20 Things Men Do That Women
Probably Don't Know About
1. Flush mid pee and race the toilet.
2. Instead of using twist-ties to close bread,
just spin the open end of the bag and tuck it
3. When I'm in the shower, I like to cup the
water to my chest then watch it splash to the
4. Entering Beast Mode running up stairs while
5. Fantasized about their female friends.
Yes...aIl of them.
6. Thought about freezing time.... and then
doing naughty things to people.
7. Every man has woken up with morning wood
and had to do the leaning tower of piza to hit
8. Checked online to see if their length is
9. All men at one point in their lives have given
The NodTM to another man for one reason or
another. They have also given it to a woman,
only to receive a look of confusion.
Additionally, they were never taught The
Nodm. It simply exists within them naturally.
10. Blow nose into hands in the shower
11. Waft the bed covers to unsheathe a fart.