McDonald's: "The 20pc serves 4 ppl"
Me:
Dawson Dawson
9 oct 2020
McDonald's: "The 20pc serves 4 ppl" Me:
I put an anime filter on these two and I'm dying
Trump on anime filter Biden on anime filter
Luzurper Luzurper
25 sep 2020
I put an anime filter on these two and I'm dying Trump on anime filter Biden on anime filter
Nobody:
Bartenders for no reason:
HighBalls HighBalls
22 apr
Nobody: Bartenders for no reason:
KingTickle KingTickle
25 sep 2020
When your dad beats you for taking his pain meds but you can't feel his) belt
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm.
Here's your bill.
My Card: *Declines*
Doctor:
codar455 codar455
28 sep 2020
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm. Here's your bill. My Card: *Declines* Doctor:
when you decide to have a little lay down for few minutes but you wake up at fully clothed with the lights on
when you decide to have a little lay down for few minutes but you wake up at fully clothed with the lights on
the resin in my pipe watching me pack another bow! without cleaning it out first
the resin in my pipe watching me pack another bow! without cleaning it out first
L@> Bird
@BirdExecutive
Is your milkshake really worth it?
POOOOPOOOOPIG POOOOPOOOOPIG
24 sep 2020
L@> Bird @BirdExecutive Is your milkshake really worth it?
I'm only responsible for what I say,
not for what you understand.
- John Wayne
JudgementalRooster
15 dec 2020
I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand. - John Wayne
*The whole internet making jokes about the twisted tea smack*
The cashier who had to clean it up:
PM - Twitter for iPhone
goten18 goten18
31 dec 2020
*The whole internet making jokes about the twisted tea smack* The cashier who had to clean it up: PM - Twitter for iPhone
SYGMOND THE GREY: A REALLY EPIC CAT BRACE YOURSELVES
IS COMING
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
24 sep 2020
SYGMOND THE GREY: A REALLY EPIC CAT BRACE YOURSELVES IS COMING
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
MacksDad2018 MacksDad2018
11 feb
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
On November 1957, a stray dog from Moscow named Laika became the first dog to ever be sent to space. She was sent on a one-way trip. She died from overheating after a few short hours. A monument now stands near the military research facility that prepared her flight.
RE
mA
iScare iScare
23 sep 2020
On November 1957, a stray dog from Moscow named Laika became the first dog to ever be sent to space. She was sent on a one-way trip. She died from overheating after a few short hours. A monument now stands near the military research facility that prepared her flight. RE mA
When she wants Netflix and chill but the show is actually pretty good
When she wants Netflix and chill but the show is actually pretty good
MODERNA PFIZER
MODERNA PFIZER
when your mom on the phone telling all your business to everyone...
MrYulk
19 oct 2020
when your mom on the phone telling all your business to everyone...
My friend: How can you like music without liking a certain genre?
Me:
Good music is
Ne
GOod music>-
Mimikyu1 Mimikyu1
16 mar
My friend: How can you like music without liking a certain genre? Me: Good music is Ne GOod music>-
think my cat is trying to summon a demon
Skywood416 Skywood416
24 sep 2020
think my cat is trying to summon a demon
Me standing over an NPC at "I took care of that quest for you."
The NPC:
80iy 80iy
12 jan 2021
Me standing over an NPC at "I took care of that quest for you." The NPC:
Undeniable evidence that Snoopy really is a beagle
GataLoca GataLoca
13 may
Undeniable evidence that Snoopy really is a beagle