Me stuck behind an asshole at the gas station buying $23 of different lottery tickets
StirringThePot StirringThePot
12 mar
Me stuck behind an asshole at the gas station buying $23 of different lottery tickets
worksforwhiskey:
No don't know anything about that
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
26 sep 2020
worksforwhiskey: No don't know anything about that
The whole class: "Ugh, you should shave that weird moustache off"
we
That one kid:
No. don't th. " I will
PlantedCorgo PlantedCorgo
30 oct 2020
The whole class: "Ugh, you should shave that weird moustache off" we That one kid: No. don't th. " I will
When you blow out that huge booger
from your nose and now you can breathe in
(big inhale)
When you blow out that huge booger from your nose and now you can breathe in (big inhale)
When it's too hot fora one piece.
Gamer_Mom Gamer_Mom
11 sep 2020
When it's too hot fora one piece.
WHY'D YoU, A PICTURE OFA
NE
oh.... OH GOD!!
Badger420 Badger420
26 sep 2020
WHY'D YoU, A PICTURE OFA NE oh.... OH GOD!!
Wanda: Possibly the strongest character in the MCU.
Vision: Vibranium android worthy of wielding Mjalnir.
Pietro:
I'm fast. I'm very fast.
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
18 feb
Wanda: Possibly the strongest character in the MCU. Vision: Vibranium android worthy of wielding Mjalnir. Pietro: I'm fast. I'm very fast.
Re UNDER ARREST
YOu
FOR BEING GAMK CUTE
Re UNDER ARREST YOu FOR BEING GAMK CUTE
WEAKEST MAN IN BULGARIA
fed_poster fed_poster
22 jun
WEAKEST MAN IN BULGARIA
Someone left their blowup doll on the plane
Gasoline Gasoline
13 oct 2020
Someone left their blowup doll on the plane
This how women aim when they looking for a good man
ZeroTwo___ ZeroTwo___
9 feb
This how women aim when they looking for a good man
What are the animals trying to tell us?
Danger!
Beware!
What are the animals trying to tell us? Danger! Beware!
Me walking into the adult toy store and not seeing a single action figure
Arthurfleck88 Arthurfleck88
26 apr
Me walking into the adult toy store and not seeing a single action figure
some sick fuck unfollowed me for posting pictures of my dog i don't miss you at all
mortheta Follow
terukis
Follow
maybe now they'll refolllow
Follow
YOU ERASED MY FUCKING mortheta Follow
DOG?
some sick fuck unfollowed me for posting pictures of my dog i don't miss you at all mortheta Follow terukis Follow maybe now they'll refolllow Follow YOU ERASED MY FUCKING mortheta Follow DOG?
"Y'all broke up?"
Nah, she broke. I'm Up.
TimmyTheStreamer TimmyTheStreamer
16 oct 2020
"Y'all broke up?" Nah, she broke. I'm Up.
5 yo Me: "Mom I don wanna get out the cat. it's raining! I'm scared!"
My Mom: "Come on sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of"
The Rain:
The_Surfing_Pikachu The_Surfing_Pikachu
24 sep 2020
5 yo Me: "Mom I don wanna get out the cat. it's raining! I'm scared!" My Mom: "Come on sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of" The Rain:
Me watching fireworks even though never left
my house, popcorn just have and LSD
popcorn ceilings and LSD
Me watching fireworks even though never left my house, popcorn just have and LSD popcorn ceilings and LSD
5. Write a question, using why.
Good guestion.
5. Write a question, using why. Good guestion.
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
Funnydudehaha
22 feb
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before