• 2. Link @hyrule_twitter,
Zelda asked me how I
learned to cook and the
answer is I didn't. I know like
5 things about cooking and
they are;
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"Always use more garlic than the
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Find like 5 recipes that you like,
adjust them how you like them,
make them until you hate them
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Ifa recipe is from a mommy blog,
you'll need more spices
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    • If you find a recipe online, skip 3 quarters of the way down to pass the life story about why they LOVE scalloped potatoes
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    • Where’s the picture of Zelda wanting you to fuck her tits
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    • And that’s all you need to know to be a pro. Now have a unique personality and you might be able to make a cooking show
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    • This right here is a pretty good pasta recipe I've been making for a while (in the comment thread)
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    • Those are some cool tips. But you know the kind of tips I'm looking for? The kind that teaches me how to change the color of my campfire.
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    • What if Zelda was a girl
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