because you're the reliable employee that can cover shifts:
TruckOwner
28 may
When you get called into work because you're the reliable employee that can cover shifts:
My high ass though ALF was in this fuckin picture
AVANZAMOS
AURRERA GOAZ
drunkinrehab drunkinrehab
14 jun
My high ass though ALF was in this fuckin picture AVANZAMOS AURRERA GOAZ
Me getting a Thank You email after I just paid a bill...
Fuck you!
Me getting a Thank You email after I just paid a bill... Fuck you!
Some jokes just write themselves
Some jokes just write themselves
"engine loses compression*
Me: Adds more nitrous.
Engine:
You won't let me live. You won't let me die.
"engine loses compression* Me: Adds more nitrous. Engine: You won't let me live. You won't let me die.
fun
There is phobia that somewhere, somehow a duck is watching you, it's called analideephobia.
fun There is phobia that somewhere, somehow a duck is watching you, it's called analideephobia.