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...I just woke up from a dream in which there
was an app that notified you when nearby
LARPs needed an NPC, and you could, like, go
pretend to be a surly shopkeeper or whatever
and get paid, like, $10 for it.
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    • Make this app. It was probably from an alternate reality.
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    • I see no reason (aside from the current pandemic) why this wouldn't be a good idea.
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    • Dude I'd so be down. Let's make this a thing
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    • Dude I’d totally do that shit
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    • My only issue is that is there enough LARPing going on to justify such an app?
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    • “Looking to defend yourself or deal some damage?”
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    • I had a dream where there were these VR chips that were implanted into people's brains that would make everything perfect, but in reality their world was collapsing
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    • Can someone who can code make this a thing?
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    • "You looking for defense or to deal some damage?"
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    • That’s a dream job right there
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    • Dude the only time I wouldn’t do this is if they larp GTA5
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    • Shit I’ll do it for free. I got no life
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    • I already have NPC energy
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    • You make an account and you could put money in and do this in real life and maybe even make your own items with shit that spawns around and stuff and sell them. I need a loan and I will legit get a team ready to program this shits.
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    • I’m not sure that many people larp though. I haven’t met anyone irl that does it
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    • How may I be of service to you today?
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    • "Hello, adventurer! Welcome to the town of Honeywood. I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw you from afar. You have a brave-loo[SKIP] There's a dragon that has been terr[SKIP] The castle is a per[SKIP] Monsters fill the [SKIP] The sword [SKIP] Thank you, hero[SKIP]" Here's your $10, buddy.
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    • Dm and like for special admiral ackbar nudes!
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    • That seems fun
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    • I would probably do it for free. I am already a NPC in my own life.
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    • Fuck, I'd do that
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    • How about an app like pokemon go that has maps of cities and nature and it will auto-generate a campaign for you with intricate story line, dialogue, and locations to adventure to(the npcs are incorporated)
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    • Fuck it sign me up lmao
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    • I want this to be a thing. I actually played a traveling bard in my old larp group and I payed to play as a PC because technically I was but I put my points into sneak and poison and anyone who pissed me off I would secretly poison them. Not only would I actually profit from being a bard
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    • Had a dream where I was a normal highschool boy, and I had to disguise myself as Elizabeth from Bioshock to infiltrate some area. Somehow I pulled up the console from Skyrim and put in the showracemenu command to do it
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    • I do dinner theater. It's a lot like that.
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    • I'm down.
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    • Rope? Bombs? Lamp oil?
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    • I’m down! 🙌
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    • Yo that sounds super fun. It could be like uber with a rating system for the actors and even the groups!
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    • That sounds fun
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    • That'd be dope as hell
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    • “Like,”
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    • I need it
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    • That sounds like a regular job but with extra steps
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    • Let’s do more LARPs! It’s a really fun hobby
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    • Wtf is a larp
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    • I thought that was called eBay....
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    • Please God I wanna be the courier but never have any messages when I find them
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    • Now they just want you to pretend to be a census worker so they can feel justified for stockpiling thousands of dollars in guns and ammo and not using them
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    • Holy shit I'd totally be down for this, it gives me ample reason to do fake voices for hours on end, have fun haggling prices with players and watch them run off with new merch that will help their "adventure"
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    • I'd do that.
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    • You should be grateful
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    • What's larp
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    • What does LARP stand for
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    • As a software developer I'm willing to take one for the team
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    • i just woke up from a dream where my mom tried to drive. she’s afraid of driving irl because she said she’s too clumsy and goddamn my dream proved her right
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    • Still shocked in a world where we have pokemon go why we don't have an AR rpg
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    • I had a dream I developed an app, slots, but it's real currency being played and paid out. I cant explain the whole details but I know they were amazing
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    • Bruh you just described iFunny but the Larpers have guns and don’t do anything
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    • shut up and point me where i need to go
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    • As someone who doesnt know what larp means, what the fuck does larp mean. Kind regards, hurache.
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    • You need to make this happen
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    • Did you just call me a friggin Larp bro
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    • Gather the boys and reenact the grey beards teaching the Dragonborn about the thuum
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    • I wanna Larp :(
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    • It’s all fun until one of the parties decides to take you out
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    • Dude honestly fuck yeah that's a great idea
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    • Rad
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    • Some people call this junk. Me, I call them treasures
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    • Make it happen.
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    • Sign me up😎😏🤓
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    • I want it
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    • Capitalism
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    • I would love this
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    • As if LARPers have money
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    • Yo an Augmented reality app like this would be sick
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    • What’s the opposite of NPC energy? Like no one ever talks or comes up to you unless you do it first
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    • What about a slutty shopkeeper
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    • I am payed $25 dollars to stand with a bucket on my head as five men in fantasy clothing rob me blind
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    • What larps
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    • I do it for free
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    • “Potion seller! I’m headed into battle... and I require your strongest potion!”
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    • *invest*
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    • Why is this not a thing
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    • I’d do it. Free m0ney and all I have to do is pretend.
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    • Id pay to be a shopkeep.or something
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    • I had a dream once where I wasn’t living alone in a dead end job, had friends, loved ones, and even a girlfriend that loved me for who I am.
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    • It's called a Renaissance festival
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    • WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS
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    • We need that a reality ASAP!!!!!
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    • My potions are too strong for you, adventurer.
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    • Money to be made in this app there is
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    • Lots of money in this app
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    • Hold up you might have done something
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    • I would definitely do that
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    • This needs to be made
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    • Uber writing that down as a future service
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    • I got happy until i reread that it was just a dream..
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    • Bro but can someone set this up? I'd be completely down for it
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    • Might make this
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    • I larp and I know we don’t have money but asking people with no life to come out would be great
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    • Why are we not funding this?
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    • WHY IS THIS NOT A REAL THING
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    • One heartbeat. That's how long it would take me to do this.
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    • I would use this app so I could go piss them off bc they are annoying retards
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    • I know several years ago there was a larp group and there was also a hunger games role playing group that’s about it
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    • Not gonna lie, that sounds like an awesome app
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