2002 you're at a family reunion hiding out in nanna's basement playing donkey Kong on your and the "cool aunt" sneaks you your first drink
MemedealerSasuke MemedealerSasuke
16 oct 2020
2002 you're at a family reunion hiding out in nanna's basement playing donkey Kong on your and the "cool aunt" sneaks you your first drink
Imagine being so hot that you could smash your face on the ground and still look good?
k.
Ultimate ag Machine*
Sheriff_Levithan Sheriff_Levithan
29 sep 2020
Imagine being so hot that you could smash your face on the ground and still look good? k. Ultimate ag Machine*
me: google give me a gentle coyote
google:
fandomdeity36 fandomdeity36
22 jan 2021
me: google give me a gentle coyote google:
Her Mom: Slow down on your food or you'll choke.
Me: No she won't..
Her Mom: Slow down on your food or you'll choke. Me: No she won't..
When you're Gary and you haven't screamed your name in 8 minutes
Lonethefox Lonethefox
24 feb
When you're Gary and you haven't screamed your name in 8 minutes
"uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch
124,602 notes
awfulPage awfulPage
8d
"uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch 124,602 notes
Does Une
ay?
Le
fond_meme_dealerexe fond_meme_dealerexe
26 feb
Does Une ay? Le
SS
SISTER CASSIA
he
The_Dragoon The_Dragoon
25 sep 2020
SS SISTER CASSIA he
When you get caught doing something stupid and u try to cute ur way out of it
MilkedAlienCow MilkedAlienCow
25 sep 2020
When you get caught doing something stupid and u try to cute ur way out of it
JACK Dead
Redemption will be 57 when the first KFC is 's opened
JACK Dead Redemption will be 57 when the first KFC is 's opened
When someone takes your joke
seriously and starts an argument
KNGZ KNGZ
25d
When someone takes your joke seriously and starts an argument
For every like, I'll tell her she's a good girl
Akaeo Akaeo
17 sep 2020
For every like, I'll tell her she's a good girl
Mom buying me something:
Mom buying herself something:
Superleftygamer Superleftygamer
26 sep 2020
Mom buying me something: Mom buying herself something:
Looking at the Kroger Plus card take my cart from $25.32 to $16.80
AM - - Twitter for iPhone
Moosiejr Moosiejr
10 jun
Looking at the Kroger Plus card take my cart from $25.32 to $16.80 AM - - Twitter for iPhone
In 2010, a man in
In 2010, man in England was arrested
for recording his neighbor's noisy dogs and replaying the noise at full volume over the neighbor's fence.
The guy:
nervousari
29 sep 2020
In 2010, a man in In 2010, man in England was arrested for recording his neighbor's noisy dogs and replaying the noise at full volume over the neighbor's fence. The guy:
tylerchokely:
shaquille, don't feel
Retake_the_Holyland Retake_the_Holyland
17 dec 2020
tylerchokely: shaquille, don't feel
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME"
DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA.
DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
justsarah justsarah
10 feb
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME" DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA. DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
Congratulations! You've Made it to
November of 2020!
MAKE SOME NOOOOOISE!
All of Us:
leagueofgnar leagueofgnar
4 nov 2020
Congratulations! You've Made it to November of 2020! MAKE SOME NOOOOOISE! All of Us:
She should do Jinx from LoL
Sfur_thread
Lucky for you, she already did - Lucky for you, she already did 😳
Avalre Avalre
15 oct 2020
She should do Jinx from LoL Sfur_thread Lucky for you, she already did - Lucky for you, she already did 😳
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested:
"If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
ChairManThe2nd_2021 ChairManThe2nd_2021
18 jan 2021
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested: "If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."