McDonald's: "The 20pc serves 4 ppl"
Me:
Dawson Dawson
9 oct 2020
McDonald's: "The 20pc serves 4 ppl" Me:
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag
AM - Twitter Web Client
Meth Meth
18 nov 2020
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag AM - Twitter Web Client
WHO CARES?
IT'S NOT A WARCRIME IF WE WIN
PickyColt PickyColt
27 sep 2020
WHO CARES? IT'S NOT A WARCRIME IF WE WIN
karen: i want to see joe waiter: who's joe
karen:
Joe
MANAGER ~
JoSjoca JoSjoca
9 apr
karen: i want to see joe waiter: who's joe karen: Joe MANAGER ~
tried to make Ron Weasley out of peas
thecumlord thecumlord
22 jan 2021
tried to make Ron Weasley out of peas
Friend: You got any plans tonight?
Me:
AWS
myplaymate myplaymate
24 apr
Friend: You got any plans tonight? Me: AWS
kyliejenner
kyliejenner throwback
kendalljenner aren't we fighting?
125,077 likes Reply kyliejenner @kendalljenner yes but my titties are sitting nice in this pic
113.130 likes Reply
sad_asian_9160 sad_asian_9160
20 nov 2020
kyliejenner kyliejenner throwback kendalljenner aren't we fighting? 125,077 likes Reply kyliejenner @kendalljenner yes but my titties are sitting nice in this pic 113.130 likes Reply
when you're committing tax fraud with your sister
- hope mom and dad dont find dut,
stevencase stevencase
22 jun
when you're committing tax fraud with your sister - hope mom and dad dont find dut,
on vacation*
Friend: we should probably eat some breakfast before we start dri-
Me:
Woosel Woosel
8 may
on vacation* Friend: we should probably eat some breakfast before we start dri- Me:
wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like this.
slumpkng
23 jun
wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like this.
Erwin Schrodinger
ae & online
TODAY
Is the cat alive? 93.45
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Type a message @
Thrust_2020 Thrust_2020
25 sep 2020
Erwin Schrodinger ae & online TODAY Is the cat alive? 93.45 No No No No NoNo NoNo NoNoNo NoNoNo NoNoNo No No No No No NoNoNoNo NoNoNo No No No No NoNoNo NoNoNo Type a message @
I don't want to be pesimist but Mad Max is set in 2021
LaMadrina LaMadrina
24 oct 2020
I don't want to be pesimist but Mad Max is set in 2021
@cockyrapnews
NBA YOUNGBOY IS HAVING HIS 27TH CHILD, REPORTEDLY THE GOAL IS 50
@cockyrapnews NBA YOUNGBOY IS HAVING HIS 27TH CHILD, REPORTEDLY THE GOAL IS 50
Does anyone else feel troubled by the fact that the name of next year is literally 2020 won?
Does anyone else feel troubled by the fact that the name of next year is literally 2020 won?
Here are some pictures of my family's cat
His name is Tucker
Avi_Murasakino Avi_Murasakino
24 sep 2020
Here are some pictures of my family's cat His name is Tucker
Uh. Kinda afraid to go downstairs. Turd grabs stuff out of the sink
When you get the wrong brand of dog treats - When you get the wrong brand of dog treats
K_otic1
24 sep 2020
Uh. Kinda afraid to go downstairs. Turd grabs stuff out of the sink When you get the wrong brand of dog treats - When you get the wrong brand of dog treats
Me: Its medicinal
Cop: Well first of all, that's a belt fed mahine gun
Tiara Tiara
14 sep 2020
Me: Its medicinal Cop: Well first of all, that's a belt fed mahine gun
using the drake and cat meme
using my pup as
I the meme because he is a good boi
1200AM 1200AM
21 sep 2020
using the drake and cat meme using my pup as I the meme because he is a good boi
Nothing worse than spending money on food that did not hit the spot the way you thought it would
WolfenRedux WolfenRedux
23 oct 2020
Nothing worse than spending money on food that did not hit the spot the way you thought it would