#204 at a party on Halloween weekend. Some guy was
dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow. Awesome, I know.
Anyways, the party was on the second
floor and the cops
ended up showing up. Capt. Sparrow looked at them when
they came in, threw open the window and yelled,
'Gentlemen, you will forever remember this as the day you
almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.' and jumped out the
Broke both legs, still got his minor in possession.
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